DISC 1

1. DOUBLE AHHNOLD

(No lyrics available)


2. I NEED YOUR CLOTHES, YOUR BOOTS, AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE

I need your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle
I need your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle

I just traveled back in time
And i showed up empty handed
Why don't you just cut me a break
With those things that I demanded?

Don't you see how strong I am?
You best fulfill my request
Why would you try to stare me down
And put your cigar out on my chest?

I need your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle
I need your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle
I need your clothes...
I need your boots...
I need your mo, mo, mo, mo, mo... your motorcycle

Now you'll be the one who's burning
With your hands on that cook top
If this was a different movie
I might have played a cop
Your friends can't save you now
I wish just break their hands
I will ask one more time nicely
For you to meet my demands

Can't you see how strong I am?
You best fulfill my request
Why would you try to stare me down
And put your cigar out on my chest?

I need your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle
I need your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle


3. LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNETT

Let off some steam Bennett
No use getting all worked up
Even though we go way back, your work is done
Let off some steam Bennett
I will be the one who shows you how it feels to be a dying man

Even though we go way back, this is not like old times
You were once a true and faithful friend
Trusted special agent, armed force elite commando

Let off some steam Bennett, your time is through
Let off some steam Bennett
I will be the one who shows you how it feels to be a dying man

Let off some steam
Let off some steam
Let off some steam Bennett
Let off some steam

Your protective body chain is pretty lame
Plus your moustache is totally nasty

Let off some steam
Let off some steam
Let off some steam Bennett
Let off some steam

Let off some steam Bennett while I impale your flabby chest
I just want to save my girl from your sweaty, fat man breasts
I left the armed forces to be a better dad
You left to make more money and be a douche bag


4. WHO WRITES THE SONGS? (THE REAL BOMB TRACK)

Hey Arnold check out this riff.
Please, Hold on stop it.
That's enough, alright, now listen
No, no, no, shut up, stop it!

Stop it, what are you doing?!
Cut it out.
Listen I have to tell you,
I am a little upset, that you've been the one writting all these songs.

I mean you're kind of a girly man
And things need a to be more brutal
Now, it's my turn, but, if I am in charge of this orchestra.
I wanna change a few things.

Hey you! Over there, listen,
I don't want a snare drum I want a rifle.
And replace that a china cymbal with bombs.
Ah, ah, oh! oh!

And while you're at it.
I need a sample of somebody's head being smashed in.

Ah, ah, ah, I love it
Yah, yah, ok, yah, alright, here we go.
Ah give me a break.
That's enough, alright, now listen


5. IT'S SIMPLE, IF IT JIGGLES ITS FAT

"Hahaha!
What the hell's the matter with you, you girly man?
Get your flabby butts off the couch,
It's time to pump your muscles, get your body into shape
This song is called: It's simple, if it jiggles its fat!"

Bench press and jumping jacks
All good ways to lose those fats
Go ahead and touch my chest
You won't feel no flabby breasts

It's simple, if it jiggles its fat

Get ready to get pumped
I don't want to hear excuses
Get up hear and sing along
and scream like dying mooses

It's simple, if it jiggles its fat
It's simple, if it jiggles
It's simple, if it jiggles its fat


6. SEE YOU AT THE PARTY RICHTER

I'm holding your bloody stumps
As you fall to the ground
See you at the party Richter
Ohhh neaahh!

You tried to erase my memory
But I just keep fighting back
It's down to just you and me
Right before the big party

I hope to see you there
I hope to see you there

See you at the party Richter
See you there!

One person you won't find
is your friend Hauser
My name is Douglas Quaid
And judgment has been made

See you at the party Richter
I'll see you there!

