1. FECAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME

A consistently high fecal concentration in the
Blood of the mother and the fetus
Malformations in the developing organs
George, born with craniofacial defects
An embryonic tumor chewed up between his teeth

Constantly shoveling his own feces into his mouth
A shit-eaten, shit-eating grin plastered on his face
George, unrepentant in his misunderstanding of
Personal boundaries, arrested at the zoo
Laughing and dancing with
His head lodged in a zebra's ass

Found unmanageable
George retreated from society
And was left to his own devices
Poetry, fine cognac and
An inappropriate hunger
For three squares of
His own waste every day


2. COFFIN EJECTING HEARSE

Seated at Chez Pierre
Sipping on chardonnay
Eating a $35 filet of salmon
Bright blue sky shines down on my blind date and I
A hearse pulls up beside us and gets t-bones at the intersection
A casket flies through the air landing on the maitre d' on the patio
The well dressed corpse vomits all over the soufflé
And the gucci-clad patrons outside

Coffin ejecting hearse: destroys humanity
Coffin ejecting hearse: the recently deceased come for me

Blood, vomit and shit pours on all of us
Embalming fluid turns the salad brown
We barf and run and fucking scream
The final revenge of the well dressed corpse
Landing on the glazed carrots


3. RAISED IN AN OSCILLATED BRAIN TUMOR

Compression drill through cranium
Chewed up scalp toupee on fire
Dig for tissue turned fucking dead
Cancerous tar infests the head

Shredded up
Inside the head
Chewed up inside the head
Fucking dead is fucking head
Shredded up
Inside the head
Raised inside a fucking head
Head is dead fucking dead

A scooped out human head cavity
a gelatinous mass of clear insulation
Provides a welcoming nest propped upright
By a complicated series of vice grips

A mother cat becomes confused
And cannibalizes her young
Once loving place inside the skull
Now chewed up, punctured and...


4. DETRUNKED WIZARDS HACKED TO BLOODIED RIBBONS

4th level life force suddenly challenged by an unseen force
The clenched breaks scream their discontent
The white bearded old man clears the windshield in a second
A fucking mutilation in progress: facial skin splits like rotten tomato
Shards embedded deep within ruptured tissues and punctured grey matter

Calcium deprived limbs snap like rotted twigs dangling from crisp branches
As the seat-belt de-trunks and en-corpses the once mighty Argyth
An enchanted spell book smashes through the back of his shattered skull
And his reservation at the Hilton becomes available once more
RPG'ers shall weep in their cloaks over virgin shirley temples tonight

Argyth's convention keynote address scattered on the road
A silent witness to the fucking gruesome and mysterious slaughter
Detrunked wizard hacked to bloodied ribbons


5. SELF-STRANGULATION IN A LOCKED REFRIGERATOR

Inadequate intake of oxygen
Inordinate compression placed upon the throat
Suspension of breathing occurs
Vice grips about my own life
Viral upper respiratory infection begins to occur
Mucus membranes become inflamed as my corpse slumps down
Strangulated and locked in a refrigerator


6. DRILLING THROUGH TYMPANIC MEMBRANE WITH A CORKSCREW

Grabbed from behind at the Cheap Trick show
Leather gloved hand covers the mouth and restrains the victim
A sophisticated hand-crafted corkscrew
Slammed mercilessly into the side of the head
Puncturing through the lobe and punching through eardrum

The corkscrew is angrily ground deeper yet
Auditory nerves severed fracture rips the channel into tatters
Disruption of the ear ones a spinal fluid lead triggers
Facial nerve injury and the victim begins losing consciousness
Unable to hear his own fucking death screams

Swiss stainless steel penetrates the brain
Internal bleeding causes further damage
Due to perforation and disruptive effects of hemorrhage
Slowing of respiration, transfixed eyeballs and contorted face
A neurosurgical catastrophe as the band opens with "Surrender"


7. IMPROPER DISPOSAL OF MEDICAL WASTE

Breathing life into crazy night deceased
A crazy night killing spree, crazy night madness

Blood, blood products and other bodily fluids
Like shit and urine and goddamn vomit
Or cigarette butts or bandages and surgical sponges
Organic waste such as human tissue, body parts
The placenta and products of conception

