1. OBEY THE COWGOD

Are you ready to obey the cowgod?

We live in a country, we can't eat meat
Obey the cowgod
We live in a country, where there is no, there's no Burger Kings
Obey the cowgod
We live in a country, where there is no, there's no McDonald's
Obey the cowgod

Ah dopey, dopey, dopey, dopey
I'm a cow, and I'm gonna roam through your village
And I'm gonna eat all of your food
But you don't care, because I'm a, I'm a... sacred cow!
Obey the cowgod

We live in a country, where there is no, there's no Beefcake The Mighty
Obey the cowgod
We live in a country, where there is no, there's no beef-by products
Obey the cowgod

You, on your knees
You, get on your knees
Where's those two boneheads?
Get on your knees
Hands behind your heads
And on your knees
You, on your knees
You, get on your knees
I said, on your knees
Get on your knees and pray to the cowgod

Eat my burger, for it is my flesh
And drink my milk, for it is my blood
Obey the cowgod


2. THREE LITTLE PIGS

[Spoken]

Why don't you, sit right back,
and I, I may tell you, a tale.
A tale of three, little pigs,
and a big, bad, wolf.

Well the first little piggy, well he was kinda hip.
He spent most of his days, just a dreaming of the city.
And then one day, he bought a guitar.
He moved to Hollywood, to become a star.
But, living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city.
Built his house out of straw, what a pity.
And then one day, jammin on some chords,
Along came the wolf, knocking on his door.

[Chorus]
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in.
Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin!!
Little pig, little pig, let me in.
Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin!!
Well I'm huffing, I'm puffin, I'll blow your house in.
Huffing, puffin, blow your house in.
Huffing, puffin, blow your house in.
Huffing and a puffin and I'll blow your house in!!!

Well the second little piggy, well he was kinda stoked.
He spent most of his time just a ganja smoking.
Huffing and a puffin down on Venice Beach.
Getting paid money for religious speech.
He built his shelter from what garbage he picked.
Mostly made up of old cans and sticks.
Then one day he was cranking out Bob Marley,
And along came the Wolf on his big bad Harley.

[Chorus]

Well the third little piggy, the grade A student.
His daddy was a rock star, named Pig Nugent.
Earned his Masters Degree, from Harvard College.
Built his house from his architect knowledge.
A tri-level mansion, Hollywood Hills.
Daddy's rock stardom, paid for the bills.
And then one day came the old house smasher
The big bad wolf, the little piggy slasher.

[Chorus]

Well the big bad Wolf,
Well he huffed, and he puffed, all that he could.
And low and behold the little piggy's house stood.
"It's made out of concrete!", the little piggy shouted.
The wolf just frowned, as he pouted.
So they called nine-eleven, like any piggy would.
They sent out Rambo, just as fast, as they could.

[Rambo]
"Yo, wolf-face, i'm your worst nightmare, your ass is mine!!!"

[machine gun fire]

Well the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see.
So that's to end the story, for you and me.
If you still give a listen, you just may,
Here a big wolf or little piggy say.

[Chorus]

"And the moral of the story is:
'A band with no talent can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppet show.'"


3. CEREAL KILLER

Follow your nose, it always knows
The flavor of death where ever it goes

Terror in the supermarket, shoppers are in horror,
Shredded boxes in the aisles, corpses on the floor,
Those who ran, this joy is mine, now they're going to pay,
Super gory slaughter now the order of the day!

Toucan Son of Sam!!
Toucan Son of Sam!!
Toucan Son of Sam!!
Toucan Son of Sam!!

Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.

Follow your nose, it always knows
The flavor of death where ever it goes

Orphaned at the age of five, parental guidance missed,
Rice Crispies wouldn't talk to him and he got really pissed,
The remittal chemicals have driven him insane,
Now we know the calling like it's ringing 'round his brain,

Toucan Son of Sam!!
Toucan Son of Sam!!
Toucan Son of Sam!!
Toucan Son of Sam!!

Snap! Crackle! Pop!

Toucan Son of Sam!!
Toucan Son of Sam!!
Toucan Son of Sam!!
Toucan Son of Sam!!

Part of your nutritious breakfast!


4. ROCK 'N ROLL PUMPKING

Rock-N-Roll Pumpkin (Say it again).
[repeat continuously]

We're just pumpin' our kins


5. ANARCHY IN BEDROCK

Anarchy in Bedrock... twitch, twitch

(one, two, three, four)

Right now, hahaha...
I am an Antichrist
I am an anarchist,
Don't know what I want
But know how to get it.
Want to destroy Mr. Slate

Cause I wanna be Fred Flintstone

Anarchy in Bedrock
Stop it sometime it makes Betty and Wilma
Try some flint upside down rubble bubble
Or you can just try Fruity Pebbles

Cause I wanna be Fred Flintstone
In bedrock its the only way to be

Many ways to get what you want
I use Ministry
I use Barney Rubble
I use anarchy

Cause I wanna be, Fred Flintstone
Yabba dabba doo!

