Eminem - Curtain call album
Song - Just loose it

"Fellas, What! Fellas, Grab ya left nut and make ya right one jelouse"

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Nightwish - i wish i had an Angel
(blasphemer +1 )

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always in my Heart,can do Nothing with that

Lawnmower Deth -watch Out granma, here comes a lawnmower

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xentrix86

There are so many!
Let's start with good Old Dethklok though. "Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle" is bloody hilarious.
"Orgasm = Love" by Psychostick is great as well,
"I listen to the sound of
your sweet Voice
'cause you won't shut up;
Now I'm finished
let me call you a taxi."

The Power of the Power of the Power of the Power of the great Sword - Nanowar Of Steel

A 10 second long song where they say all that i wrote above.

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Bloodhound Gang - fire water Burn

"Yeah, im hung like planet pluto, hard to see with the naked eye. but if i crashed into urnaus i would stick it where the sun don't shine, because i'm kinda like han solo always sroking my own wookie, im the route to all thats Evil yeah but you can call me cookie"

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Satan's Ice Cream Truck by Strapping Young Lad

"C'mon little kiddies
have i got a Treat for you.
at first it tastes all yummy,
then you start to turn blue

I'll be back again next week.
bring your friends, we'll have an ice cream Treat
mom don't like it, but he don't give a fuck
kids come running for satan's ice cream truck

Come on, and ask you mommy
your pennies are in hand
if you need more than your tummy,
you can get inside my van

I'll be back again next week.
bring your friends, we'll have an ice cream Treat
mom don't like it, but he don't give a fuck
kids come running for satan's ice cream truck"

So funny but so seriously screwed up!!!
Go Devin Townsend! Go Strapping Young Lad!

Sincerely,
Mercenarion

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Last.fm: Mercenarion

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins
Have a stroke of it's mane, it turns into a plane
And then it
And then you tug on its winky
Ooooh thats dirty
Do you think so
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made
Sweet lemonade ohh sweet lemonade sweet lemonade yes sweet lemonade
Get on my horse
I'll take you round the Universe and all the other places too
I think you'll find that the Universe pretty much covers everything
Shut up woman get on my horse

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Manowar - Kings of metal
''Manowar Manowar living on the Road
When we're in town speakers explode
We don't attract wimps 'cause we're too loud
Just true metal people that's Manowar's crowd

They wanna keep us Down
But they can't last
When we get up we're gonna Kick your ass
Gonna keep on burnin'
We always will

Other bands play Manowar Kill
Other bands play Manowar Kill

We like it hard, we like it fast
We got the biggest amps, man they blast
True metal people wanna rock not pose
Wearin' jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes ''

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When in Danger or in doubt,
Run in circles, Scream and shout.

Our Metal Is So Strong Cus Our Dick Is So Loong - Nanowar Of Steel


just epic xD

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