1. HAIL CAESAR

He be the count of Monte Cristo.

Could be a quake any day
Maybe somebody from Siam
Begin the era of a new rage
Keeps lickin' all the honey
Chewin' up the fat he rakes
Instead of sending to the lions
They cover him with praise.

All hail caesar, hail, hail!
All hail caesar, hail, hail!

Down at the epicenter
Things started heatin' up
Rockin' on the richter scale (rockin' up the richter scale)
Swinging in the chariot
Around and around we go
The senators rehearse the tale
Starring in the coliseum
Tied upon the rack
Up comes the thumb of Caesar
To stab you in the back.

All hail caesar, hail, hail!
All hail caesar, hail, hail!

Down at the epicenter
Things started heatin' up
Rockin' on the richter scale
Swingin' in the chariot
Around and around we go
The senators rehearse the tale.

"Watch out caesar, watch out caesar"

[I said hail, i said hail!
I said hail, i said Hail!

Hail
Hail
Hail
Hail
Hail
Hail
Hail
Hail
Hail

All hail caesar, hail, hail!
All hail caesar, hail, hail!
All hail caesar, hail, hail!
All hail caesar, hail, hail!

You need eyes in the back of your head boy,
Or you're dead.


2. HARD AS A ROCK

A rollin' rock, electric shock
She gives a lickin' that doesn't stop (that don't stop)
She line 'em up, Push you 'round
Smokin' rings going round and round.

Her hot potatoes
Will elevate you
Her bad behavior
Will leave you standing proud.

Hard as a rock (i'm hard as a rock)
Hard as a rock
Harder than a rock [well it's harder than a rock]
Hard as a rock
Harder than a rock [well it's harder than a rock]

The lightnin' rod, strike it hot
Gonna hit you like a Rushmore rock (it's gonna hit you like A Rushmore rock)
No nicotine, and no pipe dreams
So low and dirty it's darn right mean
Hell elevator
I'll see you later (yeah, sooner or later)
No I ain't gonna take it
I'm busting out (listen, i'm busting out)

Hard as a rock (i'm hard as a rock)
Hard as a rock
Harder than a rock (well it's harder than a rock)
Hard as a rock
Harder than a rock (well it's harder than a rock)

Yea
Hard as a rock
Harder than a rock
Hard as a rock
Yea.

I'm getting harder
yeah
yeeeeeeeeaahh!

harder than a rock
Well i'm harder than a rock
Hard as a rock
Baby i'm harder than a rock
Hard as a rock
Well it's harder than a rock
Hard as a rock
Yeah it's harder than a rock
Yeah
Hard as a rock
Well i'm harder than a rock
Hard as a rock
Yes i'm harder, harder, harder, harder than a rock.


3. BALLBREAKER

Breakin' balls, bangin' walls.

Work hard and tough, and i want some rough
Unpack my bags, and take a drag
When bang on nine, and i'm dead on time.

Open up the door
And lay upon the floor
She open her overcoat
Livin' out her dreams
Rippin' off my jeans.

You are a ballbreaker
Ballbreaker.

Engine roll, and time to go
A razorback, a hog attack
I'm buildin' steam, for whippin' cream
She likes a fat, smokin' stack.

Hangin' off her legs
She threw me on the bed
Her hand went for my throat
As i began to choke
She said, honey shoot your load honey shoot your load.

You are a Ballbreaker
Ballbreaker
Ballbreaker.

Yeah
Wreckin' ball, let it roll
You are a ballbreaker
Buildin' steam, for whippin' cream
You are a ballbreaker.

Hangin' off her legs
She threw me on the bed
Her hand went for my throat
As i began to choke
Honey shoot your load
You are a ballbreaker
You are a ballbreaker
Ballbreaker
Ballbreaker
Ballbreaker
Ballbreaker
Ballbreaker
Ballbreaker.