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Give Us Ice Cream or Die

Album, 2003, Auto-Production

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual : Give Us Ice Cream or Die

Tracklist

1. Stab Out Her Eyes and We'll Have a Game of Marbles
2. Baked Vagina Ham
3. Were You Beaten with a Sock Full of Batteries (Because If Not That Can Be Arranged)
4. Flibbityjibbit
5. Calista Flockhart Won't Very Much Like Having a Song About Anorexia Named After Her
6. Chew My Root
7. She Looks Like Someone Set Her Face on Fire and Put It Out with a Cinderblock
8. Fuck You Devinn Lane
9. Die Naked
10. Going to Neo Jersey? Don't Take Your Claritin
11. He Who Dies with the Most Kills Still Doesn't Win
12. How Many 80's Pornos Have You Been in
13. Weapons of Mass Destruction in Modern Sports
14. Casper Is the Ghost of Richie Rich
15. Briana Banks's Secret Death Wish
16. Flight of the Regulators
17. Too Ugly to Date, Hot Enough to Rape
18. I Suppose You're Gonna Tell Me How the White Man Caused This
19. Smackindahos
20. You'll Never See Your Precious Pie Fucker Again
21. Pimp Your Daughter
22. One Word Explanation of How Sin Can Afford All Those Cds
23. Fuck Her, Everyone Else Has But Me
24. J-ho Will Shrink into Her Ass
25. Pussy Is a Weakness You Fucking Pussy
26. Shut Up Bitch, Go Bake Me a Turkey Pot Pie
27. Toilet Bowl Vagina
28. To This Dying Band
29. 12ovagina
30. Squeaking Spring Homicide
31. Your Girlfreind Looks Like the Guy from Pod
32. That Song That Comes on When Your Mother Puts You on Hold on the Phone at Work

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Making House Party Two Look Like House Party Three

Album, Août 2003, Auto-Production

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual : Making House Party Two Look Like House Party Three

Tracklist

1. Scene Girls Fear the Black Cock
2. Backstage Bukakke with Avril, New from Vivid Video
3. Don't Worry About the White Stain on Your Dir En Grey Shirt, It Won't Matter Where You're Going
4. Maggie McClellan Is a Cunt
5. Backstage Bukakke with Mandy Moore with Special Guest Ron Jeremy
6. I Challenge the Girl with No Limbs to a Game of Dance Dance Revolution
7. No Love Hina Isn't Any Good
8. The Only Good That Ever Came from Jaime Was Learning That D Gives the KKK Hand Jobs for Crack
9. While You're at School We Shed Our Skins and Breathe Dryer Lint
10. Rape Kirsten Dunst with a Screwdriver YAAY !
11. I'm Sorry You Got Your New Years Kiss from Anna Nicole
12. In Loving Memory of the Integrity of the Video Game Industry, We Shall Rape Lara Croft with a Plunger

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Kindergarten Hazing Ritual Are the Most Hated Band in the History of Existence

Album, Juin 2004, Auto-Production

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual : Kindergarten Hazing Ritual Are the Most Hated Band in the History of Existence

