President Evil : The Trash 'N Roll Asshole Show

Stoner / Germany
(2006 - AFM Records)
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Lyrics

1. DEATHCAR RACER

So here we are, we are demons on speed
We sport the war, we're tryin' to get what we need
We are waiting for the sign to explode
When we're unleashed we're the kings of the road
Please start your engines, boys
We're about to go as fast as light
All you speedfreaks run your race
When the chase is on and we go again
I can hear my engine scream
I'm a death car racer on a high-speed ring
I am hell on wheels
And we go on, we will never stop
We will never surrender, we will never give up
See us passing by as fast as light
We are laughing in the face of death tonight
Please start your engines, boys
Please start your engines, boys
I'm a death car racer on a high-speed ring
I'm not afraid to die


2. BONELESS

At least there's one little thing left that I want you to know
One last thing left to say
It's 'cos I'm tired and lonely and my power's long gone
Yeah right, I hate the world today
You are my fuel
You are the gasoline
That keeps my motor goin' on
Yeah baby, I feel boneless tonight
But it is different, much easier if you are hre with me
The world seems less like shit
Please be my reason, my power, my remedy
Without it I would quit
You are my fuel
You are the gasoline
That keeps my motor goin' on
Yeah baby, I feel boneless tonight
Feel boneless tonight
When there's too much bullshit to take
When I'm too weak to fight
It is always you who comes to me
Saying "everything is allright"
Baby, I feel boneless tonight
When this world's too complicated
Too frustrating and much too cold
It is always you who comes to me
Saying "you're not alone"
Baby, I feel boneless tonight
Yeah, I feel so boneless tonight


3. THE ELECTROMAGNITIC SUPERSTORM

Come on, I'll take you on a ride
We'll climb to the top of midnight mountain tonight
To join a very special sight
We will see a new age come
And I raise my hands to the sky
To let the storm in
Look ahead into the sky and you will see
How the future reaches out for you and me
Look ahead into the sky and don't be scared
'Cos I am here with you and I'm prepared
If you're here with me, you have nothing to fear
To protect you from the fire therefore I'm here
We will raise your hands up high
To let the storm in
The storm we're calling comes to change
And all structures will be rearranged
Believe me - none will be the same
We will see a new age come
And I raise my hands to the sky
To let the storm in
Look ahead into the sky...
Let the storm in
All you wanted, all you care for
All you dream of will come true
Just in front, behind those clouds
It's waiting all for you
The storm is coming and it brings
A golden time for you and me
He will clean our world of anger, hatred, fear and misery


4. DEMONS EVERYWHERE

Beware, I came to warn you to look around
They're crawling everywhere
Watch out beore it's too late
They're hiding everywhere
Beware, I can hear them come
I can see how they crawl, how they creep
How they slow and silently come to infiltrate your sleep
Please, don't let them in
I can see them in the houses, in the streets
Like a monkey on the back that noone needs
Please, don't let them win
Can't you see what's going on?
I can see what's going wrong
There are demons everywhere
Be strong, refuse the devil in disguise
He' sitting everywhere
Take care, temptation kills you with a smile
It's waiting everywhere
I can see how they crawl, how they creep
How they spread their ugly fingers to get us all
Please, don't let them in
I can see them in the hearts, in the heads
I can see them when I turn on my TV set
Can't you see what's going on?
I can see what's going wrong
There are demons everywhere
I can hear them come...


5. ONE SICK BASTARD

Okay, that's it
This time you really gone too far
You're sick, just leave me alone
A waste of time
I guess that's all that you are
Goodbye, I'm going home
It seems to me you've gone insane
How could it come so far?
Win some - loose some
Some people come - some people go
I thought you'd stay 'til the end
It's hard to say how I could put my trust in you
How I could call you my friend
It seems to me you've gone insane
How could it come so far?
When do you become this fool?
Wearing his brain in a jar
I guess that's all what you are
One damn sick bstard you are


6. TRASH'N ROLL ASSHOLE SHOW

Hey, welcome everybody to the asshole show
Come on in and take a seat
We are here to make your heads explode
We are here to please your needs
We're inviting you to be a part of a real-hell-boogie night
Be a part of our infernal show
We came to hit the lights
All the things you'e seen
In the asshole show
Tell your friends about'em
They all have to know
If you stay with us
With the asshole crew
We're gonna give some hell to you
Tell me how it feels to look around
See the whole crowd go insane
To see how all hell's breaking loose
See them all go up in flames
We're inviting you to be a part of our goddamn asshole show
'Cos it's a long way to the top if you wanna trash'n roll
All the things you'e seen
In the asshole show
Tell your friends about'em
They all have to know
If you stay with us
With the asshole crew
We're gonna give some hell to you
A fucking bastard you are


