Fernando Colunga Ultimate Experience : Sangriento e Brutal Telenovela
Lyrics
1. INTRO / THE CRIPPLE FIGHT
(audio sequence taken from the "South Park")
(instrumental)
2. BRUTALMENTE
(instrumental)
3. TELENOVELA 1
(audio sequence taken from the soap opera "La Usurpadora")
(instrumental)
4. FERNANDO COLUNGA IS CHUCK NORRIS OF THE MEXICAN SOAP OPERAS
He is the essence of Latin lover
So beautiful and so modest
Rough and gentle at the same time
Faithful to just one, and still very experienced
He is Chuck Norris of the Mexican soap operas
Of the Mexican soap operas
Of the Mexican soap operas
Of the Mexican soap operas
He is alpha and omega
The beginning and the end
And he says: "No puede ser!!!!"
5. TELENOVELA 2
(audio sequence taken from the soap opera "Esmeralda")
(instrumental)
6. CURSED IS MY FATE BECAUSE I AM BLIND
I cannot see
I am so damn blind
Give me your hand
My dear Esmeralda
Cursed is my fate
Because I am blind
Can't see it
Fuck this shit
By the river I'll take my son
In my muscular arms
And then I'll see again
As it says in the script
7. TELENOVELA 3
(audio sequence taken from the soap opera "La Usurpadora")
(instrumental)
8. YOU ARE SO DAMN FUCKED !
Virgin of Guadeloupe
Won't help you now
You're really stucked
Deep in this shit
You have tried to fuck my wife
And therefore I'll kill you now
You have tried to fuck my wife
And therefore I'll kill you now
You are so damn fucked!
9. TELENOVELA 4
(audio sequence taken from the intro song for the soap opera "Esmeralda")
(instrumental)
10. ESMERALDA IS A FUCKIN' WHORE, I DON'T LOVE HER ANYMORE
Esmeralda is a fuckin' whore
I don't love her anymore
Esmeralda is a lying bitch
I've believed her and she screwed me up
She pretended to be fine
Just played a role of a caring wife
She took money from the bank
Now I can only fuck myself
Esmeralda, you dirty slut
Your neck I will cut
For all the shit you've made
One day I'll make you pay
You will remember who I am
On your knees you will beg
Blow-job won't help you then
Because you'll be already dead
11. OUTRO / THEY KILLED KENNY
(audio sequence taken from the "South Park")
(instrumental)
12. COULD THIS BE A DREAM ?
Darkest hour
Darkest fate
Unusable existence
Fragile as a glass
Broken bones
Mutilated flesh
Dead man's spirit
Slipping away
Wind is whispering, calling my name
From the depths of the unhallowed land
Where time forever stands still
Where nothingness completely possesses
Angels are screaming, laughing on me
Happy to see me on my knees
Desperate and alone while I bleed
No life, no death, only suffering
(audio sequence taken from the "South Park")
(instrumental)
2. BRUTALMENTE
(instrumental)
3. TELENOVELA 1
(audio sequence taken from the soap opera "La Usurpadora")
(instrumental)
4. FERNANDO COLUNGA IS CHUCK NORRIS OF THE MEXICAN SOAP OPERAS
He is the essence of Latin lover
So beautiful and so modest
Rough and gentle at the same time
Faithful to just one, and still very experienced
He is Chuck Norris of the Mexican soap operas
Of the Mexican soap operas
Of the Mexican soap operas
Of the Mexican soap operas
He is alpha and omega
The beginning and the end
And he says: "No puede ser!!!!"
5. TELENOVELA 2
(audio sequence taken from the soap opera "Esmeralda")
(instrumental)
6. CURSED IS MY FATE BECAUSE I AM BLIND
I cannot see
I am so damn blind
Give me your hand
My dear Esmeralda
Cursed is my fate
Because I am blind
Can't see it
Fuck this shit
By the river I'll take my son
In my muscular arms
And then I'll see again
As it says in the script
7. TELENOVELA 3
(audio sequence taken from the soap opera "La Usurpadora")
(instrumental)
8. YOU ARE SO DAMN FUCKED !
Virgin of Guadeloupe
Won't help you now
You're really stucked
Deep in this shit
You have tried to fuck my wife
And therefore I'll kill you now
You have tried to fuck my wife
And therefore I'll kill you now
You are so damn fucked!
9. TELENOVELA 4
(audio sequence taken from the intro song for the soap opera "Esmeralda")
(instrumental)
10. ESMERALDA IS A FUCKIN' WHORE, I DON'T LOVE HER ANYMORE
Esmeralda is a fuckin' whore
I don't love her anymore
Esmeralda is a lying bitch
I've believed her and she screwed me up
She pretended to be fine
Just played a role of a caring wife
She took money from the bank
Now I can only fuck myself
Esmeralda, you dirty slut
Your neck I will cut
For all the shit you've made
One day I'll make you pay
You will remember who I am
On your knees you will beg
Blow-job won't help you then
Because you'll be already dead
11. OUTRO / THEY KILLED KENNY
(audio sequence taken from the "South Park")
(instrumental)
12. COULD THIS BE A DREAM ?
Darkest hour
Darkest fate
Unusable existence
Fragile as a glass
Broken bones
Mutilated flesh
Dead man's spirit
Slipping away
Wind is whispering, calling my name
From the depths of the unhallowed land
Where time forever stands still
Where nothingness completely possesses
Angels are screaming, laughing on me
Happy to see me on my knees
Desperate and alone while I bleed
No life, no death, only suffering
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