Tracklist

1. [...]
2. Yo Momma Is Better at Duck Hunt Than You... and So Is Mine
3. Yes Mon, Gay Z Lives in the Same Retirement Home As Me Granmama Cleo
4. Backstage Bukakke with Paris Hilton ? Um, No... No No No No No
5. Cowlick Rock (it's the Sureshot)
6. Christmas Tree with Sebastianna's Head on Top, Alyson Hannigan's Corpse Under the Tree, And Jenna Haze in My Stocking, The Perfect Holiday
7. Is Wayne Brady Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch??
8. I Am a Sexy Japanese Woman, I Rove Hot Visual Men Fucking
9. If You Don't Like Vulgar You Are Fucking Gay
10. It's Easy to Look Dark and Evil When Jerry Bruckheimer Produces Your Video
11. Call Her Now for Ya Free Readin'
12. Yeah, if You Find What Crawled Up Kyonomiko's Ass, Let Me Know, Okay ? Thanks
13. MAPEB (Murder All Pussy Emo Boys)
14. Fashioncore Is Girls Fault
15. Pierceyerfuckinthroat
16. Tecmo Bowl of Piss (Way to Ruin a Classic You 3D Flaming Faggots)
17. Twat Shots from Mars
18. J-Rock Got Me Nothing But Enemies (and You Thought Fashioncore Was Bad)
19. Violet Blue Is Better Than You
20. Wesley Willis Could Whup Goku's Ass
21. Why Frown When You Can Be Satan
22. She'll Let You Talk to Hulk Hogan Free of Charge
23. Splinter Don't Know How to Party
24. Wario's Hentai Hut, Where the Princess Finishes for You
25. Pig and Elephant DNA Just Don't Splice (South Park)
26. Backstage Bukakke with Christine Taylor (Hey Dude Theme Song)
27. West End Girls (Baiser)
28. Mechanixx (Baiser)
29. There Is No Love Between Us
30. Pavement Saw (Big Black)
31. I Believe Your Exact Words Were 'Dangerously Close to Befriending a Female Killer (Scissor Shock Remix)
32. Destroy All Redheads (Old and Busted Intro)
33. The True Meaning of Life Is STILL Waiting to Die
34. All Purpose Cultural Cat-Girl Sucky-Sucky
35. I Kill Ghettotrash Cockmonkeys
36. Necrophilia Orgy with the Donnas' Corpses
37. TATU Aren't Real Dykes (I Told You So Edition)
38. I Try Not to Say it But My Mouth Is Like an Uzi as I Start to Spray it
39. Your Ex-Girlfriend Looks Like the Guy from P.O.D.
40. And Now a Word from an Old Friend or Two
41. The Elusive Rangerside
42. Untitled
43. Senior Trip to Hell, Day 1: Smackherwithadick
44. Day 2: I Am Dr. Doom and I'll Send My Monkeys with Pants After You
45. Day 3: Pyro Will Turn You to Toast
46. Day 4: The Karaoke Incident
47. Day 5: The Cleaning Lady Is a Robot ?!?!!
48. Day 6: The Karaoke Incident Revisited
49. Day 7: I Told You Not to Call During Funk Master Flex Night
50. Day 8: Cops Raid the Party... Bummer Dude
51. Day 9: The Campfire Singalong of Doom
52. I Can't Hear You Numbnuts
53. Blank
54. Untitled
55. Backstage Bukakke with Lindsay Lohan (The Final Bukake)
56. Backstage Stabbing Lindsay Lohan with a Screwdriver, Covering Her with Gas and Setting Her on Fire
57. Obligatory Shoutout Track
58. Blank
59. A Song for the Ladies in the House with Low Self Esteem

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Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - Bayi

Split, 01 Mars 2005, Self-Produced

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual : Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - Bayi

Tracklist

BAYI
1. Gothypooh
2. Christ, You Really Are a Fucking Whore
3. Hatemail Can Be Entertaining zs Well zs Informative
4. Fuck Your Scene
5. Watching My Ex Struggle...
6. At War with the Liver
7. Destroying All That Is Vaginal
8. I Hate You
9. White Power Is 4 Jocks Pushing A Car Up a Hill
10. I Was Obsessed with Fucking You Before I Realized You Were a Dirty Slut
KINDERGARTEN HAZING RITUAL
11. Capcom Doesn't Present
12. Did Riot Grrl Die Yet, I'd Like To Be Able to Leave the House Someday
13. You Cannot Be a Milf at 15
14. Incase You Didn't Realize, Goth People Still Suck
15. Headline, Jaime Kugelberg, Dead After Paramedics Had to Cut Her Out of Her Couch
16. I Know Why it's Called Snake Eater
17. Bitch Those Are My Anytime Minutes
18. Does Crunk Exist in Canada ?
19. All The World's Trash Live at Batsu.Org
20. George Lucas Is at the Biggest Douche This Side of Tattooine
21. Xbox Murder Mystery : the Home Game
22. Did You Know I Have Tomoko Kawase's Head in My Bookbag ?
23. Memetic (Discordance Axis)
24. Mallgoth Mutilation

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Awaiting The Video Game Crash

Album, Avril 2005, Brokecore Records

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual : Awaiting The Video Game Crash