See you at the party Richter
That's the plan
See you at the party Richter
Without your hands

I generally want to be a peaceful man
But when I am forced to defend my life
I will rip off your hands
I will rip off your hands

I will rip off your hands
I will rip off your hands

See you at the party Richter
That's the plan
See you at the party Richter
Without your hands


7. HEY COOKIE MONSTER, NOTHING IS AS BRUTAL AS NEAAHHH

You know Timmy, that last song was pretty good
But your voice sounds terrible
Yah, I mean you sound like cookie monster
Or a dying moose, or something

You know Arold, I'm just trying to keep up with the heavy metal fans
What do you think I should do to sound more brutal?
Are you kidding? All that stuff has been done before

Nothing is more brutal than AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
You wanna hear that again, aahh
Hey, you wanna hear that again?
Of course

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
Plus you know whenever I forget the lyrics
I just go AAAAH!! like that, yeah.
Trust me it's going to catch on.

Anyway Listen


8. WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD EAT MY COOKIES?

IF YOU'RE GOING TO SOUND LIKE COOKIE MONSTER
THEN WE MIGHT AS WELL WRITE A SONG ABOUT COOKIES!

Who told you, you could eat my cookies?
Who told you, you could eat my cookies?
Put those cookies down now!
Put those cookies down now!
I don't want you in my house!
Put those cookies down now!
No! I said no!

(Cookie)
Put those cookies down
Put those cookies down now
You don't have to tell me, that these cookies are out of this world
Put those cookies down (I told you)
Put those cookies down now
Put those cookies down (I told you)
Put those cookies down now

Who told you, you could eat my cookies?
Put those cookies down
Put those cookies down now!
Cookie (Cookie) Cookie (Cookie) [x4]


9. COME ON COHAAGEN, GIVE DEEZ PEOPLE EHYAR

Come on Cohaagen, you've got what you want

Give these people air
You've already captured me
Why take this any further
Everything is where you want it to be

Come on Cohaagen, you've got what you want

Could you be more evil
Than to kill them needlessly?
By the end of this movie
You will be begging on your knees
You will be begging... on your knees

Why would you kill them needlessly?

Come on Cohaagen, you've got what you want
Give these people, give these people air
Come on Cohaagen, give these people air
Come on Cohaagen, give these people air

In five minutes I will still remember
That Richter punched me in the face
But most of all I promise you
That I will kick your ace

Just give these people, just give these people air

Come on Cohaagen, you've got what you want
Give these people, give these people air
Come on Cohaagen, give these people air
Come on Cohaagen, give these people air


10. WHO IS YOUR DADDY, AND WHAT DOES HE 2?

Wow, wow, that song was pretty good
Yeah, yeah, I liked it, ok
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
You know we already recorded that song on the last record

No, no, you idiot, you don't understand me, seriously
Who is your daddy, and what does he do
Well, I don't know how to explain that
He works on advertising

Come you idiot spit it out


11. COME ON, DO IT, DO IT, COME ON, COME ON, KILL ME, DO IT NOW

Come on, do it, do it, come on, come on, kill me, now
I'm here, kill me, I'm here, kill me, come on, kill me, now
If you're going to kill me, then you better do it now
There's one more thing I'd like to say and that one thing is neeaaoww!

Come on, kill me, do it, do it now

I'm here, here we are face to face
Look out there's booby traps all over this place

I'm here, do it, do it now

Come on, come on, do it, do it now
Come on, come on, do it, do it now
I'm here, kill me, kill me now

Come on, do it, do it, come on, come on, kill me, now
I'm here, kill me, I'm here, kill me, come on, kill me, now
If you're going to kill me, then you better do it now
There's one more thing I'd like to say and that one thing is neeaaoww!

Come on, kill me, do it, do it now

There's one more thing I'd like to say and that one thing is neeaaoww!

Come on, kill me, do it, do it now
Come on, kill me, do it, do it now


12. ALLOW ME TO BREAK THE ICE

Allow me to break the ice
My name is Freeze
So learn it, learn it well
For it is the chilling sound of your doom

My blood is laced with cryogenic liquid
So I will not freeze when all of you are dead

Allow me to break the ice
My name is Freeze
So learn it, learn it well
For it is the chilling sound of your doom

I will freeze anything that gets in my way
I will bring a bitter winter that will forever stay
You'll never keep me locked down for long
I will turn this world into an iceberg

Allow me to break the ice
Allow me to break the ice


13. CONAN, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?

You want to know what is best in life?
Well, let me tell you!

