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1. Isn't That Wild I was driving home late 1 Saturday night Suddenly I saw this flashing light A big hole in the ground I thought it was a lie It was a satellite It fell out of the sky Now I'm 40 feet below Running my own show Isn't that wild The programs allright Coz it's my satellite Yeah wild Hello there at home I'll be your host tonight I'll give you x-rated nightmares Your mum wouldn't allow you to see Tom & Jerry & films 'bout the birds & the bees Turn your big dish down & receive my lot Forget about the news, workout & 700 club Now I'm 40 feet below Running my own show Isn't that wild The programs allright Coz it's my satellite Yeah wild Hello there at home I'll be your host tonight Yeah wild... 2. A Horse With No Name On the first part of the journey I was looking at all the life There were plants and birds and rocks and things There were sand and hills and rain The first thing I met was a fly with no buzz And a sky with no clouds The heat was hot and the ground was dry But the air was full of sound You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can't remember your name 'Coz there aint no one to a give you no paine After two days in the desert sun My skin began to turn red After three days in the desert fun I was looking at a river bed And the story it told Of a river that floated Made me sad to think it was dead You see... After nine days I let the horse run free 'Coz the desert had turned to sea There were plants and birds and rocks and things There were sand and hills and things The ocean is a desert with its life underground And the perfectest sky is above Under the cities lies a heart made of ground But the humans will give no love You see I've been... 3. Mighty Highty High Now u wouldn't believe me if I told you a lie But I went to this party with a real cool guy He was wearin high-heeled patent leather boots And a poly-styrene dayglo suit He said Hey man, don't be afraid Coz I got a blind date you'll never forget And then he grabbed my arm and arranged a cab And lit a strange lookin fag And I'm mighty, highty, high I felt I could fly My mind was sky high my brain said goodbye I'm mighty, highty, high Flesh fiddle faddle & the space got hot I had a hanger banger brass hat & felt like a stud Hey big Dr. Upstairs pumb my Mr. Big I'm moonstructed milehigh it's a nuclear trip Now hang it up stop that goppledigook Lets get down n dirty the girls are itsypook Heave hoo in the mumbo-jumbo tree Wham-bam-boozle can't you see I'm mighty, highty, high I felt I could fly My mind was sky high my brain said goodbye I'm mighty, highty, high Aaarrggg Flim-flam-flophouse above 'n' beyond Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I'm mighty, highty, high My brains said goodbye My mind is sky-high I feel I can fly I'm mighty, highty, high Yeah, I'm mighty, highty, high I feel like I can fly My mind was sky high my brains said goodbye I'm mighty, highty, high Hi hi hi hi hi high So high so high I feel I can fly fly fly I'm... 4. Black Crickets The winter of fortynine had passed A winter of haunt n fear Coz hunger had knocked at the city gate And threatened the pioneers Then low in the east strange clouds appeared And dark became the sun And the courage to fight n win a war Was all of a sudden gone Black crickets By 10 of millions or more Black crickets By 10 of millions or more Until the fields that waved were few Black crickets Crickets by 10 of millions came Like fog on a british coast They swept down from the mountain sides Settled down by their mormon host Then the eldest old man got this bright idea And he called for all the men: We'll build a giant nest & the crickets will fear That the big bird is here again!! Black crickets... They constructed this nest 2 days went by They all prayed that by the end of their work The unexpected guests would fly They saw the nest the vision occured & the dogs would wag their tails The crickets all shouted: Bird is the word! And the insects hit their trail All heads were bowed as they thanked their lord And they reaped while the devil raved Coz their harvest was saved to tons of praise And the pioneers were saved Black crickets... Hundreds of thousands Thousands of millions Millions of billions Billions of trillions Trillions of zillions D.A.Dillions of fantazillions Of black crickets 6. There's A Ship I got a lord of my own & I got him at home He's the one that I trust Not to say I must He is a friendly guy He used to live in the sky But then I gave him my key & now he lives with me He is not the holy ghost Or my father nor my son If I should give him any name It would be: Captain Fun There's a ship There's a ship Sailing by Sailing by There's a ship There's a ship Sailing by Sailing by There's a ship There's a ship Sailing by Sailing by There's a ship In the sky Sailing by Sailing by & I know if I try He will always stand by If I should laugh & cheer I'll know he's here He's like E.T. if you're askin' me But he wears this plastic bubble & that gave us trouble Coz he's from the sky & without it he would die People ask: Whats that? I reply: That's Capt. Spacehat There's a ship... Halleluja.... 7. Gods Favorite Hey folks, believe in me Coz I'm a disciple can't you see Avoid the horrors of the big microwave The instant dinner for the man in the cave I'm sure the lord will forgive you your faults U just give me your gold & follow my call I'm one hell of a kid I'm Gods favorite Coz me & the lord got this heavenly deal He is my master & he taught me to steal Yeah, me & the lord got this 50/50 split Coz the old man says I'm one hell of a kid Yeah, the old man says I'm one hell of a kid I must be God's favorite Yeah I'm God's favorite I'm son of the creator I make a blind man hear Now you just open your purse feel the lord's near Coz he knows your world It's written down in his book & I'm his clerk & I know what you took So see u next time at the Jesus-show® Where blessings are costly & you can't say no Coz me & the lord got this heavenly deal He is my master & he taught me to steal Yeah, me & the lord... Hey folks listen to me I'm one of God's boys can't you see? I got the answers and you will seek em Remember the dollars u saved over this weekend Sins for free but it costs to confess So your life lately has it been a mess Coz we got your record & we know what u did Coz me & the lord ... U know me & big G don't give blessings for free Gimme what u got or come down where it's hot I can rap with Saint Peter & tell what u did 8. 