Blood Freak : Live Fast, Die Young... And Leave a Flesh-Eating Corpse!

Death Grind / USA
(2006 - Razorback Records)
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Letras

1. BUTCHERMOBILE

Racing down the road,
In a street machine of splatter,
Running you down is all that fucking matters!
Got my foot pinned to your skull,
Not splattering makes life dull!
Ripping around I love to make this thing peel,
Get ready you jerks, here comes the butchermobile!

[Chorus:]
Butchermobile, butchermobile
I'll run you over and make you my meal
Butchermobile, butchermobile
Your guts look great smashed under my wheel

It's equipped with blades,
Knives, and a circular saw
When it crushes a body
You know GrindGore is the law
It uses human blood as gas
And always needs more,
This kick ass thing
Measures a 10 on the Gore score!

[Chorus:]
Butchermobile, butchermobile
Look out for death when the tires squeal
Butchermobile, butchermobile
The wonderful thud of your bones against steel

You loose total consciousness
When you hit 4-wheel drive,
My road trip is complete
And now it's back to the HIVE!!

2. TOXIC TOMB

There's this place at the bottom of hell,
A dungeon of horrors that I know very well
Horror DVD worshipping freaks,
And so many more
Reclusive mutants who crave violence and the obscure,
They show films that are rare and have never been seen,
One sample if this stuff would make others feel weak,
But you're brave, insane, and you listen to BLOOD FREAK!

[Chorus:]
Horror loving maniacs sent to their doom!
You'll never want to leave here!
Enter the toxic tomb!
Blood drenched delights you need to consume!
You'll also want to die here!
Enter the toxic tomb!

Just Before Dawn on repeated play,
That movie kicks some ass,
Frightmare are playing in the background,
They really fucking Thrash!
Worm Face is here, GoreGnome and Maniac Neil,
Impetigo turned up real loud which makes your flesh peel
Night of the Demons on surround sound causes earthquakes,
You gotta get down here no matter what it takes!
Let the Turkey Monster take you on the guided tour,
Try to get in with Dr. Bitch, the ultimate gore-whore!

[Chorus:]
Go nuts in this splatter playroom!
What are you waiting for?
Enter the toxic tomb!
When you hear the butchermobile vroom,
Get ready to enter the toxic tomb!

-DOOM MOSH PART
if you can't handle this place,
fifty freaks will rip off your face!
If you tell us what to fucking do,
Lord Turkey will beat you black and blue!

The Toxic Tomb rules, now live by its law
Disagree and get punched in the jaw!
Toxic Tomb will give meaning to your life,
Now here you fool, kill yourself with this knife!

3. BAD CASE OF BRAIN ROT

I've seen the future of horror and it's all on DVD,
Basket Case and Inferno, give them all to me
I want The Gore Gore Girls,
Swamp of the Ravensamd Squirm,
If you don't let me I'll stomp you like a little worm

My mind is racing with images of splatter,
The more you give me, the more my life will matter.
My brain cells are deteriorating faster
Than you can say shit, but it doesn't matter
As long as this next slasher flick has bare tits

[Chorus:]
Bad Case of Brain Rot
I need more dvd's, not a little a lot!
Bad Case of Brain Rot
Blood looks better on disc, not beta-snot!

Look what I just got! Mad Doctor of Blood Island!
Collection up to 500, leaving all you posers behind!
Tomorrow I'm getting Night of the Bloody Apes,
Now I have 600 and you losers only have VHS tapes!

4. CARNAGE CASTLE

Late at night, they shall strike
Believe the warning, you won't make it to morning
Shrieks carry through the wind,
How long have they sinned?
For centuries the blood flows in rivers,
You're up all night in shivers

[Chorus:]
Carnage Castle!- lunatics, monsters, and freaks
Carnage Castle!- diabolic totures and rotting meat
Carnage Castle!- terror and doom in your brain it rests
Carnage Castle!- the horrors put your fear to the test

In the dark of night when you think you're safe and sound,
The creatures come creeping
From the graves beneath the ground
No holy weapon stops it from its entrance to your home,
Not god nor man can stop it
When it feasts upon your bones

Their methods are crude, their procedures are unlawful
They believe there's a benefit without anesthesia
No need for any scalpel, jagged hatchets will do fine
After their daily duties, on human brains they'll dine
These freak fucks perform miracles everyday,
Inflicting lobotomies as they whack and slice away

[Chorus:]
Carnage Castle!- this place begins to reek
Carnage Castle!- escape and freedom you seek
Carnage Castle!- the ultimate Frightmare!
Carnage Castle!- the flesh from your neck they begin to tear

The mutants strike from behind their masks
Deranged minds, preparing sadistic tasks
Another all-nighter of human slaughter
The screams at midnight could be your daughter!

