1. DIXI

Soon all humans shall live in fear,
Because a cruel invasion’s near.
Blue spionage pods by night arrive,
In toxic fluids our agents hide.

Collect and filter all the shit,
And salvage what is left in it!
A computer brain of dead nerve cells,
That if turned on all secrets tells.
By shit-i-ficial intelligence,
We smash even your best defense!

We dull the minds of your working class,
All secretly and through the ass.
By suppositories of mind control,
And scan the structure of their bowels.

We hypno you to build just crap.
If spaceship sonar blasters zap,
The concrete quakes and your guts, too!
Filling pants and boots with tons of poo!
You have no hope, you won’t resist,
Just one more stroke on our list,
You’ll live in endless tyranny,

‘Cause we are the dixi!!!!!!!
Resistance is futile!!!!

But even if the masterplan fails,
We strive for reign and will prevail!
We’ll blackmail you with the fear in your hearts,
Selling pictures of your genital parts!


2. CHOCOLATE IN MY BEER

Yesterday’s weather was so nice
It was one of the greatest days in my life
The sun was shining, and I had a beer
But than the shit happened now I live in fear

I vomit, I vomit, I vomit chocolate
I vomit, I vomit, I vomit in
I vomit, I vomit, I vomit my
All comes out of my stomach beer

Tell me who is that god, who’s evil enough to play me this Joke
Satan swears by his blood, beer is too holy not made for Some choc.

Now I vomit ‘till my throat is swollen
The guy who did this is a fucking felon
I think I will die because of this taste
It tastes like urine mixed with some waste

I vomit, I vomit, I vomit chocolate
I vomit, I vomit, I vomit in
I vomit, I vomit, I vomit my
All comes out of my stomach beer

Oh holy father, oh prince of darkness
Tell me the reason for such punishment
A life without beer is a life without fun
Similar to hip hop all night long

I vomit, I vomit, I vomit chocolate
I vomit, I vomit, I vomit in
I vomit, I vomit, I vomit my
All comes out of my stomach beer

Tell me who is that god, who’s evil enough to play me this Joke
Satan swears by blood, that he is not guilty, it wasn’t His job
Fuck of you bastards, my hate will return
I mix beer with pepper, your stomachs will burn..


3. HAMMER SMASHED HAMSTER

My biggest whish is to join a band
Of evil metal – satan is grand!
But the guys doubt my brutality
So I prove a cruel mentality

As I stroll back from the next pet shop
Encaged the victim for my bloody crop.
My place is locked – a deadly Trap
A cruel tool rises from a pile of scrap.

Cute fur bastard whimper and squeal!
My demonic soul through blood reveals!
Hell lord heed my sacrifice!
Hammer smashed hamster!

I will hunt you for my perverse pleasure!
Your pain and fear beyond all measure!
Die beneath a pound of steel!
Hammer smashed hamster!

Damn’ rodent flees, the table splinters
Along crash lamp, pc and printer.
Behind the couch, whizzing refugee
Pillow massacre in raging melee.

Devastation – anger’s fuel
All wrecked from tv down to stool
To end this I grab him - no pardon
To grind him savely in the garden

Cute fur bastard whimper and squeal!
My demonic soul through blood reveals!
Hell lord heed my sacrifice!
Hammer smashed hamster!

I will hunt you for my perverse pleasure!
Your pain and fear beyond all measure!
Die beneath a pound of steel!
Hammer smashed hamster!

I raise the hammer to triumph at last,
But my hand explodes in a sniper’s blast.
A chainsaw tears my spine apart
Shotgun’s chough blows chest and heart.

The dum-dum bullets waist my brain
And all my struggle’s now in vain.
Beware all metal satanists!
Cause greenpeace swat it does exist!

Cute fur bastard whimper and squeal!
My demonic soul through blood reveals!
Hell lord heed my sacrifice!
Hammer smashed hamster!

I will hunt you for my perverse pleasure!
Your pain and fear beyond all measure!
Die beneath a pound of steel!
Hammer smashed hamster!