in a huge gymnasium, a woman who is sitting in chair and the three suiters, wants to marry her ! the woman told the three suiters, i will marry one of you ! one except - first one of you can bring me here, as many ping-pong balls, you can , i will marry you ! i wait for you, as long it take ! three years later, first suiter comes back with 5,000 ping-pong balls ! five years later, the second suiter comes back with one Million ping-pong balls! 5 years ago, another 5 years ago, and the lady doesn't know where the three suiter is ? it's the 20 years years, the third suiter comes into the gymnasium, a truck with a flat platform attach to it. on the platform, it had the Two huge balls that greasy and hairy on them, they tall as the ceiling ! the lady said to third suiter:" i told you that i want as many ping-pong balls, you can get ! " then the third suiter almost faint, and he finally said to her: " omgod, i thought you said King kong's balls ! "..........[url=http://sieuthi77.com/main/nhakhoa.html]Nas NY [url=http://implant-vn.com]State of Mind

LMAO that was really good!  I enjoyed that

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There’s a little kid on the street corner at 4 o’clock
in the morning.  This cop comes
around the corner, says, “Hello, sonny.” 
Kid says, “all right, ok.” 
Cop says, “What are you doing?” 
Kid says, “I’m looking for a whore.”  Cop says, “How old are you?”  Kid replies, “Nine.” 
“What do you want a whore for?” 
Kid says, “I want to get a disease.”  Cop says, “What kind of disease?”  Kid says, “A sexually transmitted one, officer.”  Cop says, “What do you want to get a
disease for?”  Kid says, “Well, if
I get it, I go home and fuck the babysitter and she gets it, then she fucks my
dad, then he gets it, he fucks my mom and she gets it, then she fucks the
gardener, and that’s the cunt I’m after cuz he squashed my frog.”

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