1. NITE-GLO JESUS

Son, what is a war crime
Under the umbrella of no leeway
Shining nuclear winter
Or thinking normalised, dotted lines

Lord of the lard, bury me under
Yeah, drop me a megaton

Hey, how real is a world
Modelled after a real world tv show
Try canned applause
When fanfares play [and] tanks roll out

Say, what if the plan was made
In the mind of a late bird
Downsizing the worms
Shares the migraine, drops the ball

Phoenix made of stainless steel
Turbo-charged machine god
Nite-glo jesus
I adore you

Heavenly kingdom of have-nots
Yeah, screw me like solomon

Phoenix made of stainless steel
Turbo-charged machine god
Nite-glo jesus
Glow endlessly [for me]


2. WAITING FOR MCGYVER

Blown knee-caps and mouthful of sod
Hinder joe sixpack running around
Hey, it's not how you make your bed
It's how throughbred is the ass you're betting for
Warm blood horsepower, pure steed galore
( cut the crap, let's go )

Dishonesty works great / feeling betrayed
Waiting and waiting for / the amish mullet head

Diy rats get puffy floating
Hibernating under the cold sea ice
Hey, it's not about the results past
Or how fast the pack is out of the gates
Good sport fucks bore, stroke, cubic inches
( bang! Bang! You're dead )

Dishonesty works great / feeling betrayed
Waiting and waiting for / the amish home chemist

Hey, it's not about the results past
My friend, it's not how you make your bed
And hell, it's not like the mileage given may vary
( son-of-a-bitch, now sing )