1. TAKE THE HEBE OUTTA HOLOCAUST

Too Much
Credit
Given
To them all

What the hell
Any dummy coulda been there

I deserve some
Recognition
Made my Friday
Inconvenient

Speaking of me...
Seen this picture?


2. THE OLD STATE DEPARTMENT LIBRARY

Look!
Me!
I'm on Books!
Don't read,
Still, an improvement!


3. CHRISTIAN DISCOUNT

You want through my border,
You better start praying!
And maybe go into business with me.
Now, That wouldn't really hurt, would it?


4. RACE DETECTOR

Check this out!
Its like, a cool superpower!
Pence says he has one for gays.
Covers his crotch and he prays.
(He's a Mick)


5. ANNE FRANK MEMORIAL BAGEL CHIPS

Trump Tower Exclusive!
Replaced Michelle's berries and twigs


6. LET'S SEE SOME I.D.

Your learning curve
Is White Genocide
Clean slate now,
Valedictorian
Leave your shit!
It's mine now!
You get the fuck out!


7. IF IT'S ALRIGHT WITH PUTIN

I'm a big boy!
I can almost go potty myself!
Please, I beg you!
Somebody wipe!


8. THE ACLU IS GAY!

Suck it up!


9. NUCLEAR FOOTBALL PHOTO-OP

Just a sec...
1,2,3
Just a sec...
Where is the flash button?
Just a sec...
Hold on
Just a sec...
This never happens,
Its just these new phones
And so many buttons,
Know what i mean?



10. DOES THIS CROSS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

What do you mean "It's not the cross",
Bannon?
You rat eyed
C.H.U.D. souse?
I'm kiddin', but
What do you mean "It's not the cross",
Bannon?