1. SWEET AND DIRTY LOVE

As I'm walking around Wall Street corner
I turned to see you comin' my way (I'm on fire)

I look up, I see your eyes are burning
They're burning right through my head (Looking so good)

Whoa!

If I'm built for speed, you're built for love (aw)
You're too much of a good thing but it's much too good
My sweet and dirty love...

You talk to me, but just the same
You brought me back to life again

If I'm built for speed, you're built for love (aw)
You're too much of a good thing but it's much too good
My sweet and dirty love...

I can't control myself
I'm about to lose my health
Can't get enough
Sweet and dirty love...

And this heart of mine
Wants you all the time
This ain't no fairy tale
I can't get enough
My sweet and dirty love...


2. FIRESTARTER

Fire...
(Hey, hey, hey)

I'm the trouble starter, punky instigator
I'm the fear addicted, danger illustrated (hey, hey, hey)

I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter (hey, hey, hey)
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter (hey, hey, hey)
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter...

I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated
Yeah, I'm the pain you tasted, feel intoxicated (hey, hey, hey)

I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter (hey, hey, hey)
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter (hey, hey, hey)

Fire...
(Hey, hey, hey)

I'm the self inflicted, my detonator
Yeah, I'm the one infected, twisted animator (hey, hey, hey)

I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter (hey, hey, hey)
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter (hey, hey, hey)
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter (yeah...)

(Hey, hey, hey)

Fire... (hey, hey, hey)
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter...


3. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

Born in the ashes of ruin at the birth of your kind
In the dawn of creation you conjured me in your mind
Love thy neighbor as you love yourself
You just can't hear the sound of your own church bells
What you reep is what you get

I bring you the weapons of mass destruction
E pluribus unum
Illusion
Delusion

No matter where you go there I am
Like salt on a wound you're the sacrificial lamb
You deserve everything that you get
You're guilty 'til you're proved innocent
What you see is what you get

I bring you the weapons of mass destruction
E pluribus unum
Illusion
Delusion

No matter where you go there I am
Like salt on a wound you're the sacrificial lamb
You deserve everything that you get
You're guilty 'til you're proved innocent
What you see is what you get


4. WAITING FOR THE MORNING LIGHT

I'm waiting for the morning light
Then every night I wonder why
I always try to play it cool
I mean hello, but say goodbye
And I can't help myself
I'm wide awake all through the night
Keep waiting for the morning light

And here I'm all alone
Sitting by the telephone
And I wonder why, I wonder why, I wonder why
I keep laughing when I wanna cry
And I wonder why

Every day seems like there's no tomorrow
And every night I wonder why
Do I always seem to say it too
When things don't always turn out right
And there you sit inside my picture frame
But it's not the same
Ever since you said good bye

And here I'm all alone
Sitting by the telephone
And I'm wide awake, still wide awake, all through the night
Keep waiting for the morning light

I always try to play it so cool
And I don't know why...
Gotta keep on smiling
Gotta keep on laughing
When I want to cry...
I do believe it

And here I'm all alone
Sitting by the telephone
And I wonder why, I wonder why, I wonder why
I keep laughing when I wanna cry
Ooh, sing it...

Sing it


5. BEAUTIFUL

Spent your money on silicone honey (Ooooh)
(Ooooh) You're somebody beautiful, look at yourself
(Ooooh) You're somebody beautiful, like nobody else

Hey, put on those fake eyelashes
Wax away the old mustache
You're six foot four in six-inch heels
A cupid tattoo behind your ear
You're an ingenue in the full-length mirror
A tight black dress
All the right moves from your long blonde tresses to your sequined shoes

(Ooooh) You're somebody beautiful, look at yourself
You're somebody beautiful (Beautiful, ooooh)
You're somebody beautiful, like nobody else
You're somebody beautiful (Beautiful, ooooh)
You're somebody beautiful, look at yourself
You're somebody beautiful (You're somebody beautiful)

Downtown on Saturday night
They happen to catch you in the light
You'd like to dance but they want you to fight
They could never understand what it's like
To reach the age of twenty three
Knowing what you are you're not supposed to be
Spent your money on silicone honey (Ooooh)
Made up your mind for the very first time

(Ooooh) You're somebody beautiful, look at yourself
You're somebody beautiful (Beautiful, ooooh)
You're somebody beautiful, like nobody else

Like a hollywood legend or a rock 'n roll star
What you are is what you are
Standing there naked in the mirror's embrace you say:
"This is my body, this is my face"

Spent your money on silicone honey (Ooooh)...

