| psycho_metal says : "Unblack metal bands are bands that play Black Metal and have Evil imagery but actually Worship Jesus. These bands are considered gay by real black metallers and Blasphemous by the Christian community (or would be, if a single Christian had ever heard of them). This Brutal irony hasn't deterred these intensely obscure artists from writing such masterpieces as Invert the Inverted Cross, Crush the Bloodied Horns Of The Goat and The Day of Total Armageddon Holocaust (Actual titles by unblack metal band Horde). It's the policy of true Black Metal bands to seek out unblack artists and declare Black Metal Sheningans on them. This usually involves introducing them to your knife collection" From Uncyclopedia  |
GOD, i love that site | metalglory says : Then, this is probably anti-heterosexual metal? HELLBOX: The Straight To Hell bald-headed trucker dikes saviours of planet Earth amazonettes with leather and spikes never to give Head or birth antichristian Twisted ways moralistic views ignored when gay fists another gay laws of the devil are adored buttboys in latex shirts tom of finland lookalikes macho homos dressed in skirts encoded to end all life Unnatural end of human race when the truth hits in your face this is the victory’s final phase the straight are blown up in the space sodomy --- and lust! Captor --- of sin! pleasure --- to kill! Triumph --- of death! Lyrics by me, can be found at our latest self-financed mcd Fleshphemy. GOD is great. |
| paul1349 says : citation :
All you need to know is that Unblack, or WhiteMetal what Ever you want to call it, is pure shit. |
