1. BAD CRAZINESS

Straight out of frame'n'bend out of shape
Nothing's real x-cept the money that we made
Staring at the place where the 2 walls meet
Yeah! Take a chair'n'have a seat
Well, I should see it as a brand new start
But I'm all Adams apple'n'a f-f-f-fast beatin' heart
My nerves they twist'n'they jerk
See no drugs will do the work
And I'll tell u for free
How I started stopped bein' me
'Coz u won't believe what I believe when I'm alone
Bad craziness
I got to tie my head to the T.V.'n'unplug the phone
Bad craziness

See the shadows dancing' on the cieling
Say, do u hear what I hear?
Like a T.V. no one watches
My head's filled with yeahs'n'overmuches
Walking trails on my livingroom floor
I feel that life won't be the same as before
Like an x-plorer; lookin' for help
I'd be happy to find myself
And join the temple of hope
To keep my balance on this globe
'Coz u won't believe what I believe when I'm alone
Bad craziness
I got to tie my head to the T.V.'n'unplug the phone
Bad craziness
I had 2 feet on the ground now I'm almost gone!
Bad craziness
'Coz u won't believe what I believe when I'm alone
Bad craziness

It's a bird, no a plane, it's a man insane!!

You won't believe what I believe when I'm alone
Bad craziness
I got to tie my head to the T.V.'n'unplug the phone
Bad craziness
I had 2 feet on the ground; now I'm almost gone
Bad craziness
Now you won't believe what I believe when I'm alone
Bad craziness
Bad craziness
Yeah!
Bad craziness
Bad craziness
Anything for a good night's sleep
Bad craziness
I'm counting nightmares instead of sheep
Bad craziness
'Coz U won't believe what I believe when I'm alone!.


2. D-LAW

Look at that guy in those tight leather-pants
He can't sing and you can see he can't dance
And soulfinger's spinning; throwing his hair
He's got nothing to say; He's just happy 2 B there
Look at his friend and look at his face
He's got a 1 track mind'n'a 2 stringed bass!
On garbage drums with a license to swing
Pete sets the pace to anything
But I don't care no!
'Coz by the order of the police'n'sweet olde Walt
Yeah! We do as we please
It's the Disneyland law Disneyland law
And we don't need no more no
We got the Disneyland law Disneyland law
Yeah, it's so far out. It makes anarchy a bore

What the critics defined as presence of mind
Was nothing but a wish 2 be 4 of a kind
And though we don't share the same label
Each of us is a can of tomato
From lower ego to upper i.d.
We're climbing up on the social tree
From cellar to t.v. Arena to bowl
To penthouse-view from misery
But I don't care no!
'Coz by the order of the police'n'sweet olde Walt
Yeah! We do as we please
It's the Disneyland law
Disneyland law
And we don't need no more no!
We got the Disneyland law
Disneyland law
Yeah, it's so far out. It makes anarchy a bore
Disneyland law

Yeah! We're doing our duty
Disneyland law
Following a track
Disneyland law
With our pistol foreskin back!

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Anyplace u haven't been?
This ain't open territory
We're building a road-block
On your guard, boys!
Oh my God there's a maniac in here

Yeah! By order of the police
We do as we please
Wanna hear something funny?
We print our own money!
Disneyland law
Disneyland law
And we don't need more
We got the Disneyland law
Disneyland law
It's so far out it makes anarchy a bore
Disneyland law
It's the beauty of the duty
Disneyland law
When following a track
Disneyland law
Disneyland law
With out pistols foreskin back!


