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1. RAT IN A SPIDER HOLE Once the king of the Motherland An empire has grown He drained the Fertile Crescent And called Kuwait his own He rose to power in a Coup Established the Ba’ath Regime His dominion of self exultation Instilled fear by the cruelest means (WMD) The effigy of torture and murder Is evident in every place The funding of terrorists To advance his own breed of hate After the blatant defiance Of the international community One nation had the fortitude To stand against his tyranny In a snapshot in time so endless The statue of his likeness Is pulled down from its place It’s head beaten about the face Dragged through the streets of Baghdad Smitten with shoes by all who had The burning of the currency Celebrations of the people free Once a king in an ancient land Surrounded by palaces so grand Viewed from the Tigris, the Mole (Was) Dug up like a rat in a spider hole 2. PTO SHAFT The power of the metal shaft Is evident in the fields The tractor transfers its power And revolutions yield The working man's necessity It makes the implements go The energy in the metal shaft As the tractor pulls in tow Power - bring us more for sure Take Off - Speed is the only cure Heavy rounded metal Power take off shaft This solid piece of metal Has the strength of many men It's abilities in its actions At a thousand RPM The interest in this machinery May seem a bit weird But it's such a neat item Kind of like Jay's beard 3. BRING THE HAMMER DOWN The cop with a trigger happy finger Justice is sure not to linger Sledge is the one in demand Laying down the law with a heavy hand Bring the Hammer down You can't Bring the Hammer down Trust him in bringing the hammer down With gun he's not messing around Those PC nuts can't stand his style Sledge Hammer goes the extra mile 4. BLUBBERBATH The sad tale of a dead whale That beached up on the shore Weighing more than 50 tons Disposal would be quite a chore In the name of scientific research And morbid curiosity University biologists in Taiwan Schedule an autopsy The animal's enormous size Proved a challenge to the workers It took three cranes to load the carcass Unto the truck drawing onlookers Because of natural decomposition There was gaseous accumulation And gathering in a small city street The innards of the whale people would meet A blubberbath for all and all A blubberbath now doth call A belly bursting with enthusiasm The explosion left a deep cavern Entrails and blood left for all to see This messy event goes down in history 5. THE CHEWING GUM HEIST In the capital of South Africa The craving for chewing gum was strong Of anything that could be taken It was the Chappies they longed They formulated their plan Salivating from their glands No regard for demise As they pondered the prize They gathered the masking tape Making their way to the gate They raided the warehouse inside Armed to the tilt, they didn't hide They caught the security guards At the barrel of a gun Used the tape to tie, blindfold, and gag And took 21 pallets of chewing gum 6. MEGLAND - Miniature World Born in a factory, shipped to store, enclosed in a small box They were the craze of the day, action figures all the way, brand new and untouched Packaged for all to see, hanging there in glory, communicating with the others In their own little world, whole and fully complete, the scenery never changes Will someone buy them? Let their life truly begin Now they are in gestation The first one bought will surely win The purchase is made, transaction complete Leaving the old world a new one to meet The drive to home is a bit bizarre They are just anxious to have come this far They breathe fresh air after birth Unwrapped from their old earth Enter now into Megland Hello to your new homeland From months of play they wear thin The strap that holds their legs in Their bodies show their wear and tear From all of the abuse they wear 7. LEGMAN The strap that holds their legs on It breaks and their waist is gone All they are is a pair of legs And a small hook for a head Unlike Lazy Joe They bend in the knees With all the kicks they know In a candy coffin they sleep What was once thought to be a disaster Now seems like a happy life there after Without the torso things are neat After all they are lighter on their feet Legman As time goes on Their joints loosen up Their spirits are still strong Their hooks still look up 8. THE WAR OF THE FLIES In late spring or early summer The annual invasion begins As the maggots grow restless The wings hatch from their skin An imminent security breach The airborne creature from within The growing numbers accumulate For a battle they seem to win They penetrate the living quarters From every access point they come Their defiance of repeated warnings The war machine will soon run The war of the flies We will fight until the end The war battle cry Massacre we will send They gather at the front lines Inside the walls of the garage There they meet their timely death With a swift swatting barrage Their bodies litter the floor From conventional warfare The warning still not heeded So the sticky traps will ensnare At their level for all to see The flies fall prey or leave One by one they fall down To their death on the ground 9. DOROTHY'S PECULIARITY Dorothy - your so beautiful With your yellow spots and white gloves Dorothy - wearing you're summer hat And nothing else and that's a fact But Dorothy I've just gotta know Where did your lower jaw go? Dorothy - with you're sharp teeth You're Australian accent is really neat Dorothy - just 5 years old Not extinct, but rather bold When you eat you're roses how do you chew Without a lower jaw, I'm really confused Dorothy's teeth shine so bright But there's something that's just not right Peculiar as I've said all along Her lower jaw seems to be gone 10. A DOLL'S LIFE Once when we were boys Violence we would deploy To our sister's toys Their dolls were left for dead Cut the hair from their head| This doll's life Is under the knife We would drive in the car With the door open and ajar We'd scrape their limbs on the tar Rip them limb from limb Let the torture begin A doll's life is not clean Once the wounds are seen If their owners had a brother Their demise is in order 11. NATION BUILDING RIP I formed my own nation Once in my backyard I surveyed its boundaries In the ages since kiyard I established my structure Freestanding and pristine I founded a capital city And harvested mint tea Hey - I've got myself a country Hey - with a constitution defined Nation building provincial planning The UPR's short life spanning The UDAST's short life spanning I was not the only one Who built themselves sovereignty I have this friend who Discovered the UDAST His landscape was vast and all And was formed on a farm It advanced in technology But was no cause for alarm paroles ajoutées par rass - Modifier ces paroles
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