1. BLACK CHRISTMAS

What's that up in the window?
A gift I've left for you (All of you)
Wrapped so neat in plastic
With a lovely scenic view

It's face, with fear it's frozen
It's skin, an icy hue
A candle burning to light the way
Oh, I hope you find it soon!

"Billy's on the naughty list
and Agnes' has been bad too...
(bllaarrgghh aarr guuhh)
I've called to tell you all about it
but you piggy cunts have been so rude"

Do you know that I've been watching you?
I see you when you sleep...
And my burning eye of Christmas
Is the last thing that you'll see

The magic in the air on Christmas
Can be used for evil too (Ritual)
The same power used by Santa
Is how I slip into your room

My eye gleams like an ornament
Phantom of a Black Christmas past
Cracked and broken like the mind
Of a rotten sexual deviant

Your present still is waiting
I hid them oh so near (They are here)
Now I disappear into the silent night
But I'll kill again next year!

Do you know that I've been watching you?
Those calls were from inside!
I'm here now to bid you all
A silent, evil night!

Do you know that I've been watching you?
I see you when you sleep...
And my burning eye of Christmas
Is the last thing that you'll see


2. CHRISTMAS EVIL (YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!)

You better watch out!
You better watch out!
You better watch out!
It's Christmas Evil...

The snow falls white and so pristine
A twinkling holiday serenity
This globe, with wonders contained within
I smash, to slash my skin!

Crimson rivers flow so festive
Stains the snow and cracks like webs
And splinters threads of "Christmas Evil"
Through obscene visions in my head

I can't undo (You better watch out!)
The things I've seen (You better watch out!)
Those naughty memories (You better watch out!)
Of that Christmas Eve

Reoccurring nightmares (You better watch out!)
Aren't A "Jolly Dream" (You better watch out!)
Of Santa groping Mommy (You better watch out!)
Underneath the Christmas tree...

All grown up now, certified insane
The trauma that is Santa infects my schizo brain
I've come for those who laughed at me
Humiliate, abuse or don't believe

See the burning stakes of an angry mob
I've been a bad boy - "Now I better watch out!"
Still got a special secret, into the silent night I'll fly away
It's a very shocking ending, escape in Santa's sleigh

It's "Terror In Toyland" (You better watch out!)
And your present is death (You better watch out!)
Toy soldier through eye (You better watch out!)
Toy hatchet splits your head...

Or smothered in bed (You better watch out!)
With Santa's toy sack (You better watch out!)
Harry Stadling, motherfuckers! (You better watch out!)
Santa is back!

Santa is back...
Satan is back...
Santa is back...
Satan is back...
Satan