1. WISH I WOULDA KNOWN

I spent a little too much time at the Krusty Krab
And not enough time at home
Yeah, I traded flippin' burgers for time I can't get back

I wish I woulda known
I wish I woulda known that

Fishin' for jelly and drinkin' with Gary would end up leavin' me all alone
Weenie Hut Jr's would crumble my future and leave me with nowhere to go
I wish I, I wish I
I wish I, I wish I woulda known

Met you in the fields with a net in my hand
And a Kelp Shake on my breath
Asked you out for a sundae, maybe a dance

But damn, I shoulda left you alone
I wish I woulda known that

Fishin' for jelly and drinkin' with Gary would end up leavin' me all alone
Weenie Hut Jr's would crumble my future and leave me with nowhere to go
I wish I, I wish I
I wish I, I wish I woulda known

Take it away, Squiddy!
Okay!
*Horrific clarinet playing*
Stop! Stop!
Take it away, Kelpy G!

Kickin' with Sandy, and doin' karate would leave me with nobody at home
Now you rock with a new man who looks like Pinhead
I swear to Neptune, I wish I woulda known

Fishin' for jelly and drinkin' with Gary would end up leavin' me all alone
Weenie Hut Jr's would crumble my future and leave me with nowhere to go
I wish I, I wish I
I wish I, I wish I woulda known