3. DAY OF WRONG MOVES

Yeah! I wake up; beaten, wrapped around the T.V.
Strange I was in bed when I slept
And the tooth-paste's weird
'Coz when I try to talk; I blow a bubble instead
I got one shoe on'n'the other one's gone
And my head's in the box full of bread
Yeah! I know I've been tricked
And I hate to admit
I should've stayed in bed!
But I'll grit my teeth'n'take it
'Coz it's a day of wrong moves
I just know I've been chosen
To a day of wrong moves
On a day of wrong moves
A bad morning has broken
To a day of wrong moves

And my feet walk out; from under my brain
Like a high-wire artist I fall!
I keep forget; that I'm a neighbourhood threat
God's not polite at all
These days come without a warning
There must be a sign on my roof
It took a while just to see
That someone's pickin' on me
And try to burn my fuse
But I grit my teeth'n'take it
Hey! It's a day of wrong moves
I just know I've been chosen
To a day of wrong moves
Yeah! A day of wrong moves
A bad mornin' has broken
To a day of wrong moves

I'm 6 feet tall with 20 movable parts
On a day of wrong moves
And sometimes they mess up'n'this is how it starts
On a day of
Yeah! Turn the radio on and up!
Hey! I'm gonna call up work and say I'm dead!
That's a wrong move
Turn on the T.V. and forget
But that's a wrong move
Call up the cops'n'confess!
No that's a wrong move
'Coz I'm out on the wrong side of the bed!
Hey, that's a wrong move
But whatever I do; I have to make it through
A day of wrong moves
I just know I've been chosen
To a day of wrong moves
Yeah, a day of wrong moves
A bad mornin' has broken
To a day of wrong moves
Hey! I'm 6 feet tall with 20 movable parts
On a day of wrong moves
And sometimes they mess upon this is how it starts
On a day of
On a day of wrong moves


4. ROCK'N'ROCK RADAR

We played this part of this song for a year
Now all we need is a little singing
And it's gotta be great 'coz it ruins my ear
When the guitar-wall is ringing
Hey! We've been circling the airport
To give what we've got; and still some
To small to be seen'n'to big to control
Treated like a walkin' bomb
To doom-de-doomsday
Even if we start today
Wel'll be big in L.A.
Rock'n'rock radar can't pick you up
Comin' on a low frequency
Rock'n'rock radar can't pick you up
A stain on the screen is all they'll see

Ass'n'trouble some one broke a string
But who cares. We have an aeroplane yeah!
It takes more than a budget to keep us away
It's the "Bound to entertain-ya-mania"!
With international niceness
On recycled vinyl'n'tape
Yeah! With a new rage; We'll find backstage
Press our bellybuttons'n'escape
To doom-de-doomsday
Even if we start today
We'll be big in L.A.
Rock'n'rock radar can't pick you up
Comin' on a low frequency
Rock'n'rock radar can't pick you up
A stain on the screen is all they'll see
Rock'n'rock radar can't pick you up
And go ahead! Call emergency!
Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock'n'rock radar
Comin' on a low frequency

Rock'n'rock radar can't pick you up
A stain on the screen's all they'll see
Rock'n'rock radar can't pick you up
You're too small; You need backin' up!
Rock'n'rock radar can't pick you up
And if the radar's mistaken
You'll be big in Copenhagen!


5. I WONT CUT MY HAIR

I got hair in my ears
I got hair in my nose
I got hair on my back
And between my toes
When the time comes & my hairwash is due
I'm gonna use one ton of shampoo
But don't give me those sentimental eyes
Coz I'm proud & my hair is nice

It's not fair when people they stare
I love the colors I wear
I wont cut my hair
I wont cut my hair
Oh no, I wont cut my hair
Coz I'm proud of my hair

And like in the funny fairytale
I dry my hair the Rapunzel way
U just climb up the six floors
To my hairy home
& I fix u a smoke in the blend of my own
Yeah, I'll make u a hot pot of tea
Take off your clothes feel free
And get down in my hair
And make me insane
Lets get airborne on window pain

It's not fair

I would die without my hair

Yeah right, I'm playin' in the band
And I would love to be your private Disneyland
I'll be your own amusement park
Then you can ride me
And ride me after dark
If they send me to the rows of death
For having illegal dope
I will order as my last meal
Before's the chair
Hamburger french fries n coke