10 Knots My kitchen floor started crackin' And out jumped a man Big, red & horny I was shakin' the devil's hand You got a hell of a reputation And thats the name of my game And Ive been diggin' all night Coz I heard your name Got a mean main reason have no fear But first we'll play some poker And have a warm beer Lets play a little poker And have a nize hot beer I will smash your windows n burn your mail I tied 10 knots on the devils tail I can eat a horse even chew a nail I tied 10knots on the devils tail D.A.D. wouldn't cross his trail Coz I tied 10 knots on the devils tail Hes the toughest man & he cant fail But I tied 10 knots on the devils taaaaiiiiil I sat down to the table With the man that I once feared He was drinkin hummin drinkin And ascratchin' his beard So we drank for about a fortnight It seemed like some stupid test Still I was sittin upright Doing the things that I do best But the poor devil looked a mess I will smash your windows... He was red He seemed kinda pale Then I tied 10 knots on the devils tail I dumped him in his hole Heard the echoes of his scream Hey boyscout from below Now tell me who's mean! I won't smash your windows... I'm so rough I spent summer in jail 'Cause I tied 10 knots on the devils tail I'm so mean I could out-fart a gale But I tied 10 knots on the devils tail 9. Ride My Train Hey get out of that tincan you call a car Coz that old thing wont get you far Don't take a bus and don't grab a cab Coz I got a thing that'll drive you mad C'mon ride my train C'mon ride my train I'm a railroad man I got a coal tan And I work all day with the railroad gang A number of trips makes the company pay The number of bucks I earn a day C'mon ride my train C'mon ride my train C'mon ride my train C'm on babe I'll blow your brains All I want you to do is to ride my traiiin C'mon ride my train C'mon ride my train C'mon ride my train U know the girls go crazy boys get a pain Just because I ride this big black train Don't know if u like it I'm sure gonna ride it And if the boys don't like it I just tell 'em to: Ride my train C'mon ride my train C'mon ride my train C'mon ride my train C'mon ride my train C'mon ride my train 10. I'd Rather Live Than Die I've seen this fruits of rambling I know hardship well And if I'm not mistaken I hear a ringing bell I love to start but hate the ends I crack a joke 'coz I know I need my friends Do a lot of talking But seldom with my heart It hurts when people tell me I often play to smart But sometimes I'm happy And sometimes I'm blue You know, I'm only passing trough A look to the sky is the reason why I'd rather live than die If heaven can wait I know I'll get by I'd rather live than die I always say yes Though I mean no Remember to draw a cirkle And then you'll know Sometimes I'm happy Sometimes I'm blue You know, I'm only passing trough A look to the sky is the reason why I'd rather live than die If heaven can wait I know I'll get by I'd rather live than die 11. Up Up Over The Mountain Well, me, my wife and our daugther We found ourselves standing in New York It was just a mile? of? land? and it was hard to understand But we bought it from the indian on the run Yeah, there we were me and daddy We were travelling through the desert all alone We were pinely? south? of west? We were ? just a test? And we could get up up on the mountain top Come on up up on the mountain top Come on up up on the mountain top, once again Come on up up on the mountain toooop By the time that she had reached The inspiration point I saw her with an indian Sharing a joint Then before I could get up Close enough to shout stop The indian had already done his job Come on up up on the mountain top Come on up up on the mountain top Come on up up on the mountain toooop Yipiiiieee Come on up up on the mountain top, once again Come on up up on the mountain top, one more time Come on up up on the mountain top Yeah, we were me and daddy We were travelling through the desert all alone We were pinely? south? of west? We were ? just a test? And we could get up up on the mountain top Come on up up on the mountain top Come on up up on the mountain toooop Mountain toop Come on up up on the mountain top, one more time Come on up up on the mountain top, once again Come on up up on the mountain top, for the last time Come on up up up on the mountain top 12. Top Sad Sad X-mas Well, son tomorrow it's christmas Yeah, daddy it's such a thrill I'll suppose we'll be watching TV Yeah, and have a burger meal 'Cause mommy she left us She took the keys to the automobile She took the creditcards and the furs And now we can't afford a tree I said sonny, It's a sad sad christmas Oh boy, It's a sad sad christmas Oh no, 'cause daddy, I love you anyway And I don't care if she has gone away And I love you twice as much on christmas day Yeah, daddy, I love you any way Well, now we can't afford to celebrate the lord Daddy, what a lord? He made mother take the Ford But who's gonna give you your goodnight kiss And who's gonna clean up after this Daddy, don't be blue You know that I love you Yeah but sonny, It's a sad sad christmas I tell you boy, It's a sad sad christmas Oh no, 'cause daddy, I love you anyway And I don't care if she has gone away And I love you twice as much on christmas day Yeah, daddy, I love you any way Hold my hand son And daddy, I love you any way And I'm glad that you're here with me on christmas day Thank you boy And I don't care if she has gone away Yeah, lets stick together 'Cause daddy, I love you twice as much today Oh, you're a swell boy And daddy, I love you any way lyrics added by Imperator - Modify this lyrics
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