Tracklist

1. Capcom Still Doesn't Present
2. In Loving Memory Of The Integrity Of The Video Game Industry, We Shall Rape Lara Croft With A Plunger
3. Poon Tank
4. KMFCM (Kill Mother Fuckin Cory Monster)
5. Girls Who Google Their Name
6. Ashleevanilli (Aka "Girl You Know It's Girl You Know It's)
7. Fefe Dobson, Dogs Name Dogs Face Dogs Talent (Dogs Collar)
8. Why Do Anime Chicks Like Intelligent Men?...Because Opposites Attract
9. Drowning Caitlan Betchel In Her Fake Ass Tears
10. Androgyny Isn't Hardcore (But Hey, Neither Are We)
11. 9/13/93
12. Awaiting The Video Game Crash
13. Adam Cooley's Girl Is Lame (But He's Still Mah Dawg)
14. Napalm Sticks To Little Girls
15. New Games Suck, But They're Still Better Than Girls
16. We Blew Up The Blood Banks To Kill You Vampire Wannabes And Your Girlfriends
17. Unfuckable Girls With Huge Mullets From The 80's
18. Shoujocide
19. Maury Povich Will Be Right Back After These Messages
20. Rape A Redhead In A Santa Hat For The Brothas That Ain't Here No Mo
21. New Black Eyed Peas Vs. Old Black Eyed Peas (White Girls Ruin Everything)
22. Shit, Aren't Those Your Panties In That Vending Machine?
23. Yu Gi Oh Theme Song
24. John Romero Will Make You His Bitch
25. Sebastianna's Coke Nail
26. Psychic Enemy Hotline
27. Adult Swim Vs. Mindless Self Indulgence In The Battle For Most Annoying Fan Base Ever
28. And The Winner Is...Dir En Grey!!
29. The Tale Of Jennifer Being Kicked Off CM's Friend List Pt.1
30. The Tale Of Jennifer Being Kicked Off CM's Friend List Pt.2
31. If You Were A True Gamer Girl, You'd Jam On My Joystick
32. Neopets Doesn't Count As A Strategy Game
33. EGM Tribute Song
34. Electronic Gay-ming Monthly (R U E For Sony To Fuck Your Ass?)
35. Did You Eat Craps (J-Rock Got Me Nothing But Enemies Pt.2)
36. News Flash: Krystal Yang Finally Comes Forward About Being The Cause Of The Herpes Epidemic Within The Visual Kei Scene
37. Xbox Murder Mystery 2 Electric Boogaloo
38. Waiting For Magenta On The Porch With Shotgun In Hand
39. Suitcase Girl (Some Assembly Required)
40. The Only Good Thing That Ever Came Out Of Her Mouth Was My Black Cock
41. Pokerap
42. If Promiscuity Was An Olympic Event You'd Be Polishing That Gold Medal Right Now
43. Some Girl On IMDB Said Battle Royale 2 Was Better Than The Original
44. This Is Adam Cooley's World, You Hoes Just Live In It
45. Zack Morris's Cell Phone
46. Music To Pop Zits To
47. Not Quite Gamers, Not Quite Whores, Failures At Both
48. I Bet There Were Otaku In The Heaven's Gate Cult
49. Cunt Flavored Slushies
50. The Crackpipe In Elizabeth's Handbag
51. Why Princesses Wear Pink
52. Hoobastank Made Her Do It - The Rachelle Waterman Story, Tonight On Lifetime
53. Let's Just Pretend You Tried To Rape Me So My Parents Won't Think I'm A Slut
54. Crazy Joe Will Smash You With This Truck And Drag You Under The Trailer Tandems
55. Maximum Scene Points For Being A Tranny
56. The Song That Killed On Unfortunate DDR Champ (And Injured 3 Others)
57. What? Another Sex Tape?
58. No, One Rakey Blowjob Behind The Karaoke Room At Otakon Does Not Entitle You To A Free PSP
59. Does Ubisoft Fix Your Mascara When You Cry After Losing?
60. Telling The Camera Guy From Bang Bus To Shut The Fuck Up
61. If A Dead Rock Star Were Gonna Posess Anyone, Why The Fuck They Choose An Obsessed Fancunt Like You
62. Krystine Krystine, Wannabe Groupie Machine
63. Mary Kate's Coke Nail
64. Mary Kate's Coke Nail Vs. Sebastianna's Coke Nail
65. Lining Up All The Spongebob Queerpants Fans And Chopping Off Their Heads One By One...Genetic Cleansing At It's Finest
66. Fuck, You're Not Even Pretty When You Cry
67. Get Fucking Cancer
68. The New Video Game Crash
69. This Is Track Sixty-Nine!!! (Featuring Girls Against Boys Guy, And Snapcase Guy And Nick Cave)
70. No One Should Die At A Concert, But Everyone Should Die At A Rave