To crush your enemies
See them driven before you
And to hear the lamentation
Of their women

It is not the open steppe
Nor fleet of horse
Nor falcons at your wrist
And the wind in your hair

It doesn't matter if we have won again
Until we have finally crushed our enemies
Crushed our enemies
What is battle unless you win the war?
You want to know what is best in life?
Well here you go!

To crush your enemies
See them driven before you
And to hear the lamentation
Of their women

You want to know what is best in metal?
It's a guitar solo! Oayaha!

To crush your enemies
See them driven before you
And to hear the lamentation
Of their women

DISC 2

1. INTRO TO THE INTRO

Hey, Timmy, how are you?
Good
So, listen, I heard you guys
Were totally doing some covers songs based on my movies, right?

Yeah,
Ah, exactly, so what song are you opening with?
I was thinking about doing the terminator theme song
What do you think?

Well, I mean, that's a great tune and all that
But, euh, but it's no good if I don't sing it, right?
I mean what is terminator without Arnold
You know it's an instrumental, it's amovie score

There's not really a whole that you can do with it
Oh yeah, well listen to this
Come on you guys, come on play along with me
Oh, man
You know, with the fire and all that


2. T2 THEME

(No lyrics available)


3. HELL BENT FOR LEATHER

Seek him here, seek him on the highway
Never knowing when he'll appear
All await, engine is ticking over
Hear the roar as they sense the fear

Wheels! a glint of steel and a flash of light!
Screams! from a streak of fire as he strikes!

Hell bent, hell bent for leather
Hell bent, hell bent for leather

Black as night, faster than a shadow
crimson flare from a raging sun
An exhibition, of sheer precision
Yet no one knows from where he comes

Fools! self destruct cannot take that crown
Dreams! crash one by one to the ground

Hell bent, hell bent for leather
Hell bent, hell bent for leather

There's many who tried to prove that they're faster
But they didn't last and they died as they tried

There's many who tried to prove that they're faster
But they didn't last and they died as they tried

Hell bent, hell bent for leather
Hell bent, hell bent for leather
Hell bent, hell bent for leather
Hell bent, hell bent for leather


4. TIME TRAVEL: THE METALLICA CONSPIRACY

Alright!
Alright!
Everybody chill! haha!
That is funny, that is totally funny
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, so listen I noticed a huge conspiracy in the music world
That metallica actually wrote this 10 years before Batman and Robin
And somehow they totally knew all the great dialogue
Ya know
The Iceman Cometh! Haha!
What?! Shut up!
Everybody chill!
That's my favorite one
Did you know that movie was written by penguins?
Yeah! What?
Oh shut up you idiot!


5. TRAPPED UNDER ICE

I don't know how to live through this hell
Woken up, I'm still locked in this shell
Frozen soul, frozen down to the core
Break the ice, I can't take anymore

Freezing
Can't move at all
Screaming
Can't hear my call
I am dying to live
Cry out
I'm trapped under ice

Crystallized, as I lay here and rest
Eyes of glass stare directly at death
From deep sleep I have broken away
No one knows, no one hears what I say

Freezing
Can't move at all
Screaming
Can't hear my call
I am dying to live
Cry out
I'm trapped under ice

(Scream!) from my soul
(Fate!) mystified
(Hell!) forever more

No release from my cryonic state
What is this? I've been stricken by fate
Wrapped up tight, cannot move, can't break free
Hand of doom has a tight grip on me

Freezing
Can't move at all
Screaming
Can't hear my call
I am dying to live
Cry out
I'm trapped under ice


