1. NO MORE MR. NICE GUY

I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
Until they got a hold of me

I opened doors for little old ladies
I helped the blind to see

I got no friends 'cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with me and i'm getting shot down

And i'm feeling mean

No more mister nice guy
No more mister clean
No more mister nice guy

They say he's sick, he's obscene
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers

They can't be seen with me and i'm getting shot down
And i'm feeling mean

My dog bit me on leg today
My cat clawled my eye
My mom's been thrown out of society circle
My dad's had to hide

I went to church incognito

When everybody rose, the reserved Smith
He recognized me

Punched me in the nose


2. RAPED AND FREEZIN'

Finally got a ride, some old broad down from Santa Fe

She was a real go-getter
She drawled so sweetly, "i think, child, that things'll get better"

"Yes, i read the Bible", she said, "i wannaknow of you"
We pulled off the highway, night black as a window

Hey, i think i've got a live one
Hey, i think i've got a live one, Yeah, Yeah

I think i've got a live one
Felt like i was hit by a dieselor a greyhound bus

She was no baby-sitter
"Get up, sugar, never thought you'd be a quitter"

I opened the back door, she was greedy
I ran through the desert, she was chasing
No time to get dressed, so i was naked, stranded in Chihuahua

Alone raped and freezing
Alone cold and sneezing
Alone down in Mexico
Alone