http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Heavy_metal 670:
Death Metallium
- considered the "heaviest" of heavy metals, it can react violently to
produce both a low growling sound, and a high pitched screech, similar
to
black gothium, but much more grating. This metal is pure glistening black in color, and can be used to create indestructible
corpsegrinders and
bolt throwers. If it comes into contact with a dead body it
Will create a
Cannibal Corpse, and instances of
Deicide have occurred. Via long and excessive grinding, the metal's atomic cores it can be refined to Grindcore, such a heavier metal (
1337)
that it turns in a splattering mess 4 seconds after formation due to
the
Extreme forces of gravity and taste.
Suffocation, anaal nathrakhs,
and
Behemoth Wounds are often symptoms of radiation.
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