Is this the USPA?
Is this Hollywood?
Is this Bedrock?
I thought it was Hollyrock

Cause I wanna be Fred Flintstone
And I wanna be Fred Flintstone
And I wanna be Fred Flintstone

Wilma!


6. ELECTRIC HARLEY HOUSE (OF LOVE)

So you wanna go on the road
Wanna see my love to unfold
You must be young, and you must be bold
On your knees and do as you're told
You pull the trigger of my love gun
Can't you see we'll be having some fun
So meet me by the backstage door
Lift the skirt, and lets go for the

Electric Harley house of love
Electric Harley house of love
Electric Harley house of love
Electric Harley house of love

Got a teen and her love is mine
A guillotine for your head to unwind
Can't you see bitch my heads to the floor
Spin around and we'll go for some more
Can't you see I'm licensing to ill
Wanna taste the blood of your kill
So, reach out and take my hand
We'll be off to Never Never Land

Electric Harley house of love
Electric Harley house of love
Electric Harley house of love
Electric Harley house of love

Come on, boys!

I know you think it's Metallica?
Well if it is my name is "duh"
Would you think we'd rip it off?
I think we did bend over and cough
So they say it's a sign of the times
When the band's chorus doesnt rhyme
It seems to happen all the time
I think we've got one nevermind

With Electric Harley house of love
Electric Harley house of love
Electric Harley house of love
Electric Harley house of love


7. TRIPPIN' ON XTC

Hello, little children, come stand over here
I'm gonna stick you with a hot poo-poo right in the ear
See you boppin' down Melrose with daddy's gold card
I'm gonna hit you in the nose, yea hit you real hard

So I jumped on the bandwagon, big butt tongue waggin'
Rock 'em Sock 'em Robot, jammin' in your butt
White boy, dred bass, funkin' up your face

As I rock out, gonna pop out
Gonna whip my mo-fo sock out
We are trippin' on XTC
Cashin' in on teenage sexuality
Don't you wally bangers wanna be like me?
We are trippin' on XTC
Lemononade, lemononade, lemononade now
Hallucinogenius [4X]

Are you boys on drugs?

Yeah, Jesus Christ
Yeah, he is nice
Yeah, Jesus Christ
Yeah, he is nice

Nastase is just us [repeat]
I'm never coming down

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
I pray the Lord my soul to take


8. MISADVENTURES OF SHITMAN

What is that smell?

Walking through the plant today, scooping up what gets away
It's poo poo, poo poo
Something's smelling pretty ripe, coming from that sewer pipe
It's poo poo, poo poo

You know, everybody knows, who can smell it with their nose
It's poo poo, poo poo
I've got poo poo on my shoe, I've got poo poo on my shoe
It's poo poo, poo poo

But first, you gotta...
You gotta, you gotta, got to, got to, got to, got to, got to, got to, got to,
Shit man!
Lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme
Shit man!
Don't gimme no, gimme no, gimme no, gimme no, gimme no, gimme no, gimme no, gimme no
Shit man!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
Shit
He's got poo poo


9. HOUSE ME TEENAGE RAVE

[Man:] Oh, tell me you wanna touch me.
[Woman:] Tell you what?
[Man:] Oh, yeah.
[Woman:] Ooo, show me that monkey you got there.
[Man:] Ah, here?
[Woman 2:] Hey, what's the monkey?
[Man:] This is the monkey, baby. Say hi. Say hi to the monkey, the monkey likes you.
[Woman:] Will it bite?
[Man:] Yeah... Y.. No, he doesn't bite as long as you're nice to him. No, no he won't bite you. Nuh. I want you to pet the monkey now.
[Woman:] 'kay? Does it like that?
[Man:] Ye-ah ha ha.
[Woman:] Like, right like, oh, right there?
[Woman 2:] Like?
[Man:] Yeah. Oh, oh yeah.
[Woman:] Uh huh, oh wow, this is great.
[Man:] I have something else I want you to do for me.

Whip me, Teenage babe, Whip me, Teenage babe
Whip me, Teenage babe, Whip me, Teenage babe
Let me be your mortal slave, and whip me
Teenage babe!