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Rangers and Riders

Split, 2006, Auto-Production

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual : Rangers and Riders

Tracklist

AUTOMATIZED CYBORG DEATH
1. Rangerside '05 Representin' !!! (Korosou Sentai HorruMasta)
2. Henshin Up Your Ass !!! (Only a Ranga' Can Kill a Ranga')
3. Jorosou ACD Ranger Vs. Filler Song Dengekitai ... Battle Out of Boredom !!!
4. Battle Fever A Go-Go...
5. Giant Rubber Monster Killing Visual Kei Kids (I Bet You'd Fuck Me if I Looked Like Gackt)
6. Delusions of Ranger !!!
7. Backstage Bukkake With Amy Jo Johnson (if Only My Father Could See Me Now)
8. This Is Tokusatsu Bitch !!! (Did You Actually Think We'd Forget One of These)
KINDERGARTEN HAZING RITUAL
9. X-Rider Super High Cock ! (You Haven't Made it Until at Least 3 Alt Models Have Added You to Their Friends List)
10. Let's Go Godflesh Rider Kick ! (Drum Machines Have No Souls... and Neither Do Girls)
11. Next Time on Maury, Who Mah Baby Daddy ?? (Empire Rider V3 !)
12. 5 Kamen Riders Bukkakke Dorky Girl with Big Tits ("Ami Or Yumi ? Ami Or Yumi ?")
13. Shut Up Boy, You Ain't No Kamen Rider 5, You Rideman ! (Divorce Cocktail Dinner)
14. Government of Darkness Roll Call ! (Whoa Oh, I Think el Gordo Is Gonna Eat la Flaca)
15. When 8 Kamen Riders Ride on Out Enemies (if I Wanted to Meet Girls, I Would've Become an Ecstasy Dealer)
16. Ambitions of a Kamen Ridah (The ICP Are Visual Kei)
17. Kamen Rider XXX, Ride or Die ! (Silly Rabbit, Whores Don't Go to Heaven)
18. Stripper Shoes to Prom ("I'm a Ridah !")

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Grind Theft Auto

Split, 2006, Self-Produced

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual : Grind Theft Auto

Tracklist

GOZER
1. The Twenty Not Burger Theory
2. Statement of Intent
3. I Swear to God We Used to Be Friends
4. Grindcore Is a Chick Magnet
5. A Toilet with 500 Channels
6. Bruce Campbell Is God Pt. 2
KINDERGARTEN HAZING RITUAL
7. A Glimpse at Capcom, Not Presenting
8. I Ain't Saying Girl Gamers Are Goldiggers...Oh Wait Yes I Am
9. Chest Tattoos Make for Easier Targets
10. Sucking Dick for Memory Cards
11. Capcom in the Process of Not Presenting
12. Making the Eyeliner Wearing Cunt at Cold Stone Strip for Her Tip
13. G4 Telethon to Feed Kristen "Skeletor" Holt
14. That's Not in the Works at Capcom
15. God's in His Heaven, the Street Fighter Movie Doesn't Exist, and All Is Right with the World
16. Dr. Uwe Boll ?
17. Capcom Did Not Present the Street Fighter Movie (Again, it's Not Real)
18. In Flames Should Do a Song with Ma$e
19. 50 Cent Used to Play Goldar on the Power Rangers
20. If I Win the Lottery, I'm a Pay HOT97 to Play our Shit
21. This Has Not Bbeen Presented by Capcom

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German War Tank - Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

Split, 2006, Auto-Production

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual : German War Tank - Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

Tracklist

GERMAN WAR TANK
1. Girth
2. Ezra's Raygun
3. Fat Flemmies
4. Calendar Year
5. Mitsy the Bat
6. My Sister Is a Size Queen
7. F Stop
8. Lick Most Plastic Awful
9. Death Valley '47
10. Noon Day Sun
11. Telephones
12. Communist Knuckleheads
13. Outro / Jerks in Space
KINDERGARTEN HAZING RITUAL
14. And I'm Being Told That Capcom Are Still Not Presenting
15. Fuck You Space Cowboy
16. Dude "He Made Thriller" Is Really Not a Good Defense
17. KHR Will Not Appear on the OC Unless We Get to Run a Train on Rachel Bilson
18. Girl Mosh Equals Asking for it
19. My Other Nintendog Is a Vagina
20. My Friend Is Suing Coheed and Cambria Because that Guys Voice Made His Dog Purposely Run in Front of a Car
21. The People's Doom (Based on the Rudy Poo Candy Ass Video Game)
22. You Can Call it Objectification, I Call it Focusing on the Positive
23. What Kind of Gay Ass Superpower Is "Heart"?
24. Quitting the Internet (and Coming Right Back to it Two Days Later)
25. Still No Presentation by Capcom
26. Is it Just a Coincidence that Everyone Complaining About File Sharing Puts Out Shit that Isn't Worth Spending Any Money On ?

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Myspace....... the Album

Album, 25 Décembre 2007, 37564 Recordings

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual : Myspace....... the Album

