1. ROCK AND ROLL PREACHER

Spoken as a Preacher
Dearly beloved
Brothers and sisters
We are gathered here tonight
To join together this rock and this roll
In earholing catastrophy
For thine is the power and the glory
For ever and ever
Till deaf do us part
Till deaf do us part
Till deaf do us part
Hallelujah (hallelujah)
Hallelujah (hallelujah)
I've seen the light (I've seen the light)
I've seen the light (I've seen the light)
I've seen the light (I've seen the light)
Glory hallelujah honey I'm on fire
Hey hey-hey hey
Hey
Glory hallelujah you're givin' me the bug
(I'm on fire, I'm on fire)
Mister bop-a-lu-la, your boogie is a drug
(I'm on fire, I'm on fire)
My my my you're runnin' with the pack
Gotta get back, gotta get back, gotta get back
All that ferocity, people come and see it for miles
(I'm on fire, I'm on fire)
High speed velocity, see them rockin' in the aisle
(I'm on fire, I'm on fire)
My, my my you're leading me astray
Every other day, every other day, every other day
[Chorus]
Rock and roll preacher I wanna meet ya
I'm on fire (hallelujah), I'm on fire (hallelujah)
Rock and roll sister I can't resist ya
I'm on fire (hallelujah), I'm on fire (hallelujah)
Twenty one sermons ooh when you start to dance
(I'm on fire, I'm on fire)
I pray to heaven you don't get a second chance
(I'm on fire, I'm on fire)
My my my you're runnin' with the pack
Gotta get back, gotta get back, gotta get back
[Chorus]
Rock and roll preacher I wanna meet ya
I'm on fire (hallelujah), I'm on fire (hallelujah)
Rock and roll sister I can't resist ya
I'm on fire (hallelujah), I'm on fire (hallelujah)
I'm on fire
I'm on fire
I'm on fire
Hallelujah (hallelujah)
Hallelujah (hallelujah)
Lordy lordy (lordy lordy)
Lordy lordy (lordy lordy)
Lordy hallelujah honey I'm on fire
[Break]
My, my my you're leading me astray
Every other day, every other day, every other day
[Chorus]
Rock and roll preacher I wanna meet ya
I'm on fire (hallelujah), I'm on fire (hallelujah)
Rock and roll sister I can't resist ya
I'm on fire (hallelujah), I'm on fire (hallelujah)
I'm on fire (hallelujah), I'm on fire (hallelujah)
Lordy lordy
Lordy lordy
Hallelujah (hallelujah)
Hallelujah (hallelujah)
Lordy lordy lordy
Lordy lordy lordy


2. WHEN I'M DANCIN' I AIN'T FIGHTIN'

Let me tell you about the ins and outs of love
Let me tell you about a bit of push and shove
Let me tell you when the hooded terror strikes oh oh
He reaches fever pitch that every lady likes
It doesn't matter if you're naturally one way
It doesn't matter if you're actually well gay
There's nothing like it when sensations coincide oh oh
Given mysteries that flies can never hide
[Chorus]
Oh when I'm dancing
Oh when I'm dancing
Oh I ain't fightin' with you no more
Oh when I'm dancing
Oh when I'm dancing
Oh I ain't fightin' with you no more
Let me tell you about the up and down romances
Let me tell you how the bad girl makes advances
Let me tell you when the hooded terror strikes oh oh
He's a lady killer doing what he likes
[Chorus]
Oh when I'm dancing
Oh when I'm dancing
Oh I ain't fightin' with you no more
Oh when I'm dancing
Oh when I'm dancing
Oh I ain't fightin' with you no more
[Break]
There's nothing like it when frustrations are relieved
And when fantasy ambitions are achieved
[Chorus]
Oh when I'm dancing
Oh when I'm dancing
Oh I ain't fightin' with you no more
Oh when I'm dancing
Oh when I'm dancing
Oh I ain't fightin' with you no more
When I'm when I'm when I'm dancing
Oh when I'm when I'm dancing
Oh I ain't fightin' with you
No
[Spoken]
I ain't dancing


3. TAKE ME BAK'OME

Came up to you one night noticed the look in your eye,
I saw you was on your own, and it was alright, yeh it was alright.
They said I could call you Sidney, oh I couldn't make out why,
standing here on your own an' it was alright, yeh it was alright.

[Chorus]
So won't you take me back home, a take me back home,
and if we can find plenty to do and that will be alright
yeh it will be alright

O you and your bottle of brandy, both of you smell the same,
you're still on your feet, still standing so it was alright,
yeh it was alright.
The superman comes to meet you, looks twice the size of me,
I didn't stay round to say goodnight so it was alright,
yeh it was alright.

[Chorus]

So won't you take me back home my baby, ah won't you take me back home yeh
I said take me, take me take, take me back home,
take me take me take, take me back home oh won't you..


4. EVERYDAY

Everyday when I'm away
I'm thinking of you
Everyone can carry on
Except for we two

And you know that our love
And you know that I
And you know that our love won't die

[Chorus]

And it won't even show
And no-one will know
One little wave
To say you'll behave
It won't even show
How far love can go

Everyday when I'm away
And ther's been a few
Every land I need a hand
To help me come through
And you know etc....


5. LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS

Lock up your daughters
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Sometimes you're acting the fool
Sometimes you're [Break]ing the rules
Sometimes you wanna run away
Sometimes you stay out of school
Well it's a dirty old town
And you know it's where we all belong
Tell your mama back home
She was just the same when she was young
I wanna give you some advice
[Chorus]
Lock up your daughters right now
We'll give you a smile on your face
Lock up your
daughters somehow
This is the time
The time and the place
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Sometimes you whip up a storm
Don't get to bed until dawn
Sometimes you get a little high
And wish you'd never been born
Well it's a crazy old world
Everybody's gotta get along
Tell your Mama back home
It was just the same when she was young
I tell you right now
[Chorus]
Lock up your daughters right now
We'll give you a smile on your face
Lock up your daughters somehow
This is the time
The time and the place
Oh ho ho ho ho ho
[Break]
Repeat [Chorus] 2 times
Lock up your daughters right now
We'll give you a smile on your face
Lock up your daughters somehow
This is the time
The time and the place
We'll take them away


6. WE'LL BRING THE HOUSE DOWN

Woh-oh, woh-oh (x4)

Turn the megawatts way up loud
Send an earth tremor through the crowd
C'mon, ya heads start shakin', C'mon
One twenty in decibels
A rock and rollin' with armpit smells
C'mon, ya heads start shakin', c'mon
I said
[Chorus]
We'll bring the house down (x3)
C'mon 'n' get it (x3)

Now
Headbangers don't buy no soul
All they wanna do is rock and roll away
Let the bass blow you away
Imaginary playing heavy riffs
No diminished no fancy fifths
C'mon, ya heads start shakin', c'mon
[Chorus]
We'll bring the house down (x3)
C'mon 'n' get it (x3)
Woh-oh, woh-oh (x4)
We'll bring the house down
Woh-oh, woh-oh
We'll bring the house down
Woh-oh, woh-oh

[Break]

Days later your ears are still ringing
No voice from shouting and singing it out
Sweating and getting it out

We'll bring the house down
Woh-oh, woh-oh
We'll bring the house down
Woh-oh, woh-oh
We'll bring the house down
C'mon 'n' get it
C'mon 'n' get it
We'll bring the house down
Woh-oh, woh-oh
We'll bring the house down
Woh-oh, woh-oh
We'll bring the house down
Woh-oh, woh-oh (x4)


7. A NIGHT TO REMEMBER

Oh, I know, if you're ready for me, my hot rod's ready to burn
An' I know, if you're waitin' for me, my engine's startin' to turn
I've bin livin' on Platform Nine, travellin' thru'
I've bin savin' my skin machine for you
[Chorus]
Look out … tonight … a-will be … a night to remember
Look out … a-tonight … is a-gonna be … a night to remember
Look out, yeah … look out, yeah
I know, if you're revvin' it up, my radiator will boil
An' I know, if you get into gear, you need a better quality oil
I've bin livin' on borrowed time, well overdue
I've been savin' it all alone for you
[Chorus]
Look out … tonight … a-will be … a night to remember
Look out … 'cos tonight's … gonna be … a night to remember
Look out, yeah … look out, look out
Oh, I know, if you're ready for me, my engine's ready to burn, burn, burn
I know, if you're ready for me, my hot rod's ready to turn
[Chorus]
Look out … tonight … is gonna be … a night to remember
Look out … a-tonight … is gonna be … a night to remember
Look out, yeah … for me,
a night to remember
… a night to remember, look out, yeah … look out, yeah


8. GUDBUY T'JANE

Goodbye to Jane, goodbye to Jane
She's a dark horse see if she can
Goodbye to Jane, goodbye to Jane
Painted up like a fancy young man
She's a queen, can't you see what I mean
She's a queen
See, see, she's a queen
And I know she's alright, alright, alright, alright
I say you're so young, you're so young
I say you're so young, you're so young
I say you're so young, you're so young
I said Goodbye to Jane, goodbye to Jane
Get a kick from her forties trip boots
Goodbye to Jane, goodbye to Jane
Has them made to match up to her suits
She's a queen, can't you see what I mean
She's a queen
See, see, she's a queen
And I know she's alright, alright, alright, alright
I say you're so young, you're so young
I say you're so young, you're so young
I say you're so young, you're so young
I saidGoodbye to Jane, goodbye to Jane
Like a dark horse see how she ran
Goodbye to Jane, goodbye to Jane
Spits on me 'cos she knows that she can
She's a queen, can't you see what I mean
She's a queen
See, see, see, she's a queen
And I know she's alright, alright, alright, alright
I say you're so young, you're so young
I say you're so young, you're so young
I say you're so young, you're so young
Repeat ad lib for fade
I say you're so young, she's alright, alright, alright, alright
I say she's so young, you're so young, alright, alright
I say you're so young ...


9. MAMA WEER ALL CRAZEE NOW

I don't want to drink my whisky like you do
I don't need to spend my money but still do
Don't stop now a-c'mon
Another drop now a-c'mon
I wanna lot now so c'mon
That's right, that's right
I said mama but we're all crazy now
I said mama but we're all crazy now
I said mama but we're all crazy now
A you told me fool fire water won't hurt me
A you tease me and all my ladies desert me
Don't stop now a-c'mon
Another drop now a-c'mon
I wanna lot now so c'mon
That's right, that's right
I said mama but we're all crazy now
I said mama but we're all crazy now
I said mama but we're all crazy now
Stop it
I don't want to drink my whisky but still do
I had enough to fill up "H" Hill's left shoe
Don't stop now a-c'mon
Another drop now a-c'mon
I wanna lot now so c'mon
That's right, that's right
I said mama but we're all crazy now
I said mama but we're all crazy now
I said mama but we're all crazy now
C'mon c'mon
I said my mama we're all crazy now
Repeat to fade
I said mama mama mama mama mama mama mama oh yeah...


10. YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE

When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark
At the end of a storm
There's a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark

Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rain

Though your dreams be tossed and blown...
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,

[refrain]And you'll never walk alone...
You'll never walk alone.
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone...
You'll never walk alone.