(Ooooh) You're somebody beautiful, look at yourself
You're somebody beautiful (Beautiful, ooooh)
You're somebody beautiful, like nobody else
You're somebody beautiful (Beautiful, ooooh)
You're somebody beautiful, look at yourself
You're somebody beautiful (Beautiful)
You're somebody beautiful


6. ASSHOLE

You think that you're so cool
That you're nobody's fool
But you've got a personality (yeah)
Just like a bucket full of pee

How does it feel
To be a real... Asshole
You're such a creep
You look like a sheep (ba-baah)... Asshole

You know you've got no shame
And you've got such a stupid name
And one day you'll finally shut your trap
Cause you are the cream of the crap

How does it feel
To be a real... Asshole
You're such a creep
You look like a sheep (ba-baah)... Asshole

Asshole...
Asshole...
You're such an asshole...

You always look like an idiot
This may be news for you
You are the king of all stupidness
Maybe I'm an asshole too
Maybe I'm an asshole too
Just like you

You're such an asshole...

How does it feel
To be a real... Asshole
You're such a creep
You look like a sheep (ba-baah)... Asshole

How does it feel
To be a real... Asshole
You're such a creep
You look like a sheep (ba-baah)... Asshole

You're such an asshole...
Maybe I'm an asshole too
Maybe I'm an asshole too


7. NOW THAT YOU'RE GONE

I know you're playing a game
But you're not to blame
But sometimes I feel just the same
I need a renaissance
Another chance to make new plans
But I'll go on livin' just the same (Ooooh)

Now that you're gone (now that you're gone)
I'll go on living (I'll go on living)
And I'll carry on just the same...
And you're to blame
Now that you're gone (now that you're gone)
I'm just beginning to feel the pain

We happened much too fast
That's in the past
We may know at last
But that's a chance we'll have to take (Ooooh)

Now that you're gone (now that you're gone)
I'll go on living (I'll go on living)
And I'll carry on just the same...
And you're to blame
Now that you're gone (now that you're gone)
I'm just beginning to feel the pain

Just begun (just begun) to be the one
To feel the pain
Just begun (just begun) to feel the pain
To be the one
To feel the pain
You left us when I was much too young
And I was your only son
But you left me anyway
And now my heartache's just begun
And now you're gone I'm all alone

Now that you're gone (now that you're gone)
I'll go on living (I'll go on living)
And I'll carry on just the same...
And you're to blame
Now that you're gone (now that you're gone)
I'm just beginning to feel the pain

Just begun to feel the pain
To be the one to feel the pain
Just begun (now that you're gone)
To be the one (now that you're gone)
Just begun (now that you're gone)
To be the one (now that you're gone)
Now that you're gone
To be the one (now that you're gone)
Just begun (now that you're gone)
To be the one (now that you're gone)
Now that you're gone
To be the one (now that you're gone)
Now that you're gone
To be the one (now that you're gone)


8. WHATEVER TURNS YOU ON

Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (whoo-ooh)
Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (whoo-ooh)

Well who else would I be (a-ha, a-ha)
If I lost this ? sat on me (no, no, no, no)
You know damn well
You'll never change me
I wouldn't be any good (say what)
If you could take away all this pain
I really do think you should

Well if you keep it strong, and I'll keep it up (yeah, yeah)
Whatever turns you on, turns you on
And if you set it straight, I will not hesitate
Whatever turns you on, turns me on

Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (whoo-ooh)
Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (whoo-ooh)

So you've been walking around in an haze for days and days and days
Ever since you kicked me out of your bed you've be in some kind of haze
How can you feel how you feel how you feel and feel that you're feeling good
I know you know what I'm saying
You know I know we can keep it up all night

And if you keep it strong, and I'll keep it up (yeah, yeah)
Whatever turns you on, (hey) turns you on
And if you set it straight, I will not hesitate
Whatever turns you on, (hey) turns me on

Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (whoo-ooh)
Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (whoo-ooh)
Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (whoo-ooh)

So you've been walking around in an haze for days and days and days
Ever since you kicked me out of your bed you've be in some kind of haze
How can you feel how you feel how you feel and feel that you're feeling good
And if you keep it strong, and I'll keep it up (yeah, yeah)
Whatever turns you on, (hey) turns you on
And if you set it straight, I will not hesitate
Whatever turns you on, (hey) turns me on

Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (whoo-ooh)
Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (whoo-ooh)
Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (whoo-ooh)
Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (oh yeah)


9. DOG

That's right
You know I kinda love ya (yeah)
All the way to the bitter end
Because you're breaking my balls
You're making me crawl
On all fours again (Aw)

Yeah
I like it rough (Ha-ha)
You know I like that rough stuff

I don't need your affection
Let me shake and lift a leg (yeah)
Your eyes are a-gog
I'll bark like a dog
And let's roll in bed

Yeah
I like it
Aw-aw

And when I take your body
So help me God
We go all night long
Let me tie you up
And you make me bark like a dog (yeah)

Huh-huh
And you say, "what big eyes you have"
And I say, "better to see you with" (hmmm)
And you say, "what big arms you have"
And I say, "the better to hold you with"
And you say, "that's a big tongue you've got"
And I say, "the better to eat you with my dear" (Ha-ha-ha)

I like it
Aw
Yeah
Aw
Again and again and again
Ow ow ow


10. BLACK TONGUE

"Alright kids, here's a real rock 'n roll song"

If everyone says your hair's too long
Or else it's far too short...
Don't ever afford yourself for anyone else of course
If anyone says, when you play guitar,
It's always much too loud
You can tell them to stick it
You won't get far if you're not far out

My black tongue's coming right out of me
Drowning out my misery
Black tongue is coming out
My black tongue's always hanging out of me (that's right)
I'm going down in history
Guitar, one time...

If everyone says you're much too old
You're out of style...
Just tell them you're doing their sister and mommy every once in a while
And if everyone says you've got a big mouth,
You refuse to shut-up
Just tell them to kiss your behind
Just tell them to kiss your behind

My black tongue's coming right out of me
Drowning out my misery
Black tongue is out
My black tongue's always hanging out of me
I'm going down in history
Guitar...

Black tongue is out...

"Listen, you guys don't give a shit what we play, you just wanna make noise"

My black tongue's coming right out of me
Drowning out my misery
My black tongue's always hanging out of me
Going down in history
My black tongue's always hanging out of me
Drowning out my misery
My black tongue's always hanging out of me
Going down in history


11. CARNIVAL OF SOULS

Hey you standing over there
Come inside, and outside
Sit back, you're going for a ride
And do you know?
And do you care?
You never cared anyway, anyway
Television, inquisition, incision

Round and round it goes (round and round it goes)
This carnival of souls...

You're born alone
You die alone
Still marching to the same old song
Well there's a price
Well there's a fee
Well at least the goddamn air is free
And do you know?
And do you care?
You never cared anyway, anyway
Television, inquisition, incision

Round and round it goes...
This carnival of souls...

Television, inquisition, incision

Round and round it goes (round and round it goes)
This carnival of souls...


12. IF I HAD A GUN

I said
Look a me with my makeup messed
I feel so ugly I've never been kissed
Hey God can you make it all go away

Everyday it's the same damn thing
I wake up draggin' this ball and chain
I keep on looking for a piece of the action
But I just can't get ahead

He said, if I had a gun
I'd have me some fun
I'd shoot everyone
Who pisses me off today
So don't piss me off today

Look at me I'm all screwed up
I've banged my head I'm stuck in a rut
So hey God, can you make it all go away

And all the crap goin' in my head
Makes me crazy, makes me see red
I keep on looking for a piece of the action
But I can't get ahead

He said, if I had a gun
I'd have me some fun
I'd shoot everyone
Who pisses me off today

And he said, I want to go home
'Cause I know I can't take anymore
So don't piss me off today

I said
Look a me with my makeup messed
I feel so ugly I've never been kissed
Hey God can you make it all go away


13. 1,000 DREAMS

I dream a thousand dreams
I'd wait a million lifetimes for you
If you just give a smile
I could die and be happy too

I'd wait a thousand years
I'd walk a million miles for you
And all I need is a sweet reminder
That you want me too

And when you smile that simple smile
You change my darkness to light
I might as well stop breathing
If you don't believe it's right

I'd do it all for you
If only one of my dreams come true
Cause every night would be ecstasy
If I could be with you

Try as I might to find a way
To get you out of my mind
I just can't help myself
From crying every night

And when you smile that simple smile
You change my darkness to light
I might as well stop breathing
If you don't believe it's right

I'd do it all for you
If only one of my dreams come true
Cause every night would be exctasy
If I could be with you

Yes, every night would be exctasy
If I could be with you...