JACKPOT - BINGO

You started gambling as a baby
Never knew when to stop
Your dollars slippin' through your fingers
But you think youґre goin' to the top

Yeah youґd do anything for money
Could even be a prostitute
When someone temps you with a pokergame
You say - Shoot man, shoot !

Youґre rollin' for the Jackpot - Bingo
You do anything to be a millionare
Youґre rollin' for the Jackpot - Bingo
You do anything to be a zillionare

You got a 40 dollar hair-doo
You got a smooth and sneaky smile
Someone smarter than a goldfish
Can see you comin' for a mile

You said your yacht was a deduction
You haven't paid your tax in years
You better bargain for reduction
'cause jail is full of hairy queers !

(Chorus)

Fire !

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !




THE ROCKґNґROLL DEVIL

Yeah, Yeah !
Yeah, he's comin'back....

Guess who just came up here all the way from hell
Down from the glow and the terrible smell
He's heard the rumours, there's a competition
He wants to win so well

Come here with speakers, come here with amps
if you put it all together, 10 000 decibels
There's no way to beat him
his fingers are too fast
Hendrix tried to beat him
Poor Jimi came in last

Come on Yngwie, come on Ritchie Blackmore if you dare
Eddie Van Halen's just a big joke
He's really nothin'to compare

'cause he's the
Rock'n'Roll Devil - With the guitar bite
Rock'n'Roll Devil - and he's high as a kite
He's playin'the blues, drinkin'the booze
- Who plays the loudest level ?
- THE ROCK'N'ROLL DEVIL !


Come here and try him you masters of the fast
Noone can beat him, noone in the cast
Their marshalls goes to 10, but his goes to 12
Daddy Lucifer made them in hell

You better practise and fight for your fans
But your speedy fingers won't stand a chance
You oughta face it and smash your guitar
With him as a competitor you won't be a star

Come on Yngwie, come on Ritchie Blackmore you will fail
Steve Vai is so much slower
That you can take him for a snail

- Heґs so fuckinґloud, he's blowinґyour ears off !

FIRE !
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !



YOUR NAME ON MY BULLET

I'm Mr Fast and Iґm the greatest in the west
Criminals fear me 'cause they know that Iґm the best
When I need money I just take a look around
I find a wanted poster
and Iґll go and hunt him down

My wallet's empty
I can smell you miles away
Dead or alive
Iґll make you mine all mine

Sha-la-la-la
Got your name on my bullet
Sha-la-la-la
There's a price on your head
Sha-la-la-la
Youґre my 10 000 dollars
Sha-la-la-la
Quick draw and youґre dead

You bloody bastard, youґve commited every crime
Don't need no dollars I can shoot you for a dime
Don't run for cover, there's no use for you to run
I'll always find you and shoot you with my gun

(bridge)

(Chorus)

Dead, dead Iґm gonna fill you with led
Dead, dead Iґm gonna fill you with led

(Gunfight)
(Horse)

Fire !

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!


LOVE DOLL

(Burp?)
Yeah, Yeah !
aaaaaah Yeah !(

I was so tired of usin' my right hand
All you lonely boys, you do understand
Well I had a desire, you know what I mean
Well I found her in the paper, the girl of my dreams

She's so fantastic, she don't fool around
Doesn't even make a sound

MY LOVE DOLL, MY LOVE DOLL
PLASTIC ONE WITH A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE
MY LOVE DOLL, MY LOVE DOLL
PLASTIC ONE WITH A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE

You say a woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do
Well I'm a man I gotta do my thing too
Maybe bending over is a thing of the past
But every man's the same from the first to the last

She's so fantastic, always willing to please
With a "money-back" guarantee

(CHORUS)

Fire !

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !



BOOZE BLUES


He started with whiskey, continued with wine
He ordered tequila behaved like a swine
Went over to brandy and sipped on the gin
He ordered some vodka and said - water's a sin
He's got troubles up to his neck
He's always gonna loose
But he's got the booze
Yeah he's got the booze


He's got the Booze Blues
He's got troubles and feeling down
He's got the Booze Blues
and he's tryin'to make 'em drown
He's got the Booze Blues
You could tell him that he should be straight
He's got the Booze Blues
and it's you that he's gonna hate
He's got the Booze, Booze, Booze, Booze Booze, Booze, Booze
He's got the Booze Blues


He wanted a lady, wanted to be a star
He prayed for success and fame and a big fancy car
But where is that lady and where is that car ?
Ran out of a bottle at the end of a bar
Now he's in trouble all the time
and he doesn't make a dime
But he's got the booze
Yeah he's got the booze

(CHORUS)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !


HARLEY - DAVIDSON

The tour is over and I'm goin' home
Home to my baby, the bike of my own
So good to hear her, so nice and so clean
Hard to believe it, she's just like a dream

We're drivin' out to the countryside
Buy a sixpack we've got the time
I'm gonna tell my girl to move
'cause Iґve got real love to prove

Anytime I wanna, everytime I can
I'll escape on my Harley-Davidson
Anytime I wanna, everytime I can
I'll escape on the highway

Gonna get married as soon as we can
When I tell the church, the shit hits the fan
I'm gonna buy her all the gas she needs
Fill her up with lve, burning on the wheels

We're drivin' out to the countryside
Makin' love in the morning light
Don't have to pray for her to stay
'cause Iґve got my bike anyway

(Chorus)

Fire !

plop !



PARTY TIME

My woman is gone and I'm dancin' on the table
Gonna tell my friends that they should come
All of my mates, they're willin' and able
We're getting in to the party zone

They understand me and they know what I need
I've got my brain to please
We need some music, no discofunk
So come on pals
Come over get drunk

This means Party Time
I want it all the time
Me and my party pals
We're gonna party 'til we die

(Yeah we're gonna get some bad livers !)

I've got plenty of booze but itґs never enough
Gonna tell 'em to bring all of their stuff
We need some women with big big tits
Tired of my wife, I need some new lips

(Bridge)

(Chorus)

Allright, Fire !

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


KILLERSHARK

dododododododдdдdд
Arrrrgh !

There is nothin' you can do
'cause he has found a trace of your smell
As you started swimmin' you rang his dinnerbell

You can feel those eyes are watchin' you
You better swim to save your life
He doesn't wanna know you better
No he will cut you like a knife

A Killershark - A Monstershark
Swim to live, swim to save your life
A killershark - A Murdershark
Close behind your back, The Executionshark

You're like a Big Mac
He wants to eat your flesh and bone
You're like his French Fries, Cheeseburger
Chicken McNuggets, he likes to eat at home

Thereґs no McDonald's in the sea
You better swim to save your dick
He doesn't wanna talk it over
Heґll spit you out, you fuckin' prick

(Chorus)

Aah, he's biting off your legs
and he's tearing your body apart
When he has eaten you up he'll just swim away
and cut a fart

A courtesy, a burp, 'cause he thought
you tasted good, just like a hit
Don't think they ever gonna find you
You're just another pile of shark shit, of shark shit !

(Chorus)

Fuckface, start swimmin'! You're gonna die !

Fire !

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!


THE MASTERPLAN

Well I've given her silver and I've given her gold
Given her everything that I ever owned
But she's so hard to get
Yeah she's so hard to get

Yeah I gave her my money and I gave her my time
Gave her my wallet, my whole bank account

Now tell me honey, what else can I do ?
I want you baby, get closer to you

I know, I got the Masterplan
Gonna pull down my pants and show her I'm a man
I know, I got the Masterplan
Gonna pull down my pants and show her I'm a man

ah, I'm a Man....!

Well I could give away my grandma, cut off my arms
Pull out my eyeballs wouldn't do me no harm
But she's so hard to get
Yeah she's so hard to get

Yeah you could take me for a looser
but I want her so bad
Her lips and ass and legs is drivin' me mad

Now tell me honey, what else can I do ?
I want you baby, get closer to you

(Chorus)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ! !


DEVILS DINNER

You've been a killer, you've been a snake
Been like an asshole to your mates
Murdered your parents, burned down your school
Tortured all the teachers with blunt and dirty tools

Once you had a friendly nice little frog
but you poisoned it, cut it up and gave it to your dog
The time has come now for you to pay
Don't you try to struggle, there is nothin' you can say

Allright, now you see what you've become
Okay, allright

You're devils dinner - You're satans food
He's the winner - And you're gonna loose
Devils dinner - Your brain's the desert
You're the sinner - and you get what you deserve

You've been a sinner all of your life
You killed your grandma with a dull and rusty knife
Strangled your sister, blew up her cat
You shot your brother and craped in your grandpas hat

Once you had a green and orange talkin' parrot
But you took his wings, chopped them off and
said his name was Carrot

The time has come now, you must die
Don't you try to struggle
Don't you try to lie

Allright, now you see what you've become
Okay, allright

(Chorus)

You're Devils Dinner. You're such a looser

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!

AAAAAAAOOOOOUUUUUHHHHH !!


Have You Got The Guts ?

You've been complaining 'bout me that I always read the news
You've been complaining 'bout me that I always drink the booze
You keep complaining 'bout me that you're never satisfied
That's just the way that it is 'cause I'm a touring guy

Wished that I go to hell
Wished that I was dead

Have you got the guts, are you togh enough honey
Stab me with a knife to take my life
Have you got the guts, are you togh enough honey
ain't got your heart on the line
Have you got the guts, are you togh enough honey
Stab me with a knife, take my life
Have you got the guts, are you togh enough cookie
Ain't got your heart on the line

You've been complaining 'bout me, I never get it up
You've been complaining 'bout me, you have to get on top
You've been complaining that I never concentrate
But all I do on the road is - Drink and Masturbate

Wished that I go to hell
Wished that I was dead

(Chorus)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!

(toilet flush, applause - Цken! Дh! Uh! fart! laughs)