Tracklist

1. Due to Their MySpace Addiction, Capcom Will Not Be Presenting
2. Full Body Pics or You're Fat
3. Does Forbidden Fuck All Those Bands, or Do They Just Add Her Because They Think She Will ?
4. All Bi Girls Are Fucking Cheaters
5. Hey Lookit Me I'm Bi !
6. Dana Dearmond's Got the Angles
7. I'd Make a Song Called "Please Don't Post Goddess Bunny In My Comments", But Then Everyone Would Just Go and Do it
8. Altmodel Is Just a Photoshop Setting
9. Androgynous Is the Only Big Word You Know
10. Like I'll Really Meet Chrissy Moran if I Join Mate1.com
11. Bad Things Will Happen if You Don't Repost This
12. Beetlejuice: Hermaphrodite Gigolo
13. Bonsai Kittens Dot Com Is Fake
14. Aww, They're Updating the Server... Let's Play Pac Man
15. MySpace Is Cancer
16. The Fine Art of Lying About Your Age: Chapter One - Don't Worry, I'm Legal, I Swear
17. The Fine Art of Lying About Your Age: Chapter Two - I'm 99 Years Old, I'm Mysterious
18. The Fine Art of Lying About Your Age: Chapter Three - I'm Not Old I Swear
19. Respect Me, I'm Not an Object, Stop Hitting On Me, Look at My Boobies !!!!!
20. You're Still a Suicide Girl on the Inside (You Damn Sure Ain't One on the Outside Anymore)
21. Hey Grrl in a Le Tigre Shirt, Don't You Know That You Listening To KHR Is Like CM, a Black Dude, Listening Skrewdriver
22. What's a Juggalo ? A Nazi Wigger Faggot That's What
23. Simple Plan Made Him Do it
24. Isn't Announcing Your Bands Breakup on MySpace Like Breaking Up with Your Bitch Over Email
25. Featured Band: Emo Bullshit 98473249
26. Sex with the 48 Year Old Man Who Poses as Tila Tequila
27. Rockstardumb
28. Hey Anniethrax, I Told Scott Ian About You... He's Gonna Fucking Shoot You
29. You Don't Have a MySpace, MySpace Has You
30. I'll Help You Win a Free IPod If You Promise Me Head
31. Shoot Da Wanksta and Win a PSP
32. I Hope You Know Once You Win the Free IPod I'm Gonna Mug You and Rape You for it
33. AIM Me: Trmpstmp69
34. Bulletin Title: Bukakke Whores
35. The Name "Thrashley" Actually Makes You Less Metal
36. Timer ? What's a Timer ? On a Camera ? What's That ?
37. Xarsenick Didn't Add Us, We're Doomed to Fail, Let's Break Up
38. Having 1000 Friends Isn't Such a Spectacular Feat When it's All Girls You Added So You Could Remember to Jack Off to Their Pictures
39. You Can Always Tell a Preppy Bitch by How Many People Besides Herself Are in Her Pictures
40. Who'll Fuck Tom First, Krystine or Sebastianna ?
41. I'm Jenna Jameson, No, I'm Jenna Jameson, No ! I'm Jenna Jameson !!
42. It's a Rule, You Know ? All Porn Stars Must Have a MySpace (Before the Imposters Show Up)
43. My New One Man Band, We Play Grind, Electronica and Xtian Rap
44. Posting the Pic of Yourself Standing in the Street Barefoot And Pregnant on MySpace... Priceless
45. Don't Get More Friends Than Tom, He'll Kick You Off
46. So, Lemme Guess, Your Mother Named You Mosh-elle ?
47. How Long Before That Pic of You Kissing Your Bitch Makes You Feel Stupid ?
48. Tom Is the 48 Year Old Man Who Poses as Tila Tequila
49. Fuck Your Ringtone
50. I Swear, I Totally Banged Zenova... She Had a Cock
51. Fuck You and Your Anime Hair
52. Girls Don't Really Like KHR (15 Year Old Poser Cunts, Stop Adding Us)
53. Thanks for the Add
54. This Hollaback Girl Video in My Profile Is an Expression of My Individuality Man !
55. Extreme Noise Tara... Yeah... Sure... Right...
56. That Tramp Stamp of Yours Doesn't Make You an Alt Model
57. You Don't Really Like That Band, You Just Think Their Singer Is Hot
58. Sorry, an Unexpected Error Has Occurred
59. You Know Cory's New Pic of the Redhead Getting Smacked Makes You All Warm and Fuzzy Inside
60. How MySpace Singlehandedly Resurrected the Dreaded Chain Letter Trend
61. You Like KHR Yet You Don't Realize Many of Their Songs Are Preaching Hate Towards You
62. Dir En Grey Don't Care That You Made Them a MySpace (J-Rock Got Me Nothing But Enemies Pt.3)
63. News Flash: ...Add My Friend... Please ?
64. You've Left a Lot of Comments for This Band... It's Obvious You're Fucking Them
65. Everyone Who Answered Yes On The Pro-Choice Survey Is Getting Kicked Off When Fox News Takes Over
66. Being the New MP3.com Won't Save MySpace from Being the New Home Of All The World's Trash
67. Don't Call it Devil's Advocate
68. Full Body Pics and Still Fat
69. Having 69 Tracks on Your Album Is Fucking Cheesy as Hell

