Haha I actually think the Doom one works, if it's meant to be a joke.
I like
Grindcore and stuff, but I think one of the main things that stops me listening to it as often is many bands having thirty short songs on an album rather than 10-15 average length ones. Don't get me wrong, it doesn't stop me from liking it, it's just a little bit of an irritance for me.
For example, I think
Wormrot are awesome, but it's something about their... abrupt... manner that disheartens me. I completely understand the reasons for using the idea and so on, but it's not for me.