An unsuspecting child stuck in the face
By used syringe while retrieving a ball
That bounced into the neighbor's trash
A drunken trash man cut by used syringe
While transferring a load of used diapers into the truth
A hotel housekeeper reaches under the mattress
To change sticky sheets and sticks her hand on a used syringe

Unthoughtful, lazy and stupid humanity
Unregulated disposal and transportation of medical waste


8. EBOLA INFECTED PLANE CRASH VICTIMS RAINING ON A CHURCH PICNIC

Another wonderful sacred Sunday, I'm thinking of molesting a child
I dismiss the thought long enough to bless the potluck lunch
I conclude my prayer and lustfully gaze over my congregation
I look up just in time to lose my toupee to a frisbee gone astray
And then I see horror unfold in the Heavens before me
Two planes collide, six hundred corpses are now falling, I urinate my thong
Charred dismembered and bloody corpses fall like angels
Landing on windows, bikers for Jesus and the church choir
Bodies exploding upon exploding bodies a corpse lands on the
Roof of my Audi, glass shrapnel punctures the organ players eye
I look around me, i see inflammation of the eyes
Blood pouring from ears and nose, survivors begin vomiting a black
Sludge of their disintegrated internal organs
A mesmerizing sight of capillary leakage and vascular collapse
I feel the hemorrhaging in my skin as I convulse in respiratory distress
Diarrhea now buries my infected body
My tongue dissolves and my pancreas seep through my urethra


9. 245 TRIOXIN

Zombie rising - dead are rising
Noxious vapors - eat your brains out
Breathe in 245 trioxin - seep in 245 trioxin


10. REACH AROUND HACKSAW THROAT SLASHING AT A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION

A midsummer's penetrating assault from
A vicious reach-around hacksaw attack
Cold steel teeth slash open all major blood vessels
An explosion of blood prevents the victim form screaming

Muscles and vertebrae lacerated as the city's piss filled air
And bacteria are sucked downward into newly gaping trachea
The blood soaked gurgling corpse falls to sidewalk
As the deranged bearded murderer peers down the street

Just down the block a nuclear bomb detonates
Vaporizing victim and assailant and one hundred million more
All wiped out by the immediate effects of the blast

Thermal and ionizing radiation amidst a torrent of fire
Societal functions cease humanity destroyed in a flash
All wiped out by the immediate effects of the blast
Permanent psychological imprinting of nuclear holocaust occurs
Millions, flesh in tatters, eyeballs bleeding
Stagger lost and cancerous

A midsummer's penetrating assault from
A vicious reach-around hacksaw attack
Cold steel teeth slash open all major blood vessels


11. GUNKED UP TREE CHIPPER

Plasma and organs - an overflow of blood
Too many splinters - from mashed up dead
Blades unwilling - my brow furrowing
Engine uncooperative - a slaughter awaits
My old victims laughing - from beyond the grave
Tree chipper groans in indifference - in my un-amused fucking face


12. AGONIZING HORRENDOUS GASTROINTESTINAL SELF-DEFILEMENT

The party last night was great
And now here I sit in gastrointestinal decay
My sweat stings like tiny scalpels
Feasting upon my unwashed skin
The vile birth scene: a manger of feces
And unconsummated wishes for death
An echoing cry escapes not from this
Lonely place of colorectal torment
A blood drenched porcelain bowl
A nest of vipers infesting my fucking asshole
A shit-caked monstrosity lunges
From bowls into this acid bath
My outer flesh ripped to pieces
Turns drown in blood infested toilet waters
My dying songs are for christ's return
That I may stick his fucking
Head int his atrocious pool of
Occult blood and excrement


13. BLOOD LOSS AND TRAUMA FROM VENGEFUL HATCHET ASSAULT TO PENILE SHAFT

It was a dark and stormy night, white knuckles grab the weapon
Another goddamned vengeful hatchet attack in progress

A cheating spouse confronted by brain damaged quadriplegic partner
For only an instant frenzied cries for forgiveness go unheard
Judgement comes down in the form of a fucking hatchet

An anguished panic stricken scream meets the tearing of skin
The blade hacks through arteries and now severs the fascia
Then slices through cylindrical masses of tissue inside the penis
Broken and forever reduced to a fucking pile of shit

At this time an explosion from the loins
Sprays hot blood outward from gored urogenital diaphragm
Across the room complete vascular collapse
A most anguished look frozen on blood
Caked shocked and lifeless face itty-bitty pecker severed
Fucked beyond fucking belief