Haha, nice one Mini Those Jehava's are so annoying. I had one at my door a few weeks ago and I thought I want to annoy that guy so hard he leaves.
What I did:

- opening the window of my room near the front door
- turning my speakers loud and putting a Belphegor CD in the drive
- opening the door
- asking what he wanted
- seeing him leave after 10 secs

You sir, are my hero.

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That's awesome, but next time a Jehova's Witness comes I'm going to go get my bible which is marked almost on every page, with writings in the margins pointing out inconsistencies, falsities, crazy and illogical laws, contradictions, and anything that makes the bible story look more fragile. I would then argue why it makes No Sense to believe in GOD and why everything he believes in is feeble.
It'd be much more entertaining.

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i dunno... the rising amount of earthquakes and tsunamis could potentially point to a earth-changing cataclysmic Event (the most plausible being an eruption at Yellowstone National Park, which harbors a Super Volcano with the potential of sending much of the western hemisphere into a second Ice Age if it erupts, and it's around 60,000 years overdue for an eruption) I think people overlook Ancient cultures Far too much nowadays, the Mayans were just as astronomically advanced as we are today (if not, more). they were able to chart the weather months ahead of time just by charting Allignments and constellations in the nightsky... Can't say i'm really nervous about The End of the world theory though, if anything, it'd be a relief to know that when i Die, there will never be another generation to live on after me. Like an ultimate sense of closure before The End

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Yellowstone has had almost all of the pressure kept inside of it released the last time it erupted (which almost killed all life). Ergo, if we Die off, that won't be the reason. Giant earthquakes would be dangerous for certain areas (i.e.: California, coastal areas). And unless a mega-tsunami happens (which would only be caused by a meteor or asteroid Collision), any inland Area will be safe.

If humanity dies, it'll be because of our own doing (i.e.: Nuclear war).

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Yeah but those things had scientific evidence to back up, such as the Earth quake in New Zealand and Japan.

And yes, I believe the Mayans were and intellegent race. But they were, by no Means Psychic. How do we know that their calander ends because The End of the world? What if it just represents The End of somekind of era, like how our calander ends on December the 30th. (That is, if you follow this calander) 

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HAHAHA, when you asked what he wanted and he tried to tell you what he wanted. Did you constantly yell "What?!?!"

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well, he started his litany but as soon as he noticed that i was laughing with him by everything i did, he wished me well and left. How would you be yourself, as a religious witnit at a front door when a guy opens the door, dressed in a black tshirt and horrific Blasphemous music playing in the background. i noticed that he was quite angry afterwards when I Saw him talking to his brothers. Don't care anyways, I got rid of them with a good laugh

Thats the main thing I guess, being rude is only a small price to pay for a little fun, isn't it?

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Mini, their calendar NEVER said anything about The End of the world. Their calendar tracked stars over a thousand-year-plus period, and the only reason the calendar ends is because the path of stars is cyclical and starts over. Ever wonder why people are mentioning the planets aligning? That's because the calendar starts with the planets all aligned and goes from there. The calendar is simply starting over. I have no idea why people misconstrue that as meaning The End of the world.

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