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Nom du groupe
50 Ways To Kill Me
Nom de l'album
Fun Funeral
Type
Album
Date de parution
06 Juin 2006
Labels
New Amerika
Style MusicalMetal Expérimental
Membres possèdant cet album0
Tracklist
| 1. Build a Time Machine to Send Me Back to September 11th 2001 and I'll Go to the Top of the World Trade Center |
| 2. Lodge Amputated Scrotums in My Throat |
| 3. When I'm Asleep in My Own Car Throw a Molitov Cocktail at It |
| 4. Get Me Pregnant, then Use My Breast Milk to Make Human Icecream,tThen Poison It, Then Feed It to Me for Brunch |
| 5. Make Me Try to Walk Across a High Up Telephone Wire Glazed with Slippery Semen |
| 6. Seal Me Inside of a Castle So I Think I'm a King of the Castle Until I Realize There's No Food in There and I Have to Eat My Own Penis and Then Eventually Starve |
| 7. Throw a Banana Peel in Front of My Car So I Swerve and Drive Off a Cliff |
| 8. Put Me on a Wheelchair and Send Me Downhill into a Busy Road |
| 9. Put Me on the Merry-Go-Round That Is So Fast That I Puke Out My Guts |
| 10. Make Me Eat Zillions of Popcorn Kernels, Then Put Me in a Microwave |
| 11. Make Me Get Drunk and Drive |
| 12. Give Me a Surgery That Leads My Esophagus to a Garbage Pail Instead of My Stomach So That When I Eat Food It Gets Thrown Out and I Become Malnurished |
| 13. Have Spikes Under a Trampoline and Then Make the Springs as Loose as My Cunt So That I Fall into the Spikes |
| 14. Hang Me |
| 15. Handcuff One of My Hands to the Back of a Car, Then Handcuff My Other Hand to the Back of a Truck. Tell the Drivers to Drive in Opposite Directions. My Arms Stretch Out Really Far for Miles Until My Arms Finally Pop Out of the Sockets. So Then I Glue My Arms Back Together But Accidently Glue Them on Backwards So I Get So Sick of Having Streched Out Backwards Arms That I Jump in Front of a Train |
| 16. Convince Me to Have an Eating Disorder So I Lose a Lot of Weight. Then Give Me a Balloon to Hold and When I'm Really High Up in the Air Throw a Chinese Star at the Balloon So I Come Falling Down |
| 17. Put Me in a Swimming Pool Infested with Alligators |
| 18. Put Me in a Swimming Pool Infested with Crocodiles |
| 19. Put Me in a Swimming Pool Infested with Stingrays |
| 20. Bring Me to the Zoo So I Can Tease the Lions and Then Open Their Cage and Unleash Them! Down Kitty-Cat Down! |
| 21. What the Fuck?! Shove the World's Most Brutal Phone Up My Ass and Then Call It |
| 22. Feed Me a Gallon of Tapeworm Eggs So When They Hatch They Eat My Insides |
| 23. Build a Time Machine and Send Me Back to Jurassic Times to Become a Dinosaur's Brunch |
| 24. Put Razorblades in My Cereal (ft. Stevie Hayes of Chico's Prizon) |
| 25. Have a Vampire Bite My Neck So I Turn into One, Then Make Me Lick Garlic Out of a Sloppy Pussy |
| 26. Clog My Lungs with a Banana |
| 27. Make Me Fuck the Buglady So That a Scorpion Crawls Up My Dickhole and Lays Eggs Inside My Dick |
| 28. Cut Off My Fingers and Make Me Eat My Own Fingers in a Finger Sandwhich |
| 29. Cut Off My Hand and Slap Me in the Face with My Own Hand |
| 30. Saw Off My Arm and Beat Me to Death with My Own Arm |
| 31. Put Me in a Guillotine and Lop Off My Head |
| 32. Lop My Limbs Off with a Rusty Bone-Saw |
| 33. Shove a Queen Ant Up My Eye Socket So That an Ant Colony Develops in My Brain |
| 34. Put a Bullet in My Brain |
| 35. Sit Me Down on a Volcano So When It Errupts, Hot Lava Glides Up My Keester |
| 36. Make Me Eat Cement Powder So When I Drink Water I Turn into a Statue, Then Crack Me into a Hundred Pieces with a Clawhammer |
| 37. In a Winter Battle |
| 38. Gas Me with Zyklon |
| 39. Crack My Head Open with My Monkey Wrench Then Feed Me My Own Brains |
| 40. Keep Me in My Own Car in the Garage with a Tube Going from the Exaust Into the Car |
| 41. Blow My Brains Across the Room and Onto the Wall with My Own Gattling Gun |
| 42. Eat Anthrax,Then Poo the Anthrax into My Mouth |
| 43. Throw Bombs at Me |
| 44. Inject a Fly with So Much Hormones That He Becomes Bigger than a Mammoth, Then Poo Out a Doodie-Rock Onto My Face So He Bites My Face Out |
| 45. Get a Mut Pregnant, Use It's Milk to Make Dog Ice Cream, Poison It, and Feed It to Me for Brunch |
| 46. Pretend I'm Christ and Then Crucify Me |
| 47. Make Me Run with Scissors So I Trip Over a Used Condom and Fall Over and the Scissors Impale Me Through My Eyes and Through My Brain |
| 48. Make Me Mow Your Lawn with the Kind of Lawnmowers That You Ride on So I Mow Too Close to a Tree and Topple the Thing Over and Fall into the Blade |
| 49. Feed Me Poisoned Applesauce |
| 50. Feed Me Poisoned Apple Pie |
| LIMITED EDITION BONUS DISC |
| 1. Put a Bullet in Mu Brain (Video) |
| 2. Feed Me Poisoned Applesauce (Video) |
| 3. Lop Off My Limbs with a Rusty Bone-Saw (Video) |
| 4. Outtakes (Video) |
