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Demogorefest
Thursday 17 June 2010 - 20:34:29

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Mercenarion says : If I were GOD, I would make fluffy bunnies everywhere and make it Rain sunshine and happiness!!!!!!

*Wakes up* Huh? What happened? Damn that was a crazy nightmare... was I sleeptyping?

Okay If I were God...
1. Torture scene and nu-metallers by blasting Cannibal Corpse for 24/7 until they realize their music sucks.
2. Bring back Dio, Dimebag, Peter Steele, Miika Tenkula, and any other epic metal GOD(s).
3. Change wars into giant moshpits while Slayer plays.
4. Make the nation Anthem of the world You Suffer by Napalm Death so the Anthem can be awesome and not Waste any time either.
5. Get Serj, Daron, Shavo, and John to reform System of a Down.
6. Make American Idol have better standards for who they allow through: a) do a metal song b) do a solo on a guitar c) trash the place during the audition.
7. Smite Limp Bizkit.
8. Make the radio play only good music (metal, clasical music, some Hardcore techno and any other genres that are good)
9. Obliterate Justin Bieber by blasting Meshuggah until the drum rhythms give "it" aneurysms and "it" Head explodes.

(Justin Bieber is the Axe in the face one)


This little bit right above this is a back up plan just in case "it" has ear plugs.

What a perfect world it would be if I could accomplish this.

Sincerely,
Mercenarion

i'd do all the same except #50  other than that, great list

Lombimars
Thursday 17 June 2010 - 21:16:36
Whatever we say, Soad was still a great band of music, and had their own originality.

Mercenarion
Friday 18 June 2010 - 00:16:46
System of a Down:
1. Confusing time signatures
2. Up to 5 or so time signatures in aone song (see Question!)
3. Parable lyrics that are more interesting lyrics than most
4. Band hates the mainstream so much that they'll either make a song about that or just blatantly flip off the media at a concert
5. They actually care about their music

So, what is wrong with them?
They cannot be considered Nu Metal by these points because Nu Metal is not complex or unique. Their lyrics also reflect actual disasters related to them (Armenian Genocide) or philosophy of life and death. I consider them either a heavy version of art rock or experimental metal.

Sincerely,
Mercenarion

Demogorefest
Friday 18 June 2010 - 05:26:50
i just never really liked em, they were too weird for me0 , alotta kids i know like em, but i never really got into that kinda "metal"

Mercenarion
Friday 18 June 2010 - 05:42:09
Yeah, they are weird Beyond belief... and it's hard to find what songs they weren't extremely high during the writing. Most kids like their new stuff, I like their old stuff more. And yeah, it is hard to get into "what the hell?" metal.

Lombimars
Friday 18 June 2010 - 11:23:49
Well, they had good lyrics, their instrumental part was also amazing, and Serj has a fucking good-hearing Voice, more again since i listened his ' symphony album '.

i'd not concider soad as ' nu-metal ' personally. It's also rare that in a band of music, every instruments has its importance.

Mercenarion
Sunday 20 June 2010 - 23:50:28
Indeed, and Serj's Voice is amazing. Another point about them, they can make a song sound more hilarious than anything but still have a good meaning behind it. For example: This Cocaine Makes Me Feel like I'm On This Song (Meaning: don't do cocaine... but the song sounds hilarious).

deathey
Monday 21 June 2010 - 19:57:35
IMHO Serj Tankian sounds way better in solo carrier... also ''scars on broadway'' fucks ''soad''  with lyric meanings as well as Hardcore guitar riffs... but anyways,SOAD was something,i'll always remember... yeah... 

Mercenarion
Tuesday 22 June 2010 - 02:47:08
Lyrically Scars is better? Those lyrics may be very good, but the way that System Of A Down makes their lyrics into parables. Even though it is your opinion, think of B.Y.O.B., Question!, Mind, or Psycho. Those are amazing riffs, primarily Question! because, well, remember the last chorus' tremolo picking. It was awesome. Serj actually does give meaning to his lyrics in his solo career, musically it is way more diverse, and the song Saving Us is awesome. Scars didn't really appeal to me as much. Deathey, did you know that Serj is coming out with a new album later this year?

Altogether for me, System Of A Down > Serj Tankian > Scars On Broadway to be honest. I like System Of A Down more because they can go Beyond the limits sometimes. Mind is an extremely dark and screwed up song. Question! has a multitude of time signatures. And well... 36 is just... yeah...

These last 6 or so posts need to become a different topic

deathey
Tuesday 22 June 2010 - 03:40:00
 yeah,everyone has their own minds to decide... for me ''whoring streets'' ar all above the SOAD,and serj's ''Lie Lie Lie'' above them both... so don't mind my opinion as abusing of SOAD,it's just me...
and about new album,no,i didn't know... it's great... i'm sure this album will be more Sarcastic and advanced,than ''elect the dead''...  serj always was a Sarcastic poet,didn't he...   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAJRcZ33yaI&feature=related 
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