PUTRESCENCE

1. UKULELE PLAYERS DRUGGED OUT MACHETE ATTACK AT THE FLEA MARKET

Gangsta lifestyle shirts and chains
Cummed in issues of Maclean's
Pokemon goods selling at top dollar
Chewed up and broken leather dog collars
Stolen box cereal and snack cakes
Sold months past the expiration date
Second-hand used mouthwash and floss
½ busted helmets and sticks for lacrosse
Destroy the carnival barker types
Disembowel the dirt covered old man
Overalls are for those under age 2
And that NASCAR lamp is broke


2. FUCK THESE BRAINS

I take my fries and cola to the toilet
My fries have eyes and my cola uses a straw for an eye
I place them on the tank so they can watch and learn how to use the potty for themselves
The fires and the straw peer over the bag


3. THE SLABBY AND CRIMPY ASCENSION UP THE SNIVELLING SHIT

We have a mascot type guy too!
He's a symbol of our band
He doesn't really have a name
Skullbong wants to get him tattooed
Our mascot isn't a right wing Christian
Our mascot isn't a fucking cry-baby
Even though he's a fucking junkie
He'll never get kicked out of the band
He'll never pen a tune for Tomb Raider
He'll never say "Chris Poland, see you later"
He'll never have fat fucking lagoon lips
If bad-mouthed by Lars he'll come to grips


4. THE SUPER FLYING OFF A ROOF HAPPY FUN SHOW

A foam avian extension to the comedic genius mind
Holy fuck, I thought the bird was real
Such life-like movements
I laughed everyday
Saw off the one trick arm
Push off a fucking roof
Tears of a spazmoid clown
Emu does not fly to safety
Rod Hull: Fucking spastic


5. GIVE ME BACK MY LEAKING PORK PIE HAT

What's inside the pork pie hat?
It's troublesome and I see sink lines
It's a sawed off foot or perhaps pie filing made of hand-mixed gore
What's inside the pork pie hat?
I think they call it the Pinch Crown because I pinch off one into the crown


6. BOWELS RELIVED IN A HUMAN TORSO PT. 1

Relieved in a torso
A dissected torso
A human fucking torso
Relieved bowels splashing inside a goddamn torso
My dreams are sucked like kings vacuumed into a bag
My limbs call out to you:
Impossible angles, dipped in shit


7. VACUUM-SEALED FACE LEFT DESOLATE IN A FIELD

Consider the options of vacuum preservation
Offering fresh food solutions and relief from frustration
I have lost the will to live
Simply nothing left to give
Now I listen to back masking on records by L'viv
Wrap is tight about my lousy fuck face
And I immediately run out of breathing space
My brain is screaming in air starvation
As I pull out a cleaver in this field of operation
I'm swinging at myself in a total rage
I hack away at my own rib cage
Asphyxia and carved up deadening skin
Releasing the mutilated Christ within


8. BOWELS RELIVED IN A HUMAN TORSO PT. 2

Shit inside, piss inside
Everyone's got the Devil inside


9. DAN RYCKMAN IS TALLER THAN PUTRESCENCE

Fucking Dan
He is tall



ARCHAGATHUS

10. BULLFIGHTER

Spears and knives, cutting and stinging
Chaotic interaction, violent entertainment
Razor sharp, blood galore
Abuse the bull, gore the bull
Bullfighter, you will be gored
Hey!


11. INTIMIDATING VALIDATOR

Who needs your opinion?
Aggressive and challenging
Intimidating validator fuck off
No need to impress others
Your social skills are terrible!!


12. UNTRUSTWORTHY PHYSICIAN

You place your trust in a physician
But you are mislead, deceived and abused
Sexual doctor can't be trusted
Violator, bad dater, confused doctor
Arrggggh!


13. RAW DEAL

Grindcore enthusiast, rip off enthusiast
Shitty flakey fucking labels
No respect for bands or other labels
Accept no responsibility, raw deal
Fucking insane, irrational bastard
Piss off every band on your label
Get the fuck out