1. FUCK YEAH!

Picking up sluts in a bar
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Getting head in the back of my car
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Blowing eardrums with my Marshall stacks
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Shooting heroin and smoking crack
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!

[Chorus:]
Yeah, yeah, yeah - Fuck Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...Fuck Yeah!

You said you're eighteen but you're only twelve
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
You said you're racist and you've got big tits
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
You pay my bar tab with your parents card
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
You work all day while I fuck other chicks
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!

[Chorus]

You invite us over to cum in your face
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Me and the boys end up trashing the place
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Tons of sluts fighting over my cum
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Don't worry sluts, you'll all get some
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!


2. CRANKING MY BANDS DEMO ON A BOX AT THE BEACH

I'm on the beach crankin' my band's sound
The bitches know we're the hottest around
Their pussies getting hot, juicy, and wet
Cause we're the best band they've heard yet

I like girls, I like metal, I live for pussy,
I like getting laid

Crankin' my bands demo on a box at the beach

I'm in the sun, I'm getting hot and tan
There's a line of 50 sluts who want to fuck me
In the back of my van

I see you there, in your tight bikini,
Gonna drag you to the back of my van,
And make you suck on my weenie!

I'm on the stage, I'm burning fast and loud
Gonna have my roadie give backstage passes to all the sluts I pick from the crowd


3. LOUDEST STEREO

This stupid slut brought me home last night
I robbed her after I got laid
I stole her stereo, it's the loudest ever made
I crank it up to ten all night, I'm much sicker than you
I'm crankin' Anal Cunt, Buckcherry, and Mötley Crüe

Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready to rock?
I've got the loudest stereo on the block

Loudest stereo on the block

My stereo's so fucking loud the old people moved away
All the sluts moved into town and they're here to stay
All day long, I've got sluts riding on my cock
I love metal, I love pussy, I fucking love to rock

I've got porn stars and junior high girls hanging out
My game of black jack's a nine and twelve
Year old putting out
I don't wanna waste my time with stupid fucking cock teases
All they'll get from me are a bunch of diseases


4. KISSIN' YOUR ASS AND FUCKIN YOUR BITCH

I just ordered my 30th whiskey
Your bitch comes over, starts gettin' frisky
She says, “Aren't you the badass singer of A.C.?”
Next thing you know she starts to blow me

Your loser boyfriend is getting pissed off
As she sees you sucking me off
The little pussy spills my fucking glass
Next thing you know I'm kicking his fucking ass

[Chorus:]
I'm kicking your ass and I'm fucking your bitch (x4)

I punch his face in then I pull down her pants
I start to fuck her in her fucking ass
She starts screamin' and yellin' my name
She fucking dumps you cause you're fucking lame

[Chorus]

After I fuck her she's no use anymore
She crawls back to you she's a worthless whore
Now you're covered in blood and she's filled with my cum
I tell the bartender, “Bring me drink 31!”


5. HOT GIRLS ON THE ROAD

I saw this stupid cunt in the front of the stage
I got hard because she was underage
I had a dumb roadie give her a backstage pass
I had her deep throat me while I watch Tango & Cash

Road pussy, road pussy, road pussy

Hot girls on the road, hot girls on the road,
Hot girls on the road
Hot girls on the road, hot girls on the road,
Hot girls on the road
Hot girls on the road...on the fucking road!

Hot girls on our tour bus
Hot girls are all blowing us
Hot girls bring us smack
Hot girls bring us crack

Hot girls do whatever we say
Hot girls all want to get laid
Hot girls give us all their cash
Hot girls love it in the ass


6. ALL I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT IS SEX

Going on dates is fucking lame
I couldn't be bothered to remember your name
Just want to get fucked and some more of the same
I don't got time for these fucking games

[Chorus:]
Cause all I give a fuck about is sex
All I give a fuck about is fucking sex
I said, all I give a fuck about is sex
All I give a fuck about is fucking sex

I'm not gonna spend a fucking cent on you
You're just another stupid cunt for me to screw
Once you're used up I'll fuck someone new
They'll always be some fucking useless cunt to do

[Chorus]

On my tour bus or when I'm backstage
There's a never-ending line of cunts that want to get laid
Every bitch is blonde, dumb, and underage
Gonna give each one herpes, hep, and hopefully A.I.D.S.


7. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU AIDS

You're only useful when you're sucking my dick
The mere sight of you makes me fucking sick
You're a stupid groupie following me from state to state
Like I said before you're only good to give me a blow

I'm gonna give you A.I.D.S.

I'm so glad, I'm so glad, I'm so glad,
I've got fucking A.I.D.S.

I'll let you let me fuck you in your fucking ass
I'll give you A.I.D.S. while I shove it in your ass
I'll fuck you over and over again in the ass
And then I'll fuck you in your fucking ass

I'll give you A.I.D.S., I'll let you swallow my cum
Because I'm a total fucking scum
I'm a loser and I've got no class
So I'm gonna fuck you in your fucking ass


8. YEAH! IT'S PINK!

My wife brought home this groupie slut one night
She was pretty hot, a sexy, slutty sight
We wanted a threesome with this stupid cunt
My wife licked my ass while the groupie sucked my front

[Chorus:]
“Yay! It's pink!” when she saw my cock
“Yay! It's pink!” she was used to niggers' cocks
“Yay! It's pink!” a stupid little cunt
“Yay! It's pink!” ...and she was born in the fucking 90's

A rockstar groupie blowing me in my bed
She screamed, “Anal Cunt!” so I kicked her in the head
When she started to cry I slammed my fist in her ass
I was turned on by her tears so I came really fast

[Chorus]

Gave most to my wife then gave the dumb slut a taste
But she was so annoying so I punched her in face
Looking pretty hot covered in with blood and my cum
Only 17, and so fucking dumb

[Chorus]

The very next day we wanted her gone
She thought that we liked her; she was totally wrong
Her nigger came to get her so she started to pout
I yelled “Get your shit, and get the fuck out!”


9. I WISH MY DEALER WAS OPEN

I wish my dealer was open
It's too late to get some more coke
My dealer is closed for the night
And for once I'm not totally broke

I wish my dealer was open
I wish my dealer was open
I wish my dealer was fucking open
I wish my dealer was open

You stupid spic, why aren't you open
You fucking spic, why won't you answer your fucking phone
You goddamned spic, why aren't you open
You worthless spic, I know that you're fucking home

I wish my dealer was open
I wish my dealer was open
I wish my dealer was fucking open
You god dammed fucking spic pick up the phone