Conversation between a man and his 2 neighbors.

MAN 1: did you know that my wife gave birth to a twins coz of watching "lord of the rings-TWIN towers".?!
 
MAN 2: that's nothing to my wife...she gave birth to triplets just by watching " the THREE muskeeters ". hehhehehe...
 
MAN 3: oh well that was really nothing on my side....my wife gave birth to a woofing 300 babies coz of watching " the 300 ".
 

hahhahahhahah! wtf? 300 babies? lolz....oh well i want to have more than 300 babies! lolz

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I say that metal music is a bridge BETWEEN human and HELL! >

 
 
    this really got me! like ugh if im a guy i would say:
 
ADIOS! find another date...
 
 
 pesteng yawa! awwwww... RNB girl turned into a HORN! *im bein mean*
 

 
do we look cute on this? holding teddy bears and stuffs?
 

 
    he Forgot to bring his bathroom! so he decided to wear that adult diaper!
 

 
 
LOVE THEM! or fuck with them!
 

 
*hey stop it hunny! im ticklish over there! please stop youre makin me cum all the way!*
 
 
 
 

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I say that metal music is a bridge BETWEEN human and HELL! >

 

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Amazing!!!! Ahahahahahah

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oh he ought to be an admiral, a sultan, or a King
And to his praises we shall always sing
Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer
Lord bless Cha

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rooooooooooooooooooooooofl



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go&feature=fvst

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKa0vLqh5OQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tojKOjqok70&feature=related

this is awesome!!!!!!!!!!

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AWESOOOOME!!

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continuing the the theme of masturbation:

inscription above:
"onanism is homiside!"
below:
"daddy,dont Kill me!"
 

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always in my Heart,can do Nothing with that