[Woman:] Oh.
[Woman 2:] Yeah, come here, you little shit.
[Man:]
I been... I been.. I been so bad. I, I been so bad..
I, I been so bad I, I want you to put me on the wheel.
I want you to put me on the wheel.
Uh, no, uh, put me on the wheel.
Uh, oh, oh, yeah, all right tie, yeah, tie me up, all right, all right, yeah, all right.
Now spank me!
[Woman:] Mmmmm.
[Man:] SPANK ME!
[Woman:] Like that?
[Woman 2:] Oh!
[Man:] Yeah.
[Woman:] Like that?
[Man:] A little harder. Harder
[Woman 2:] Uh... uh... uh
[Man:] Oh, I been so bad! All right. All right!
[Woman 2:] Look at that flesh fly!
[Woman:] My god!
[Man:] I Want you to s-spin the wheel. Spin it now!
[Woman:] Ready?
[Man:] Spin it! Yes, I'm ready!
[Woman:] Around like this?
[Man:] Yes!
[Woman 2:] Faster, faster, faster.
[Man:] Yes! Yes! Spin it now! Oh!
[Woman 2:] Faster, faster, faster.
[Woman:] You wanna, Julie, you wanna get on the wheel? I'm jumpin' on! Here I go!
[Women:] Oh, wheeee!
[Woman:] Go! Whoo! Look at all that hair fly!
[Woman 2:] Faster, yeah.
[Man:] No!
[Woman:] It's so good!
[Man:] Stop it! Stop it, I'm gonna...
[Woman:] He's swinging on my pubicles.
[Man:] I'm gonna puke. Stop, I'm gonna...
[Woman 2:] Here, I'll save you.
[Man:] I don't care, I'm dizzy.
[Woman:] A hahahahaha.
[Man:] I'm too dizzy! Stop!
[Woman:] Oh, good!
[Man:] Stop, I'm gonna puke! No.. (coughs and vomits) Oh, oh my god, oh, ohohoh..

Whip me, Teenage babe, Whip me, Teenage babe
Whip me, Teenage babe, Whip me, Teenage babe
Let me be your mortal slave, and whip me
Teenage babe!

[Woman:] Hahahahhaha
[Woman 2:] Oh, yeah! Oh, man!
[Man:] Oh, oh I wanna, uh, I wanna see Snakey. I wanna see Snakey. Where's Snakey?
[Man 2:] Snakey?
[Man:] Yeah, lemme see Snakey.
[Man 2:] You sure you want Snakey?
[Man:] I'm sure I want Snakey
[Woman:] Oh, yeah!
[Man 2:] Oh... son, I don't think you want Snakey.
[Man:] I w...
[Woman:] Yes, he does.
[Man:] I want Snakey! Please!
[Man 2:] You don't want Snakey.
[Man:] I want Snakey.
[Woman:] Come on, give him Snakey.
[Man 2:] All right...
[Man:] Gimme Snakey right now. Lemme see him.
[Man 2:] All right, son, here comes Snakey.
[Man:] Come on, Snakey. SNAKEY!
[Man 2:] Snakey's here!
[Man:] Oh yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.
[Man 2:] Boy-boy-boy-boy.

Whip me, Teenage babe, Whip me, Teenage babe
Whip me, Teenage babe, Whip me, Teenage babe
Let me be your mortal slave, and whip me
Teenage babe!

[Man:] Oh, oh oh, I think, I think, I think I'm gonna come. Oh, oh, oh, I'm gonna come!!
[Woman:] Uh... uh... UH... UHUH!
[Woman 2:] Suck it up, suck it up, suck it up. I'm gonna
[Man: (coughs)]
[Woman:] Oh, man, it was so good.
[Man:] Did I give you a blinkey?
[Woman:] Could you hold me now? Just..
[Woman 2:] Ohhhhhhh... Yeah.
[Woman:] Just hold me.
[Man:] No.


10. FLIGHT OF THE SKAJAQUADA

When clouds of iron gather nigh, blackening the winter sky,
Storms gather fury from the lake, best hurry home and refuge take,
For soon the worst will come to pass, and ice will turn your routes to glass,
While in the north the beast awakens, from his year long slumber taken,
His howl the fury of the gales, with deadly curves that rarely fail,
To send your autos into flight, through blizzard's curtain blinding white,
See driving skills you lack with the, flight of the Skajaquada


11. GREEN JELLY THEME SONG

Got nothin' to do on a Friday night
Geen Jello sucks!
Ain't got no talent, but that's all right
Geen Jello sucks!
We're the worst, the worst in the land
Geen Jello sucks!
But come on! Gotta give us a hand
Geen Jello sucks!
Iggy and Gerdy, they're both good names
Geen Jello sucks!
Maynard and Poopy, they're both insane
Geen Jello sucks!
But when life is just a game who's to blame?
Geen Jello sucks!
Green Jello
Geen Jello sucks!
Yeah, that's right, we're it
Geen Jello sucks!
We're the world's economic problems. You can blame it all on us
Geen Jello sucks!
It's our fault
(God, Geen Jello sucks!)
Hello, Jello. Green Jello
Geen Jello sucks!
Hello, Jello. Green Jello
Geen Jello sucks!
Hello, Jello. Green Jello
Hello, Jello. Green Jello
Hello, Jello. Green Jello
Green Jello! Green Jello!
Jell for the future
Jell for the future
Jell for the future
Jell for your future
And scream ''Green!''
Green Jello sucks!
Geen Jello sucks!
Green Jello sucks!