Take those scissors away
I wont cut my hair

'Cause I'm proud and my hair is nice
I love my hair
I'm in love with my hair

I'm in love with my hair


6. DOWN THAT DUSTY 3'RD WORLD ROAD

Heart and clock slows down
And the sand reverberates with a tremelous sound
On a diet of water and thick air
I inhale the heat and exhale my share
Barometer's climbin' up their scales
Heat shimmers and the horisont sails
I wouldn't know 'bout the governments policy
But the waterhole-water looks like coffee!
Time stopped'n'heart slowed
Down that dusty 3'rd world road
Down that dusty 3'rd world road
Down that dusty 3'rd world road
Down-down-down that dusty road
Down-down-down that dusty road
Down that dusty 3'rd world road

A full 20 miles wide
Lies glowin' pebbles'n'nothing beside
And man starts to boil
Can't help being born above a lake of oil
The distant battles don't shoot blanks
Soon it's goodbye'n'many tanks
The long shadow used to read like poetry
Now the waterhole-water looks like coffee!
Time stopped'n'hearts slowed
Down that dusty 3'rd world road
Down-down-down that dusty road
Down-down-down that dusty 3'rd world road
Down-down-down that dusty road
Down-down-down that dusty 3'rd world road
Down that dusty 3'rd world road
Down-down-down that dusty road
Down that dusty 3'rd world road
Down-down-down that dusty 3'rd world road
Down that dusty 3'rd world road
Down-down-down that dusty 3'rd world road
Walkin' thick-soled
Down-down-down that dusty 3'rd world road
Yeah! Down!
To the road turns to sand


7. MAKIN' FUN OF MONEY

Yeah! See the milk's in the fridge
And it's turning into cheese
If I'm so smart; how come I ain't rich?
No one knows'n'no one sees
My moral compass went out of course
And I ran aground
U gotta watch how you get
But what the hell what the heck!
I mean, I wrote out the check!
It ain't the money you got
No it's the money you spend
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
See it's already a mess
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
The Visa's Diner's'n'Master Express

The cold hand of currency
Grips my heart at night
Right now it's raining unpaid bills
From an unknown height
Though the story ain't that funny
There was once when I had money
I act like I got it
Pretend I know
It's minus 500,000
It ain't the money you got
No it's the money u spend
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
See, it's already a mess
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
The Visa's Diner's'n'Master X-press
Makin' fun o' money
It's the D.A.D.'n' the I.R.S.
Yeah! I ain't got no hot water
And the cold's running thin
I keep conversations from a public phone
In this place I call home; I'm livin' in
Makin' fun of money
¥ $'n'all
Makin' fun of money
All rolled up in a ball
Makin' fun of money
And with a tremblin' hand
Makin' fun of money
I pay what I can
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
No, it's already a mess
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
The Visa's Diner's'n'Master X-press
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
The D.A.D.'n'the I.R.S.
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
Yeah! It's already a mess
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
No'n'I know; 'Coz I tried it!?
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
It ain't funny no!
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
I'm way behind
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
It ain't funny makin' fun of money


8. GROW OR PAY

There was a real thin line
Between right or wrong
In those Walt Disney times
When my parents were young
But the line has disappeared
And you wonder where it hides
And you wanna go out but you stay inside

I got run over by truth one day
Didn't see the red light
Since the accident I've walked this way
I only did what felt right
But from this day on; it's either: grow or pay!
Grow or pay
'Coz I got run over by truth one day

Sometimes the sky's so grey
That you cannot see beyond it
And even the wildest of dreams
Can't take those lines from your forehead
Yeah! I know there's a bill
And it's gonna make it's way somehow
With and excuse and a bow; I'll be paying it now:

I got run over by truth one day
Didn't see the red light
Since the accident I've walked this way
I only did what felt right
But from this day on; it's either: grow or pay!
Grow or pay
'Coz I got run over by truth one day
Grow or pay
From this day on it's either: grow or pay
Grow or pay

Grow or pay
I got run over by the truth one day
And since the accident I've walked this way
Didn't see the red light
But from this day on; it's either grow or pay!

Grow or pay
'Coz I got run over by the truth one day


9. SMART BOY CAN'T TELL YA

Yeah, c'mon!
Hey, there's nothing I hate in
No, there's nothing I hate in
There's nothing I hate in the world like waitin'!
And there're things in life I'd hate to be late in
Yeah! I look at my watch'n'look at my wrist
And then I punch myself in the face with my fist!
I blew out of bed to make it
Tomorrow's today'n'it's already here
It's like a disease; I can't shake it
Why don't we get this motor in gear?
A smart boy can't tell ya'!