7. EL SADISTICO

Every day, day in day out
I'm tryin' just to be a man
Every day, day in day out
I'm tryin' to do the best I can
But each day it's getting harder
To fight the evil I feel for you
Soon it's breaking through the surface
And there's nothing can do
And now it's your turn
See me grow to something strange and dangerous
Into something so unexpected, hard to handle
And not quite easy to control
I'm coming and you better get outta my way
You can call me "El Sadistico The Great"
Congratulations
You're my scapegoat today
Look at me and you can see wht is burning in my eyes
Look at me and you can see what is hiding deep inside
And each day it's getting harder
To fight the evil I feel for you
Soon it's breaking through the surface
And there's nothing can do
And now it's your turn
See me grow to something strange and dangerous
Into something so unexpected, hard to handle
And not quite easy to control
I'm coming and you better get outta my way
You can call me "El Sadistico The Great"
Congratulations
You're my scapegoat today


8. 666 ACTION EXPRESS

666...the action express
And so you've cancelled all the dreams you had you say
'Cos there's nobody to share them anyway
And so you've said goodbye to all the hope you had
It is gone and fear has taken it's place instead
And so you say that you're ready
To taste the mouth of the action express
But suicide is for losers
That's what I say
Try to make it better while you're going down
So you've lost all the faith you had to say
It don't matter jesus hates us anyway
And so you say that you're ready
To taste the mouth of the action express
But suicide is for losers
That's what I say
Try to make it better while you're going down
666...the action express


9. RIOT GENERATOR

What if everyday's a mess?Everyday bullshit at it's best
What if everything is shit and noone cares for it
What wouldyou say if we wanted more?
If we were demanding all that's yours
What could you say if we were ready to fight?
If we come for you tonight
I'm a riot...a riot generator
Let's scream for more
Something's going wrong in here
That's why they say revolution is near
And I say our time has come
We've taken this for too long
I'm a riot...a riot generator
What if we want more?
If wen demand what's yours
What if we were ready to fight?
If we come for you tonight
I'm a riot...a riot generator
Let's scream for more
Would it be wrong?
Would it be right?
If we burn this place tonight
Would it be wrong?


10. RAGIN' SILENCE

Goddamn, this is getting weird
And it seems like I can't help it anyway
Right now, I should've somehow
realized this is the price I have to pay
And so I'm searching high and low
For some answers that will get me a quick release
It failed, so I began to pray
To the lord if he can help me please
And the silence keeps raging on
Even when it's quiet I can hear a storm
You keep the silence, still raging on
You've been in my head now for far too long
And it keeps raging on
Sometimes i'm sitting in the dark
In the darkness just trying to
get rid of all this fucking shit
The dissappointment you have pulled me through
Do You believe me, that it's true?
If I tell you I will never be the same
It feels like nothing is for real
Will I ever get some rest again
And the silence keeps raging on...


11. STAR DESTROYER

Well I guess it is better If You come with me now
'Cos something evil this way comes
Well I guess it is better if you follow me
'Cos it's your soul that it wants
It is big, it is bad and it hurts too much
When it gets you inside
Follow me, I know how to handle
This thing called life
Like a star destroyer
I'll do my way
I'm a star destroyer
I make my way
There's no need to be sad, there's no need to be scared
Do not be afraid
There is nothing to worry about
As long as you follow my way
It is cold, it is mean and it hurts too much
When it hits you inside
Come with me Iknow how to handle
This shit called life
Like a star destroyer
I'll do my way
I'm a star destroyer
I make my way


12. MIDNIGHT WEEDTRAIN

I met a man down at entral station
His skin looked pale and green
He said may I introduce myself?
My name is Mr. Thirteen
You're not looking happy, son, he said
You're not satisfied
Take my hand and follow me
I know what you need tonight
The midnight weedtrain's coming
Prepare yourself to ride
What else left to say then he's right
With every single word
He's a man with a mission
Yeah, he's a man that will be heard
So now we're out to save you
From your everyday pain
Yeah, we're out to save you
Just catch the train
The midnight weedtrain's coming
Prepare yourself to ride


13. DEAD MAN'S FLOAT

I light it, inhale it
It's going straight up to my brain
It's taking control now
And I'm defenseless in this game
I'll be trapped in slow motion
I'm waiting here for it to come
And I'm floating here in my jesus christ pose
Trying to forget about all I know
See me tripping here on "Rigor Mortis Road"
Watch me do th dead man's float
I want it, I need it
I start it every day anew
Until my body feels like lead
Until I feel like human clue
It's twisting and turning
And winding deep inside my head
Reality slips away
And now I feel like the dead
I am trapped in slow motion
Finally it has come
I'm floating here in my jesus christ pose
I try to open my eyes
'Cos I realize
Someone's passing by
Trying to find out if I am dead or still alive
But I'm far too paralized

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