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You Only Really Have Freedom of Speech When Nobody's Listening

Compilation, 15 Fevrier 2010, 37564 Recordings

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual : You Only Really Have Freedom of Speech When Nobody's Listening

Tracklist

1. 11-13-04 (The Swarm)
2. Only Pizzafaced Retards Worship Playstation 2
3. Jen Has Herpes and Gonnorhea
4. Ray Fucking McVeigh Is D's Baby Daddy
5. Dr. Wily Lives in Canada
6. If This Were 1974 You'd Be Too Busy Sucking My Dick to Watch InuYasha
7. Anne Hathaway's Soul Only Went for a Dollar on Ebay (and Anna Nicole's Was Only a Nickel)
8. Backstreet 3:16 Says Your Simple Life Was Just Shattered
9. How Many Anime Girls Does It Take to Paint a Wall? Depends How Hard You Throw Them
10. Dis Joint Is Fo Da Ladies (Youarenotmyfrienddie)
11. Wound (Godflesh)
12. Capcom Doesn't Present...
13. Did Riot Grrl Die Yet? I Wanna Be Able to Leave The House Again Someday
14. You Cannot Be a Milf at Fifteen
15. In Case You Didn't Know, Goth People Still Suck
16. Headline: Jaime, Dead After Emergency Workers Tried to Remove Her from the Couch Where She Had Remained for About Six Years
17. I Know Why They're Calling It Snake Eater
18. Bitch, Those Are My Anytime Minutes
19. Does Crunk Exist in Canada?
20. All the Worlds Trash Live at Batsu.Com
21. George Lucas Is the Biggest Douche This Side of Tatooine
22. X-Box Murder Mystery, the Home Game
23. Did You Know I Have Tomoko Kawase's Head in My Fridge
24. Mimetic (Discordance Axis)
25. Mall Goth Mutilation
26. Cosplay Meth Queen (Psycho Le Cemu Will Dress Up Like Muppets for Food)
27. How to Successfully Escape the Maury Show After Maury Pro-Bitch Has Informed You That the Guy You're Trying to Scam Is Not Your Baby Daddy
28. Maritza Ferrer Es Barbara Montesinos
29. Capcom Continues to Not Present
30. Open Letter to Dir En Grey
31. Open Letter to the Apple Snobs Pt 2
32. Open Letter to the Apple Snobs Pt 1
33. Open Letter to Everyone Who Bought A P S P
34. Open Letter to Jen Herpes Jen
35. Open Letter to Lars Ulrich
36. Open Letter to the Fat Ugly Cunt at Wendys
37. Open Letter to the Feminists
38. Open Letter to J P N
39. Open Letter to the Girls on Myspace Who Add Every Grind Band
40. Open Letter to the W B Pt 1 & 2
41. The Infamous Shinobi 3 Sound Test Song
42. Open Letter to Head
43. Open Letter to Westchester County
44. Try Not to Suck Any Dicks on Your Way Back from Japan
45. And I'm Being Told That Capcom Are Still Not Presenting
46. Fuck You Space Cowboy
47. "Dude He Made Thriller" Is Not Really a Good Defense
48. K H R Will Not Appear on the O C
49. Girl Mosh = Asking for It
50. My Other Nintendog Is a Vagina
51. My Friend Is Suing Coheed and Cambria Because the Guys Voice Caused His Dog to Run in Front of a Car
52. The Peoples Doom (Based on That Rudy Poo Candy Ass Video Game)
53. You Call It "Objectification", I Call It "Focusing on the Positive"
54. What Kind of Gay Ass Superpower Is Heart
55. Quitting the Internet (and Then Coming Back to It Two Days Later)
56. Still No Presentation by Capcom
57. Is It Just a Coincidence That All the Artists Complaining About Downloads Put Out Shit That Isn't Worth Spending Money on?
58. X-Rider Super High Cock!
59. Lets Go Godflesh Rider Kick!
60. Next Time On Maury, Who Mah Baby Daddy?
61. 5 Kamen Riders Bukkakke Dorky Girls with Big Tits
62. Shut Up Boy, You Ain't No Kamen Rider, You Rider Man
63. Government of Darkness Roll Call
64. When 8 Kamen Riders Ride on Our Enemies
65. Ambitions of a Kamen Ridah
66. Kamen Rider X X X
67. I'm a Rider!
68. A Glimpse at Capcom, Not Presenting
69. I Ain't Saying Girl Gamers Are Goldiggers...Oh Wait Yes I Am
70. Chest Tattoos Make for Easier Targets
71. Sucking Dick for Memory Cards
72. Capcom in the Process of Not Presenting
73. Making the Eyeliner Wearing Cunt at Cold Stone Strip for Her Tip
74. G4 Telethon to Feed Kristen "Skeletor" Holt
75. What's Not in the Works at Capcom
76. God's in His Heaven, the Street Fighter Movie Doesn't Exist, and All Is Right with the World
77. Dr. Uwe Boll?
78. Capcom Did Not Present the Street Fighter Movie (Again, It's Not Real)
79. In Flames Should Do a Song with Mase
80. 50 Cent Used to Play Goldar on the Power Rangers
81. If I Win the Lottery, I'mma Pay Hot 97 to Play Our Shit
82. This Has Not Been Presented by Capcom
83. Sick and Tired (Napalm Death Cover)
84. All Links Severed (Napalm Death Cover)
85. Backstage Chopping Up Lindsay
86. Backstage Disposing of Lindsay
87. Barbed Wire Dildo
88. Bomb Orange County Before Another Hair Metal Core Band Is Formed
89. Fuck Kids with Lives
90. Katie Suicide Is Comin' to Kill Us
91. ...I'm Back...in Pog Form
92. I'm Sorry You Got Your New Years Kiss from a Two Thousand and Whore
93. Senseless Virus (Remix of Iron Bitchface)
94. River City Ransom (Rejected Version)
95. Mah Ho Did It
96. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer and Survived...Jaime Wasn't So Lucky
97. (Gangsta Rap, S'mores Schnapps and) Chiaki Kuriyama: Professional Crotch Stabber
98. Memetic (Discordance Axis) (Take 2009)
99. Petition to Get Abbath Doom Occulta Cast As Zartan in the G.I. Joe Movie