5 o'clock come and 5 o'clock's gone
And the large and the little moves steadily on
This has gone to far; we gotta rewind
Or it's a 4 fisted brainstorm in the group-mind!
Yeah!
See I'm so tired of waitin'
I build it up so big in my mind
We've filled the places we've played in!
How come we never make it on time?
A smart boy can't tell ya'!
I'm always the 1st and they're always too late!
A smart boy can't tell ya'!
Did I pick the wrong day; did I pick the wrong date?
A smart boy can't tell ya!
Aren't u happy to see us; we're only 3 hours late!
Yeah!
A smart boy can't tell ya!
A smart boy can't tell 'a!
A smart boy can't tell ya!
C'mon! Look at your clock;
I think we've waited enough
A smart boy can't tell 'ya!
I blew outa bed to make it

Tomorrow's today'n'it's already here!
It's like a disease; I can't shake it
Why don't we get this motor in gear?
A smart boy can't tell ya!
A smart boy can't tell ya!
A smart boy can't tell ya!
A smart boy can't tell ya!
A smart boy can't tell ya!


10. RISKIN' IT ALL

In a heavy-metal box
Where I was kept from I was little
It had locks on both ends
And a foodtray in the middle
I could smell my fans
But I couldn't hear them shout
So I did a lot of thinking
And this is was it's all about:
How much trouble can you make?
And how much shit can you take?
Riskin' it all
You kill yourself for peanuts
Riskin' it all
With R'n'R in mind but still
Riskin' it all

Don't need no average savage to kill my will!
The choice between light'n'shade
Are out beyond the bizarre
I mean why waste an outfit
Among strangers in a bar
U see when I'm drunk
I'm an original punk!
Riskin' it all
Yeah! You kill yourself for peanuts
Riskin' it all
Under the metal-law but I will not!
Riskin' it all
With R'n'R in mind but still
Riskin' it all

Don't need no average savage 2 kill my will!
Riskin' it all
Yeah! You kill yourself for peanuts
Riskin' it all
Under the metal-law; but I will not!
Riskin' it all
With R'n'R in mind but still
Riskin' it all
Don't need no savage average to kill my will!


11. LAUGH'N'A 1/2

I learned politeness on my mother's knee
I learned by uprightness my number of friends
Should increase
When I think about the things I've done
I laugh out loud to noone
Yeah, to noone
'Coz it's so hard to meet the eyes that I see
When I try to open up my heart
There's something inside me'n'I know it's good
But understanding, it's misunderstood
At the end of a smile, there's a laugh'n'a 1/2

But I became honest Mr. Mistaken
In spite of the curves my smile was makin'
Bumpers and kickers in one big stream
I grew up in a life size pinball machine!
Yeah! They're mean!
'Coz it's so hard to meet the eyes that I see
When I try to open up my heart
There's something inside me'n'I know it's good
But understanding, it's misunderstood
At the end of a smile, there's a laugh'n'a 1/2
On my behalf
There's something inside me and I know it's good
But understanding, it's misunderstood
At the end of a smile, there's a laugh'n'a 1/2

I tried to fill some silence
'Coz the silence feels so long
I knew the ice was gettin' thinner
But I kept skating on!
My mother threw me into this world as a winner
But by the light of the yellow beer
They tell the jokes I'll never get to hear!
On my behalf
There's something inside me and I know it's good
But understanding, it's misunderstood
At the end of a smile, there's a laugh'n'a 1/2

On my behalf
There's something inside me and I know it's good
But understanding, it's misunderstood
At the end of a smile, there's a laugh'n'a 1/2
At the end of a smile, there's a laugh'n'a 1/2
At the end of a smile, there's a laugh'n'a 1/2
At the end of a smile, there's a laugh'n'a 1/2
At the end of a smile, there's a laugh'n'a 1/2