1. INTRO "THE LIBERATION OF EIDHOVEN"

(Instrumental)


2. VAGINAL LUFTWAFFE

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3. EMBRYOYO

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4. VULCANIC ESKIMO

Sjongejonge stomme lul, tis hier toch kei vaak boven nul?!

Neem een hapje uit m'n zeehond,
Ben je hier naartoe gefietst of ben je nou per sledehond?

N©©©©©©©©© !!!!

Ik zie, de buurvrouw nie, zo vaak, raar, maaaar, waar
ik op sta, is da'k er nie-te-kwaad-maak!

Ze zaagt een wak in m'n vloer, die stinkende spleetoge-hoer!
Mettie bontmuts op d'r kop haalt ze dan d'r hengel op
Als ik vraag, wat er is,
Klaagt ze steeds 'hier zit geen vis'
Maar o,o,o, wat een ramp,
Nu zuipt ze uit m'n lavalamp!
Het enige dat voor haar telt is dat d'r iglo dagelijks smelt!

Dus...


5. COUGHIN'COFFIN

People weep, because of me
Six feet deep, dead as I can be

Fortunately I don't need a light
I am dead so I'm completely blind
Fortunately I can't smell my breath
No working nose & lungs, no stench of death
The only thing I wanna do
Is having an eternal break or two
Unfortunately for me no luck
My coffin is coughin', what the fuuuuck !!!

Coughin' coffin- I can't sleep
Coughin' coffin- 6 feet deep
Coughin' coffin- almost burst
Coughin' coffin- coughin' dust!

Eyeballs rotting in my sockets
Surchin' now through my pockets
Sometimes it's sneezing too
I'm looking for an Anta Flu
I wish that someone fucking told
My coffin suffers from a cold
'f I still lived I might 've been laughin'
In my fuckin' coughin' coffin !!!


6. SWIMMING IN NEANDERTHALERS

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7. CONCRETE HAMBURGER

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8. PUSSYJUICE CHUP A CHUP

Pu-ssy-juuuuice !!!!!!

I'm in a candystore, what do I seeeeee?

Flavours...like strawberry,
And melon, banana-taste,
They have cherry, oh what a waste!
Cuz what I really wanna choose
A Chup-a-chup that taste like pussyjuice!!!

'Can I help you sir?' and I look up at her
She's gorgeous in that skirt
Oh yeah you can my love,
Take your panties off
Please bend over it doesn't hurt!
Do me a favour, a certain flavour
Is what I want suckin' Chup-a-chup
Yeah I'm a dude, that dislikes fruit
Only taste-of-cunt-is-good!
She pulls up her skirt,
This bendin' over bird
My favourite kinda meat,
It smells so sweet
Vibrating eggs disappear between her legs
She-is-my-recipe!
Vibrating eggs snore,
Sound of buzzing fills the store
She dripps from her lips,
Between her horny hips
Of course I also wanna fuck it,
But first this fluid in a bucket
After that I put it in the freezer,
Next to my pussyjuice Bacardi Breezer!
Do you wanna be my favourite recipe?!!

Pussyjuice, the taste for me !!!!
Lick it & suck it !!!! (x8)
Pu-ssy-juice, chup-a-chup-a-chup! (x2)


9. HELLCOCK'S PORNFLAKES

Rrrrrooohwohowohowohowa
Wohowohowohowa
Wohowohowohowa
Wohowohowohowaaaoaaarrhhhhh!!!!

Oooooooooohhrwwww....

Aaawoaawoaawoowa
Aawoaawoaawoowa
Aawoaawoaawoowaweewawoa

Jeurrrr..waaowaaowahowa
Waaowaaowaaowa
Wheuaarrr, wheuaarrr, wrrrhoarrhh...


10. ANAL SUSHI (RECIPE BY GUT)

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11. R.O.M.P.E.P.R.O.P.

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12. OUTRO - THE SADISTIC DEATH OF RUUD TER WEIJDEN

Kwakkow!