1. SIXTEEN

Here she comes
Ain't she hot!
I'm checking out
What she got

Well she's the hottest girl
Always in heat
Put me outta my misery
If love is a disease

She's fine
So sweet
Back off
Retreat

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Ooh, woah, woah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Ooh, woah, woah!

Sixteen today
All grown up
Sweet sixteen
Shows her stuff

She's a drink too many
Falling in an overdose
I'm here to warn you
Ya better not get close

Still young
I know
Do tease
Don't go

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Ooh, woah, woah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Ooh, woah, woah!

Ooh, woah!
Sixteen!
Ooh, woah!
So mean!

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Ooh, woah, woah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Ooh, woah, woah!


2. ALL I WANT IS TWO

Coming down the hall it's all you ever eat
Wrinkled dried fruit the taste can't be beat
Take 'em out your picket and pour them in your hand
Throw them in your mouth, shove 'em, crash 'em, cram
We stand and we watch and then we start to drool
Why don't you share them and not be so cruel

All I want is two
All I want is two
All I want is two
All I want is two

Don't want to eat too many, don't want to get addicted
Now that you said yes my face gets all beat red
You certainly can tell that now I'm getting pissed
Cause suddenly you threw them and I missed
They fall to the ground and they roll in the dirt
But I eat them anyway cause it didn't hurt

All I want is two
All I want is two
All I want is two
All I want is two

All I want is two
All I want is two
All I want is two
All I want is two


3. BLOODRUSH

Tanned long legs
And a mini skirt
Breathin' heavy
Taking off my shirt
Gonna have fun
That's for sure

Ooh, aah
Ooh, aah

Blood is rushing
To my brains
Feelings so hot
Inside my veins
Keeps me burnin'
In my brain

Ooh, aah
Ooh, aah


4. MR. LOUIS

Mr. Louis, you preppy fag
Your girlfriend Beth
Is an ugly douche bag
With that mou'sse
You walk around school
With your dick up your ass
Thinking you are cool
But I got my revenge ha ha

I spit a goober
In Mr. Louis' Coke
He drank it down
And he began to choke
I wish you'd keel over
And die
Burn in Hell
You faggot french fry

You sit there in class
In your gay bowling-shoes
If you mess with me
You're gonna lose
You go out at night
On a dick hunt
Then you take 'em home
And stuff 'em up your butt

I spit a goober
In Mr. Louis' Coke
He drank it down
And he began to choke
I wish you'd keel over
And die
Burn in Hell
You faggot french fry

Beth is fat, Beth is ugly
Why don't you run home
To your mommy and eat some
Cheese and salami
You think you're smart
You think you're cool
We caught you in the john
Smacking your tool

I spit a goober
In Mr. Louis' Coke
He drank it down
And he began to choke
I wish you'd keel over
And die
Burn in Hell
You faggot french fry


5. YOU'RE THE CHEESE

Always at school walk around like you think you're tough
But it's me who's gonna have to get rough
Tip your books, open lockers, hit you in the face
Blew you away on the day that we had the race
Four foot four, skinny arms, and an ugly mug
Greased brown hair hanging straight like a dirty rug
I say fight you say that you have to run
Call us names, you cheese, really, you're the one

You're the cheese, you're the cheese, you're the cheese
You're the cheese, you're the cheese, you're the cheese
You're the cheese, you're the cheese, you're the cheese
You're the cheese, you're the cheese, you're the cheese

In my sandwich you put a piece of football tape
So I spit on your car a wad of something grape
Smashing pumpkins was the only time I thought you cool
Now I know why you're such a geek, you have no tool
You're no jock even though you play basketball
You're just a fag too scared to crap in the stall
You're no good even though you're Swiss American
You little shit I'll stick your face in Jane's big can

You're the cheese, you're the cheese, you're the cheese
You're the cheese, you're the cheese, you're the cheese
You're the cheese, you're the cheese, you're the cheese
You're the cheese, you're the cheese, you're the cheese

You're the cheese, you're the cheese, you're the cheese
You're the cheese, you're the cheese, you're the cheese
You're the cheese, you're the cheese, you're the cheese
You're the cheese, you're the cheese, you're the cheese


6. THE COOL TAVERN

Take me to the tavern
Where I can fight
It's a family treat
Smells like my feet
Rude to everybody
Gettin' real bombed
Takin' my lady
She's real dumb

The Cool Tavern
The Cool Tavern

Where we hang out
Pick up chicks
Not always fat
Covered with slime
There's lots of drugs to do
Oh boy, it's fun
And when we're half dead
Ool throws us in the gutter

The Cool Tavern
The Cool Tavern
The Cool Tavern!


7. WHO'S IN THERE ?

"Who's in there?!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!"