1. HYBORIAN TALE

[Mongol General:]
Hao! Dai ye! We won again!
This is good, but what is best in life?

[Mongol:]
The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist,
And the wind in your hair.

[Mongol General:]
Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?

[Conan:]
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you,
And to hear the lamentation of their women.

[Mongol General:]
That is good! That is good.

High atop the mountains, overlooking the seas
Stands the hessia warrior, on the skulls of his enemies
Cunning and fierce, he mounts his steed
As he rides on, in serach of his destiny

While stopping to smoke the earth's sweet leaf
The hessian warrior is ambushed by thieves
Crimson eyed and mind of stone, he draws his blade
The thieves are cut down, yea they're laid to graves

As thehessian warrior rides through the gates
He enters the palace, the guards are slain with haste
Approaching the throne room, he unsheathes his sword
The Emperor's beheaded, his kingdom's overthrown, yea
Approaching


2. TOWERS OF BLACK

High above in the black tar towers
Dwells a wizard with evil powers
As he chants spells across the land
With dope in lung and bong in hand

Far below in the sleepy village
The townsfolk minds are pillaged
Their thoughts, twisted and slow
Their bodies, under his control

As they chase the black tar dragon
The dark wizard cast his magic
Their souls now forever black
Dope fiend soldiers loyal till death


3. DEEP SPACE DOOM

Children from the stars,
Foreign life born from Mars
Travelers of deep space,
Destroyers of the human race
The Martian priest chants the prophecy of doom,
All life here will end soon
Take your final hits of weed
Now watch the sun fade to green...

Sailors of the cosmic seas,
Smokers of cryptic space leafs
Masters of time and space
Destroyers of the human race
The Martian priest chants the prophecy of doom,
All life here will end soon
Take your final hits of weed,
Now watch the sun fade to green...


4. ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE 420

"When there's no more room in hell,
The dead will walk the earth."

In blackened skies glow red suns,
The time nears of the undead's return
Satan commands their rebirth,
To smoke weed and bring death to the earth
As they arise from their graves,
Satan's unholy slaves
They bring to the earth death and rot,
No hope - all is lost

In blackened skies glow red suns,
The time nears of the undead's return
Satan commands their rebirth,
To smoke weed and bring death to the earth
As they rise from their graves,
Unholy stoner slaves
They bring to the earth doom and gloom,
No hope left, we're all food... Yea...


5. SCUMBAG

Smoke Weed
Snort Coke
Get Drunk
Chase Dope
Fuck Sluts
Take Drugs
Hate Everyone
A life of Scum


6. ACID BLUR (GREEN TAB)

(Instrumental)


7. VAULT DWELLER 13

Rising from a vault of steerl
Blinded by madness, the truth revealed
The world is dead it's so unreal,
Slowly wandering the wasteland fields

As I quest to save the vault
Savage raiders rape and rob
The waste's so cold and grim tonight
The green glow of a city is in my sight

Mutant assault fire heavily rains
Shredded flesh, I scream in pain
As I slam psycho into my arm
My mind goes black and my body numb...
Fuck...

As I approach Necropolis home
Home to ghouls and savages
They say a water chip here I'll find
Perhaps the vault will be saved in time


8. SO HIGH WE HAIL (LORD IN GREEN)

We hate the fucking cops
We like to smoke dank pot
Worship the god of weed
All hail the lord in green
So High...
We Hail...

All hail the lord of dope
Inhale the mystic smoke
We live to see green
So High, So Stoned, So Free...Yea...
So High...
We Hail...