1. COUNT ON DRACULA

I Never Really Believed What I Heard about Supernatural Things
Till I Met A Girl Whose Memory Still Clings
Her Face Was White As Virgin Snow
And Her Eyes Had A Pale Red Glow
And She Spoke In A Voice So Cold
She Looked Young But She Sounded So Old

"Oh, I Need Help Now - Bring Me To The cemetery"
I Said Okay But Asked Who It Was She Was So Keen To See
"The Count Is Coming At Midnight Tonight
To Take Me Away On A Flight
I'll Leave This Body In Freedom At Last
Fulfil This Promise The Die Has Been Cast"

"I - Trust The Count
He Won't Let Me Down
Count On The Count
Sweep Away, In His Long Black Gown"

Oh, Then She Disappeared
Sending Cold Up My Spine
The Last Thing I Heard Was
"Now He's Mine!"

"I - Trust The Count
He Won't Let Me Down
Count On The Count
Sweep Away, In His Long Black Gown"


2. THE RESCUE (Sometime In The Future)

Turn Off Your TV And Your Radio
An Announcement's Comin' In From Outer Space
You'd Better Be Prepared To Go
And Leave This Planet For A Safer Place
In Another 24 Hours Or so This Earth Is To Explode
So You Will Have To Go

Flights Have Long Been Arranged For You So Come Inside
If You Don't It's Suicide
So Gather All Your Loved-Ones Around You And Come Away
There's No Other Way

Turn Off Your TV And Your Radio
This Announcement's For The Second And Last Time
In The Hope That You're Prepared To Go
There's Just An Hour Left Before We Climb
This Will Be Your First Interstellar Trip
But Don't Be Unnerved
When You're Aboard Our Spaceship

For Nearly Twenty Million Years We've Been Saving Lifes
And We've Been Calming Fears
So Join Us Now On This Trip Through Space
To Save The Human Race, We'll Save The Human Race

And So The Rescue Went, According To Plan
And So The Rescue Went, According To Plan
And So The Rescue Went, According To Plan
And So The Rescue Went, According To Plan

Safe And Sound

For Nearly Twenty Million Years We've Been Saving Lifes
And We've Been Calming Fears
So Join Us Now On This Trip Through Space
To Save The Human Race,
We'll Save The Human Race


3. SAD FAN

Sad Fan
Been One For More Than Fourteen Years
Sad Fan
Sharing Loves And Hates And All His Fears
Sad Fan
And For Him You've Cried So Many Tears
Sad Fan
His Voice Was Always Music In Your Ears

Well You Loved For All Of Your Worth
And When He Died You Nearly Did To
Gave His Body To The Earth
Well, He Left In The Summer
Leaving On Your Own
And He Was Calling For His Mamma And Sang Oh....

Sad Fan
Still A Child When You First Saw Him
Sad Fan
Seeing Him Was To Adore Him
Sad Fan
Adoration Made You Blind
Sad Fan
Noe He's Gone And Left You Behind

Well You Loved For All Of Your Worth
And When He Died You Nearly Did To
Gave His Body To The Earth
Well, He Left In The Summer
Leaving On Your Own
And He Was Calling For His Mamma And Sang Oh....


4. PICK ON ME

Everywhere I Look Now
I See Things That Make Me Think Of You
You Affect Me Somehow
But I Can't Shake You Off, No Matter What I Do

You Have Made Me Suffer
Infecting Me With The Germ Of Love
If I Had Been Tougher
I Could Have Resisted You Enough

Why D'You Pick On Me ?
(I Could've Done Without You)
Choosing Me From All The Men That You Knew
Why D'You Pick On Me ?
(I Did What I Could Do)
But Right Now I Can't Tear Myself Free
Oh No No No No... - From You, Babe

You Are Like No Other
Girl I've Ever Come Across Before
A Friend, A Foe, A Lover
And You Got Me Coming Back, Oh,To Grab Some More

Had No Way Of Knowing
Things Would End Up Looking Quite Like This
I Knew Which Way They're Going
When You Said, Let Us Go To Bed

Why D'You Pick On Me ?
(I Could've Done Without You)
Choosing Me From All The Men That You Knew
Why D'You Pick On Me ?
(I Did What I Could Do)
But Right Now I Can't Tear Myself Free
Oh No No No No... - From You, Babe


5. CATERPILLAR

I Still See You Leaving - Platform Number 9
Bleary-Eyed, Almost Asleep
You Looked StraightThrough Me, I Gave You A Sign
A Whistle And Out The Train Began To Creep

And My Caterpillar, Time Could Change A Thing
Must Admit, I Hoped It Might
You've Been Gone So Long Now
Meant To Have A Fling
Just Like A Real Butterfly In Flight

Oh, Caterpillar, I Love You Still
I Always Wanted You To Change
But Caterpillar, I Meant No ill
You Seemed So Awkward
And I Felt So Strange With You

Now I See You Standing In The Station Yard
Independent And Alone
Smiling As You See Me And So Self-Assured
Yes, Now I See How You Have To Grown

Oh, My Caterpillar, You Put Me To Shame
Do You Think I Should Have Known ?
Yeah, The Way I See It, You Have Won This Game
But Please Don't Go And Leave Me On My Own

Oh, Caterpillar, I Love You Still
I Always Wanted You To Change
But Caterpillar, I Meant No ill
You Seemed So Awkward
And I Felt So Strange With You


6. LIMELIGHT

Standing In The Limelight Up In Front Of You
I Can't See A Single Face
But I Know What I've Gotta Do
It's The Same All Over The Place

Another Crowd To Sing To Everynight
In Every Place We Play
I Can't See Them But They See Me Alright
How Will They Be Today ? Oh, Yeah

The Audience Is Like An Animal
With A Mind Of It's Own
Will It Be Gentle Or Rough With Me
Will It Cheer Or Will It Groan ?

Another Crowd To Sing To Everynight
In Every Place We Play
I Can't See Them But They See Me Alright
How Will They Be Today ?

I'll Tame You, I'll Tame You Now
A Hall Of Baited Breath
You'll Like It, What I Do
Although I'm Scared To Death, Oh Yeah


7. WITCHHUNTERS

On A Sunday Many Years Ago
Village Folk Gathered Round About
To Burn The Witches To Make Them Glow
Though To Be Evil Without A Doubt
Innocent As You And Me
And Those Who Set The Fire Alight
Should Have Known That Tables Would Turn
And One Day They Would Be Burning Bright

Who Were Those Who Decided
Who Was Guilty Of Being A Witch
Those Who The State Had Entrusted
To Free The Country And Make It Rich

Times Change And Laws Get Adjusted
Man's Developing All The Time
Should Those Who Have Power Be Trusted
Freedom Doesn't Cost A Dime
But There's Still Those Among Us
Remnants Of The Past We've Had
They Use Their Power Like Judas
Not For Good Things, But For Bad

Who Were Those Who Decided
Who Was Guilty Of Being A Witch
Those Who The State Had Entrusted
To Free The Country And Make It Rich

Who Were Those Who Decided
Who Was Guilty Of Being A Witch
Those Who The State Had Entrusted
To Free The Country And Make It Rich
And Make It Rich
Freedom Doesn't Cost A Dime
Man's Developing All The Time
Oho, Yeah, All The Time