If I were
GOD, I would make fluffy bunnies everywhere and make it
Rain sunshine and happiness!!!!!!
*Wakes up* Huh? What happened? Damn that was a crazy nightmare... was I sleeptyping?
Okay If I were God...
1. Torture scene and nu-metallers by blasting
Cannibal Corpse for 24/7 until they realize their music sucks.
2. Bring back
Dio, Dimebag, Peter Steele, Miika Tenkula, and any other epic metal
GOD(s).
3. Change wars into giant moshpits while
Slayer plays.
4. Make the nation
Anthem of the world You
Suffer by
Napalm Death so the
Anthem can be awesome and not
Waste any time either.
5. Get Serj, Daron, Shavo, and John to reform System of a Down.
6. Make American Idol have better standards for who they allow through: a) do a metal song b) do a solo on a guitar c) trash the place during the audition.
7. Smite Limp Bizkit.
8. Make the radio play only good music (metal, clasical music, some
Hardcore techno and any other genres that are good)
9. Obliterate Justin Bieber by blasting
Meshuggah until the drum rhythms give "it" aneurysms and "it"
Head explodes.
(Justin Bieber is the
Axe in the face one)
This little bit right above this is a back up plan just in case "it" has ear plugs.
What a perfect world it would be if I could accomplish this.
Sincerely,
Mercenarion
Last.fm: Mercenarion
...... Kidding 
