If you think you're fat you probably are. So don't ask us.
Just learn to work the toilet seat: It's very simple, if it's up,
just put it down. There is no practical reason that it should be left in the position that you want it.
No, don't cut you're hair. Ever.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present, again!!
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Learn to Live with it.
Don't ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as our career, the shotgun formation, the bad
tee-shot we hit on #14, or Harley-Davidsons.
Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different: it's just like every other cat.
Any dog is better than any cat. Period.
Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Shopping is not a sport.
Anything you wear is fine. Really.
Yes, you have enough clothes and yes, you have too many shoes.
Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it or always respond favorably.
Ask for what you want, exactly. Subtle hints don't work.
No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark Anniversaries and Birthdays on a calendar.
Yes, peeing standing up is More difficult than peeing from pointblank range. We are bound to miss from time to time.
We Survive with Three or four pair of shoes. It is ridiculous to
ask our help choosing which pair, out of fifty, would look good with
your dress?
Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
Check your oil.
It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take any quiz together.
Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done — but, not both.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Consider golf, football, or fishing a mini vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
Telling us that models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes
you look jealous and petty and it's certainty not going to deter us
from reading the magazines.
The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
fureure dit : moi je préfère les filles maigres vu ma corpulance, j'me vois mal avec une fille bien enrobé
je ne dépasse pas les 50 kilos avec les habits !!!!!!!
Et tu fais 1m combien ? Parceque moi par exemple, je pèse 70 kilos, mais je fais 1m 83. Si tu fais 50 kilos alors que tu fais 1m 40( meme si ce n'est pas le cas), le poids est plus ou moin important en fonction de la taille.
