1. HORROR METAL MOSHING MACHINE

Again we've arrived with a mission to fulfill
To kill the stage and rape your ears
A merciless death, a strike of the beast
The most awsome shit you've heard in years

The metal is raw, the volume is loud
We shred and then we kill the crowd
Because we're F.K.Ü. and it's futile to resist
Our horror metal mosh with a twist

(Pre-Chorus)
Get in the pit, you have to commit
If you're not moving, your head we'll split

Alone in the dark you'll die by the sword
Cause we are the unstoppable force
We kill on command, we march into fire
And hit the road with Ghoul and Engorged

(Chorus)
The horror metal moshing machine
Has arrived to to crush you all
The horror makes you shiver in fear
And fall dead to the floor
The horror metal moshing machine
Will eliminate your life
The horror and the metal combined
Will slit your throat and kill you till you motherfucking die


2. SPACE BEER (TANKARD COVER)

Read in the morning paper
They're shooting up another satellite
Experiment on the final frontier
To create the ultimate beer
Precious yeast spinning in orbit
Unrestrained gravity fades
Nobody knows what this brew will be
A magic potion? Chemistry?
Everybody loves the new beer
So good you want to
drink it day in night
It's better that and Pils, any Ex
Makes you feel like really good sex
If you're sick, don't fear the doctor
'Cos he has wonderful news:
a case of Beer will replace the pills
A drink of healing cures your ills
A new idea - great innovation
Future beer - it's a sensation
(Chorus)
Chuck it down, tap another barrel
Magic potion out of space
Chuck it down, it's a drinker's heaven
Live it up and drink this beer
Space beer! Space beer!
Space beer - this is what I like
Space beer -it tastes alright
If you stick to drinking Space beer
Hangovers -
headaches will be in the past
The Sci-Fi-booze makes
you healthy and wise
Your dick and brain will grow in size
If you're bald,
it'll make your hair grow