6. IRON FIST

Dark night, nothing to see
Invisible hand in front of me
Scared to death there's someone near
Scared to move, but you can't stay here
You know me, evil eye
You know me, prepare to die
You know me, the snakebite kiss
Devil's grip, the Iron Fist
Flying horse don't make a sound
Flying hooves don't touch the ground
Walk in circle, lose your track
Can't go on, but you can't go back
You know me etc

Moon eclipse and you know why
Ghost rider in the sky
Beast of evil devil's hound
Tooth and claw they pull you down
You know me etc


7. RECALLING MARS

(No lyrics available)


8. I TURNED INTO A MARTIAN

Oh go
Possession of the mind is a terrible thing
It's a transformation with an urge to kill
Not the body of a man from earth
Not the face of the one you love, 'cause
Well, I turned into a Martian
Woah oh oh
I can't even recall my name
Woah oh oh
Times I never hardly sleep at night
Woah oh oh
Well, I turned into a martian today
I walk down city streets
On an unsuspecting human world
Inhuman in your midst
This world is mine to own, 'cause
Well, I turned into a Martian
Woah oh oh
Well, I believe that it's ok
Woah oh oh
Times I never hardly sleep at night
Woah oh oh
Well, I turned into a Martian today
Go go
Well, I turned into a Martian
Woah oh oh
Well, I can't even recall my name
Woah oh oh
Times I never hardly sleep at night
Woah oh oh
Turned into a Martian
Woah oh oh
Can't even recall my name


9. KILLING IS MY BUSINESS... AND BUSINESS IS GOOD

I am a sniper
Always hit the mark
Paid assassin
Working after dark
Looking through the night
Using infra-red
My target on you
Aimed at your head

$10,000 up front
$10,000 when I'm through
And I know just what to do
And ya know I'll do it too
Then I'm coming back for you
Back for you!

I do the "getting rid of"
Don't tell me why
Don't need to hear the truth
Don't need the lies
Now pay me quickly
And now we're through
It brings me great pleasure
To say my next job is you

Don't you know that, killing is my business, and business is good
Don't you know that, killing is my business, and business is good
Don't you know that, killing is my business, and business is good
Don't you know that, killing is my business, and business is good

Don't you know that, killing is my business, and business is good
Don't you know that, killing is my business, and business is good
Don't you know that, killing is my business, and business is good
Don't you know that, killing is my business, and business is good

Don't you know that, killing is my business, and business is good
Don't you know that, killing is my business, and business is good
Don't you know that, killing is my business, and business is good
Don't you know that, killing is my business, and business is good

You'd better believe it


10. TACTICALLY DANGEROUS - CANNIBAL COMMANDO

(No Lyrics Available)


11. GOTTA GO

From the east coast to the west coast
Gotta gotta gotta go
True sounds of a revolution
Gotta gotta gotta go
In our hearts and in our souls
Gotta gotta gotta go
United we stand divided we fall
Gotta gotta gotta go

Cant keep touch with you or me
Gotta gotta gotta go
Need sense of security
Gotta gotta gotta go
Want to live my life for me
Gotta gotta gotta go
Why cant they just let me be
Gotta gotta gotta go

Say I'm crazy
Just brain dead
Planting thoughts
Within my head
Cant believe
What I've said
What has become of me
What has become of me

Don't believe what you've been told
Gotta gotta gotta go
Never seen no streets paved in gold
Gotta gotta gotta go
Mindless violence ruined me
Gotta gotta gotta go
No such thing as something free
Gotta gotta gotta go

Say I'm crazy
Just brain dead
Planting thoughts
Within my head
Cant believe
What I've said
What has become of me
What has become of me

I gotta gotta go
Gotta gotta gotta go
I gotta gotta go
Gotta gotta gotta go
I gotta gotta get out of here
Gotta gotta gotta go
I gotta gotta go
Gotta gotta gotta go
I gotta gotta go
I gotta gotta go
I gotta gotta go
I gotta gotta get out of here

I gotta gotta go
I gotta gotta go
I gotta gotta get
Out of Here