5. GOBBLE UP YOUR GUTS PART 2: REVENGE OF THE TURKEY MONSTER

Another night at the drive-in, such a great time
Watched 3 cheesy flicks for only a dime!
All was interrupted, with a loud crash out of the screen
This wasn't a movie, it definitely wasn't a dream!
The fiery explosion brought chaos to us all,
We should have all went to the multiplex at the mall
Had people yelling what the fuck? and yikes!
The driver seemed content and cut them down with glee,
It had feathers and a beak, and now wants to kill me!

Is that a guy in a turkey costume?
No, you idiot now you will meet your doom!

[Chorus:]
Gobble Gobble- it�s that time again!
Herschell the Turkey Monster he'll make you his bitch-hen!
Killing and dismembering, setting the Gore score to ten!
Gobble Gobble oh no, not again!

Something is cooking, and no it's not him
Crazed gobledy gooker, drinking from your limb
He'll rip your head off, and no he's not bluffing
Prepare to meet death, with all the trimmings and stuffing

He's hungry for blood, can't you fucking see?
The chicks all say he sure is ugly!
Thanksgiving Day massacre every year
Butchermobile escape, shifted into high gear

TURKEY TERROR! It will fall upon the nation.

6. SPLATTER OF THE HIGHEST ORDER

I expect only the finest gore, none of this poser shit,
You wimps can't deliver, pathetic slammification twits
This is the time of the Blood Freak elite,
We gather our gore-troops in search of fresh meat
Give us catchy riffs and songs about maggotzombiebrains,
The kind of stuff that will drive us all insane!

[Chorus:]
Splatter of the highest order!
We demand REAL grind gore music!
We're fed up with you pussies who try to be sick
Stealing images off the internet like fags,
We want to massacre you all and collect you in bags
Your drummer can't even play a real blast beat
Only brutal style blasts that sound fucking weak
You say you can't stand Impetigo or Repulsion,
Your disrespect towards gore history drives us into revulsion

7. MUCOUSPEWING LUNGSLASHER

There's a creature that lurks, so listen up you jerks
A tale so shocking, you'll start rockin' like dokken!

Born of someone's idea of using nuclear waste infected sperm,
This thing was born out of someone's grotesque little germ
Instead of being human, all that came out was a lung,
But nobody wanted it so they took it and flung

All alone it sat to rot,
People would walk by and spit their phlegm
It felt hatred and anger,
And knew one day it would kill all of them
One day it started to grow
Into a giant lumbering slimebeast,
The time came for this freak to begin it's human feast

[Chorus:]
The Mucouspewing Lungslasher,
This mutated offspring disaster!
The Mucouspewing Lungslasher,
Don't worry he's also a GrindGore Thrasher!

It hitched a ride in the butchermobile,
I dropped it off near the lake
It attacked 30 people, and feasted on them like it was steak
Like a fly hacks up mucous all over before it eats,
There's something about this method that makes it all the more sweet.

Checking out the carnage, the people they fled,
Because all of them knew that they soon would be dead,
This giant chunky gorebeast makes life worth living,
He's sick, also thoughtful, generous, and giving

One day I'll control this creature,
And make it the star of my upcoming feature

[Chorus:]
The Mucouspewing Lungslasher,
This tale is beyond gory!
The Mucouspewing Lungslasher,
Based on a true story!

8. 30 FT. ARTERIAL SPRAY

Cruising around in the butchermobile, I feel like a god
Hacking away at fat, wretched slobs
You make me angry, I'll chop-chop away,
Prepare to meet my meatcleaver and a 30 ft. arterial spray!

