Maybe the Evolution of rat

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oh he ought to be an admiral, a sultan, or a King
And to his praises we shall always sing
Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer
Lord bless Cha

 
Like I told you, I feel so sorry for him! He's such a sweetheart! He made her breakfast and all... awww

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A very rich king has a beautiful daughter.
 
KING: whoever crosses that river who has full of rabid crocodiles will have the opportunity to choose between my daughter or a 1 Billion dollar.
 
(the crowd gets noisy and became excited but nobody is swimming until a man jump in and fastly swim and successfully crossed that river full of crocodiles)
 
KING: *applausing to the man*...well, congratulations. Now choose what do you want? My daughter or the 1 billion bucks?
 
BRAVE MAN: I don't need your fucking daughter nor your money! I would like to know who pushed me to that fucking river! who? WHO? WHHHHHOOOO?
 
 
    ( oh well, this was really funny when translated to my dialect )
 
"dai ko kaipuhan ang aki mo o ang sarong bilyon na-an! ang gusto ko maisihan ay kung sisay na deputa ang nagtulak sa kuya? sisay? sisay? SISAY?"

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I say that metal music is a bridge BETWEEN human and HELL! >

THE JACKFRUIT!
 
there are three men who have sinned from their tribe:
 
TRIBE LEADER: you who have commited Sin on our tribe must bring atleast 10 pieces of same fruit!
 
JUAN: brought up some 10pcs of oranges..
 
then the leader speaks: JUAN, put that orange on your butt! and dont laugh or even make frowned on your face or else you'll be DEAD!
 
**first orange makes Juan frowned (so he was shot!) then there's PEDRO
 
PEDRO: was holding 10pcs of grapes (as the leader said he had put it also on his butt!)
 
unluckily, Pedro did smiled on the 10th grape so he was shot.
 
**then PEDRO and JUAN meet up in heaven.
 
Juan asked Pedro: hey Pedro, why did you laughed on the last piece? You must be alived now. Then Pedro answered Juan that:

COZ I SAW BERTO COMING AND HE WAS HOLDING TEN BIG PIECES OF JACKFRUIT!
 
 
 

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I say that metal music is a bridge BETWEEN human and HELL! >

 
 
We have that in Greece too

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oh he ought to be an admiral, a sultan, or a King
And to his praises we shall always sing
Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer
Lord bless Cha

 
 
oh? may i read one of those? lolz...

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I say that metal music is a bridge BETWEEN human and HELL! >

Officemate Boy: Hey, did you know that Irene's baby don't have pussy?
 
Officemate Girl: Oh really? (thinking for a second) then answered....
 

Of course that baby don't have pussy coz it was a "BOY"! STUPID!
 
 
 
Oh well it happens here in the office with my Bff and the guy from audit! lolz...

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I say that metal music is a bridge BETWEEN human and HELL! >

 
 

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always in my Heart,can do Nothing with that

i think i'll make this my Avatar some day

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always in my Heart,can do Nothing with that

LOOOL!!!

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