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All Kids Love Spiked Bat

Album, 07 Novembre 2010, 37564 Recordings

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual : All Kids Love Spiked Bat

Tracklist

1. Spiked Bat Wishes
2. Douchebag 3 : 16 Says You're Fucking Dead
3. Bomb The OC Before Another Shitty Hair Metalcore Band Is Formed
4. Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Photoshop
5. Sicksystemsoilbleedsblackillusions (Nasum cover)
6. Real Dolls Were Invented Because You Fucking Suck
7. Product Of A Gang Bang
8. Song We Wrote When We Heard Electronic Gaming Monthly Was Dead

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The Leviathan's Mandible? - ?Kindergarten Hazing Ritual? - Panspermia

Split, 2011, Torn Flesh Records

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual : The Leviathan's Mandible? - ?Kindergarten Hazing Ritual? - Panspermia

Tracklist

KINDERGARTEN HAZING RITUAL
1. Gritty Reboot of the Teletubbies
2. Duke Nukem for Never Ever Ever Again
3. This Is not a Cover of Throne of Rats
4. Ithink Ipood (m)Ipants
5. Trolling in Real Life
6. Gratuitous Oral for Memory Devices
7. C'mon, Haven't You Kids Ever Heard of Pornogrind?
8. The Pie Is a Lie too (Or What i Learned from Having a Suicidegirls Account)
9. Why You Won't Admit You Were a Weaboo Once
10. M.H.N.F.
THE LEVIATHAN'S MANDIBLE
11. And the Children Became the Sloth
12. M.O.A.B.
13. Termites in Cellar Doors
14. Synronize and Dehumanize
15. Cock Slap the Vatican
16. Faith Healer
17. Home Is Where They Hang the Bodies
18. Blessed are the Sentinels Drenched in the Blood of Vermin
19. The Truths You Don't Know Will One Day Destroy You
PANSPERMIA
20. Metamorphosis of Conciousness (The Bizarre Exorcism)
21. Genetic Distortions and Lycanthropic Trances
22. When Chemicals Melt Perspectives
23. Weltenshunkrieg-Project W.V.W. (The Telepathic Lobotomy)
24. Between Illusion and Truth

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Myspace is dead

MCD, 23 Avril 2011, Trashfuck Net

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual : Myspace is dead

Tracklist

1. When We Last Left Our Heroes...
2. It Has Ceased To Be! E's Expired And Gone To Meet It's Maker! 'E's A Stiff! Bereft Of Life!
3. Dimitri Maximoff Is Not Amused
4. Upward And Uninteresting
5. You Spell Your Name With Dollar $ign$
6. The Teen Wolf Remake Is Cancelled, This Casting Call Is Abandoned, GO HOME!
7. Let Your Half Mast Freak Flag Burn Or "I Like All Kinds Of Music Except Rap And Country"
8.It Was Great Until Those Assholes Showed Up, Wasn't It?
9. Bill Murry Is Michael Cera In Groundhog Life
10. You Can All Quit Anytime You Want... Go On Now ...Do It
11. My First Lynch Mob... From Playskool