[Chorus:]
30 ft. arterial spray,
With gore shooting upwards all fools shall pay!
30 ft. arterial spray
leaving you a stump really makes my day!

I'm out in the woods with a hammer and knife,
Hunting fresh victims who look juicy, plump and ripe
All day long I dream of oozing, glistening gore,
God damn I can�t need more, more and more!

[Chorus:]
30 ft. arterial spray,
blood-pumping jet stream is the only way!
30 ft. arterial spray,
I'm a fucked up gorehound, what more can I say?

9. FULL MOON SACRIFICE

At the far horizon dust clouds appear
Hogs of steel on a mission of revenge
Their mighty engines roar with rage
The drunk warriors scream in a drug-craze

Clad in denim and leather armour
Running over some peasants and farmers
Stolen wenches by a cult of the damned
Prepared to be sacrificed to their main man

[Chorus:]
Full Moon Sacrifice
Full Moon Sacrifice

Eerie glow permeates the darkened forest
Big pits of fire and chanting minions
The biker up front spots the Satanic orgy
They swing around the trees and crash the party

Some wenches saved but some already dead
Draped on the gnarly altar of dread,
From the fire pit, a portal rises
In comes Satan to everybody's surprise

Gruff looking biker hits the chanting main monk
Kicks him in the nuts and grabs his evil book
Flips through the pages, the Turkey Monster it is
Starts to chant Gobble Gobble, the last thing he hears

His flesh transforms and his skin melts off
Growing a beak, Gobble Gobble he shouts
Satan versus Turkey Monster, the fight is on!!!
Between the carnage and the chaos

[Chorus:]
Full Moon Sacrifice
Full Moon Sacrifice

People erupting in fountains of blood
Orgy of violence, when will it stop??
Bikers and Satanists die left and right
Suddenly Satan and Turkey quit the fight

Both look around and see nobody is left
Turkey Monster grabs a beer as
Satan resurrects a hot biker slut
They grab a bike and both ride off in the sunset!!

10. LAST GRINDHOUSE ON 666TH STREET

It appeared out of thin air,
A cursed theatre playing movies that were rare
Almost Human, The Devil inside Her, Forced Entry,
the most depraved flix that were once just a memory

it stinks of urine, booze, and popcorn
while the projector cranks out
twisted horror and sleaze-porn
Cannibal Girls and Meatcleaver Massacre are playing
tonight, fucked my girl in the bathroom
and then grabbed a bite

[Chorus:]
Trapped in here like fools,
This place has no rules,
Bottom of the barrel is such a treat,
We rule the night- at The Last Grindhouse on 666th Street!!!

Bone-crushing action double features,
Exploitation, axe-whacking and alien creatures
No, we're not crazy we don't give two shits
Bet out of the way, you're blocking the Goretits

Triple-X roughies, eurotrash and gore,
We never want to leave, put a lock on the door
Slashers, backwoods terror, and roller derby chicks,
We love'em cheap and get pissed when they're slick

11. THE FLESH AND BLOOD SHOW

A dilapidated theatre where the blood will spill,
Get ready for some action as we get our gory fill
This print contains all the nudity
And gore missing from other versions,
I'm sick of cut prints with censors performing like surgeons

The unseen character turns out to be a hooded maniac
Who begins to sadistically mount a violent attack
This flick could have only been made in the 70's
Not the watered down shit that killed horror in the 90's

[Chorus:]the Flesh And Blood Show
I'm obsessed with horror movies
The Flesh And Blood Show
I won't stop until I see some gore and boobies!!!

12. WORM FACE EXECUTIONER

It started out as a holiday roast
Just family and friends nothing to boast
Dad at the grill with his apron and tongs
Jenny and Linda in their gaudy pink thongs
Mom is in kitchen basting the pork
While the neighbor pops open the champagne cork
Hamburgers, hot dogs, ketchup and slaw
An all American feast stuff your gaping maw!!!

Now into the yard comes an uninvited guest
Try as he might, he can�t blend in with the rest
A boning knife in his left hand, a hook in his right
This psychotic killer looks to liven up the night

He smells really bad and has worms for hair,
This backwoods looking freak really causes quite a scare

[Chorus:]
Summoning up his minions to attack and kill,
He's kept alive only by his black will
Say goodbye to the human race
Now you gonna be the Worm-face!!!!

