| CreatioExMateria says : RE: Twilight Dear Ms. Meyer, Enclosed please find a rope and a diagram depicting how to make an effective noose. I have also included a representation of what should be done with said noose (I checked to see what your bedroom looks like online; I'm a perfectionist.) as well as some valium to numb the Pain, as I assume you are a pussy. Yours sincerely, The world of literature. |
| InfinityZero says : Also it's messed up how the fans of Twilight have been in angry, destructive mobs, have attempted murder (four different occassions) and have attacked, burned, and have been destructive even more than that, and they've done that to people who say they Hate or even just plain don't like the series. Talk about ego problems. Jesus. |
| 1Archon1 says : citation :
Can you send that to me too ? You never know when you might need of it |
| psycho_metal says : What? your kiddin right? |
| InfinityZero says : citation :
Nope. It's happened several times. Oh, there was a time where a Twilight fan wearing false Fingernails came at someone who said they hated the series. She scratched her eye so hard that the false nail got stuck in her cornea, and she got permanent vision damage. There have been a lot of those instances. |

Vampire fan kids nowadays are so lame - not that I am extremely delighted for Transilvania to be known just for Dracula, but this has exceeded a whole new level of queerness.