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Fuck Capcom

Album, 03 Mai 2011, 37564 Recordings, Grindcore Karaoke

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual : Fuck Capcom

Tracklist

1. Keiji Inafune Created Mega Man Because He's a Fucking Pedo
2. And Where Is Captain Commando? He's at Home Washing His Tights
3. Will Let You Make Shitty Films of Our Games for Food
4. Super Turbo Ultimate Champion Edition Vs. Hyper Dual Shock Final
5. Hey, It's Not Racist If They're Dead
6. I'm Too Tired to Redraw These Sprites, Lets Just Use the Old Ones
7. Millenium Fail Dream Match Forever
8. Toim to Hant

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...Because Reality Is Shit

Album, 21 Août 2011, Grindcore Karaoke

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual : ...Because Reality Is Shit

Tracklist

1. Act 1, Scene 1
2. Somehow He Contracted Self Diagnosed Aspergers
3. Attack of The Cannibal Quacks
4. Act 12, Stage 8
5. A Stripper Named Gertrude
6. Paula Deen Sings The Hits: Twisted Sister
7. I Hope Some Dude From A Black Metal Band Takes a Picture of You After You Blow Your Brains Out
8. Jamie Bunker’s Power Mullet Says Gaiares is Pretty Awesome
9. Ladies and Gentlemen, Schadenfruede and The Pips
10. Imogen Heap Shall Serenade Them When They Die
11. I've Lost My Library Card, I'm in a K-hole, I'm a Prick
12. Hellbent For Heathers
13. Act 6, Stage 9
14. Music For 13 Year Old Girls To Cut Themselves To (When They're Not Throwing Acid At Each Other)
15. My Soul Infested with Swimming Horses of Blood
16. The New Scared Straight (As Proposed by Tossed Salad Man)
17. The Trend is Undead (The Great Zombie Trendkill - Fuck Yeah)
18. Bomb Hollywood Before Michael Bay Makes Another Film
19. Telemundo Estilo De Vila Masoquismo
20. The Christine Chubbuck Anniversary Special
21. Act 77, Stage 9
22. Pissing on Your Kids Roadside Memorial
23. Act 18, Stage 77
24. The Perils of Penelope Pin-up
25. Quit Encouraging Bedroom Mosh Nintendo!
26. Like an Autotune Giraffe
27. Loldongs? Fucking LOLDONGS?!!
28. Cannabis Mutants From Outer Space Washed My Dishes Yesterday, I Thanked Them and They Gave Me Free Tickets to a Michael Jackson Concert
29. FINAL STAGE
30. I Just Fell Asleep and You Woke Me With Your Cannibalistic Soccer Errors
31. Should Have Died at Twenty Seven

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Continuing the War on X-Mas (Because There Will Be Nothing Better to Do on That Day Because We Are O

Single, 15 Décembre 2012, 37564 Recordings

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual : Continuing the War on X-Mas (Because There Will Be Nothing Better to Do on That Day Because We Are O

Tracklist

1. All I Want for X-Mas Is Cobie Smulders Two Front Teeth (Knocked Out)
2. Life Vs. Toys R Us Kids (The Rematch)

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That Awkward Moment Between Your Birth and Your Death

Album, 16 Juillet 2013, 37564 Recordings

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual : That Awkward Moment Between Your Birth and Your Death

Tracklist

1. Awkward at Birth
2. The STD They Don't Warn You About
3. Ferris Bueller's Off Day
4. Not Sexy and Used to It
5. Bronies Vs. Moonies Vs. Trekkies Vs. Juggalos Vs. Ravers
6. Pokeballgags 50% Off at Giggles
7. Act 6 Chapter 89
8. Next Time, Be More Elitist
9. Damage Control Barbie
10. This Is Not the Official Parody of District (6)9 Xxx
11. Act 18 Chapter 43
12. Miss OMG-Me-Too
13. 50 Shades of OH Fucking Christ
14. This Place Is Dead Anyway
15. (S)top40 Hits
16. #numberonereasonwhy You Should Be Shot in the Face
17. The Bottom Line (Because Stone Cold ET Said So)
18. Hello, I'm Darwin and This Is Jackass
19. Awkward in Death

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Big Trouble in Little Tokyo

Split, 2014, 37564 Recordings

0cadavernamedAlison0 : Big Trouble in Little Tokyo

Tracklist

KINDERGARTEN HAZING RITUAL
1. You're Not Depressed, You're Just Heterosexual (They're Similar)
2. Can You Culturally Validate My Parking
0CADAVERNAMEDALISON0
3. Fortheloveofnothing
4. (When You Wake) You're Still in a Lovesliescrushing Induced Nightmare
5. Frou Frou Tinkerwench in Midsummer Fires

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