Dad tries to fight, but he's taken down early
Whimpering as he's gutted, he seems a bit girly
The killer attacks in 180 degree turns
And moms flying torso lands on the grill and burns

Quartered and cubed, filleted and sauted
Jenny's life's blood sweeter than Gatorade
Linda was fat she'd always eaten well
Now she can low-carb with Dr. Atkins in hell

The massacre is over, but it's only just begun
The entire world will tremble, don't try to run
The executioner has arrived, now you will fear
His army of worms growing, domination is near!!!

13. INTERMISSION

Instumental

14. AXE OF VIOLENCE

Four young teenagers on a trip to hell,
An unknown ghost town is the place they seek,
Sandy stares out of the window with glee,
Their vacation will be no day at the beach

Settle on in at the run down hotel,
Wheelchair bound old lady, face full of drool
6pm meal at the sound of the bell,
Tales of terror await, the mutants that dwell!!!

[Chorus:]
Axe of Violence!!!
Axe of Violence!!!
The slaughter shall soon commence!!!

We villagers fear the awesome might of these freaks,
Whenever someone dies in fear do we speak,
Piles of bodies building up day by day,
Night time massacres at an all time peak

[Chorus:]
Axe of Violence!!!
Axe of Violence!!!
There is no defense!!!

Sandy laughs at the story, what a fool
Wanders out to the cemetery with her boyfriend Raul,
A pile of bones and freshly chopped head,
You're not very bright, you're about to be dead!!!!

15. GORETITS

You're only kidding yourself if you don't agree,
That gore and nudity on horror fit indefinitely
One without the other is like peanut butter without jelly,
I throw a fucking fit when gore and breasts aren't on the telly

[Chorus:]
Goretits!!!
No gore and boobs make this movie a dud
Goretits!!!
Too much talking and not enough blood

I go to the video store to get my splatter fix,
I want hardcore horror and no fucking tricks
This place only has cut R rated shits
Where's New York Ripper with all the bloody bits?

[Chorus:]
Goretits!!!
Lack of gore is really the pits
Goretits!!!
I want nudity-loaded DVD's in my grubby mitts

This generations of scream-style horror is totally prude,
Where drew Barrymore won't even get nude
I'm running out of patience when the gore isn't there,
And where hot chicks don't exist and the boobs aren't bare!!!

16. THE NAMELESS STENCH OF FORGOTTEN CELLULOID

A gore hound's hunger for the esoteric and obscure
Calls you beyond the 112th door of oblivion
A video wasteland festering in strip mall hell.
Its shadow-dimmed aisles of decades-old curiosities,
Its dust-choked shelves of forgotten sinema.
Big box video like the tombstones of untold horror,
Luridly painted epitaphs telling tales of carnage and carnality
An alphabetized memorial to the bygone video store epoch

Cunting rental girl's annoying questions gone unheard,
Without end, you espy tape after tape after tape.
Like a connoisseur, you pour over every cover, every photo,
Every word, worshipping at the altar of yesteryear's atrocity.
You breathe deeply of the foetid stench of moldering celluloid,
Your nostrils inhaling the nameless fungi of long unwatched terror.
Your hapless gray matter weltering in a miasma of
VHS morbidity, reality falls beneath a pell of macabre 80's carrion.

Your mortal coil begins to mutate wet clay for the wetter chunkblow gods.
Yours is the dead-meat face of snuff
Maximus and the Devil master's long hair.
Deathdream's seething red eyeballs and geeking luther's hacksaw teeth,
Striba's werewolf-bitch teats and I Spit On Your Grave
Sweet bloody ass. Weirder than Burial Ground's little man-boy have you become,
More hideous than Geogre Eastman's grim reaper and fouler than The Black Devil Doll from Hell.
Gibbering and baying and glitching, scuttling and
Lurking andstatic-crawling, you are a bootleg abomination, an eleventh generation video nasty.

Gut-churning revulsion heralds your rebirth the rise of rewound rottedness.
Bloodcurdling screams disgust a Fabio Frizzi score to your ears, you lurch towards that clerk like Might of the Demons monstrous Bigfoot. You rip her spine from
Her irksome mouth and feast upon her piggish flesh,
Defiling her sorry corpse with perversions unwitnessed by
Shocking Asia.with a mocking howl, your are an unspeakable throwback,
An abhorrent video classick madeflesh, and you have come to plague this world with the half-inch Horror
Once more!!!!

17. THE SLAUGHTER SPECIAL

I work at the deli, just across the street from you
A wonderful place, that serves up maggotbeef and wormstew
Here you can find all kinds of great meat,
I have some carving to do so please take a seat

Would you like a kidney with your bladder-sandwich??
I can make it quickly, just in a pinch
The rotting smell makes this place fucking rule,
You gotta see the back, it's like a massive blood-pool

[Chorus:]
The slaughter special, get it while it's hot!!!
Fresh arms and legs cut up and cooked in a pot
The slaughter special, mmm warm and tender,
Bloody bits carved out and splattered in a blender!!!

18. PSYCHOSEXUAL BURIAL GROUND

Ancient burial rites, practiced in a decrepit tomb
Plating the seed of hell into the chaste womb
Prepare the virgin, for tonight we shall take her,
For our unholy master, the Necro-Gore Crusader!!!!

[Chorus:]
Psychosexual burial ground
Fucking your flesh pound by pound
Psychosexual burial ground
The Necro-Gore Crusader is coming to your town!!!!

Our world of evil can never be defeated
Cowardly servant, make sure this wench is heated,
Our lord and master of Gore shall rule this night,
Gathering young ladies for torture and fright!!!

[Chorus:]
Psychosexual burial ground
See the rage of the hell-hound
Psychosexual burial ground
Scaring young maidens out of their nightgowns!!!!

19. BOARDING HOUSE

After another allnighter of killing,
Turkey makes movie madness pit stop rental,
For some goretits and blood spilling
I tried to rent Don't Go In The House,
But some dipshit beat me to it
Instead I got stuck with something called Boarding House!!!

Alone on the racks it sat stinking like slime,
Battered, worn out, and beat up
A forgotten VHS turd in time
Said it starred someone named �Kalassu�
And directed by John Wintergate,
I wondered and shouted out loud WHO???

I did not expect what I saw on my TV,
My brain began to instantly rot,
As new heights of lunacy flashed before me,
Early 80's shot-on-video pioneering trash,
Piled on the gore, filth, and boobage,
So greasy and stupid it gave me a rash

Cheesy commodore 64 opening credits,
With loud obnoxious sounds grating my ears,
And really testing my limits
Tells the tale of the cursed Hoffman house
A premise so flimsy and weak,
I hope a chick at least takes off her blouse

[Chorus:]
Boarding House!!!
Where the rent won't kill you,
But something else will!!!
Boarding House!!!
Along with the new residents,
Something else moved in!!!!

Camaro driving sleazeball re-opens the place,
Pathetic rat-tail sporting, weasel looking bastard,
Tom G Warrior with AIDS with an even uglier face
Ad in paper looking for beautiful women with no ties,
1980's sluts arrive firing up the Jacuzzi 'n bikinis
I really couldn't wait until everybody dies!!!

Slasher-style killings, bad dreams and pie fights,
Bad editing, fake accents, dime-store gore fx
Wow this flick really fucking bites!!!
But the more I watched, the more my sanity fled,
Sitting through this shitbucket of a flick,
Meant that people would soon be dead!!!

[Chorus:]
Boarding House!!!
Where are you Kalassu, John Wintergate,
And the others???
Boarding House!!!
You've taken 95 minutes of my life away,
So how do I than you???

20. SHRIEK OF THE MUTILATED

Beware of the yeti,
He'll mangle your brain into spaghetti
Don't believe it's a hoax,
The more you try to hide the sooner you'll croak

Shriek Of The Mutilated!!!
Snowbeast butchery

Tied up to a tree as bait for the beast,
It comes out from the mist to begin its rancid feast
The students quest for the truth shall lead to a violent end,
As it eats your flesh, your spine it shall bend

21. DOCTOR BITCH S.D. (SEXUAL DEVIATE)

She'll fuck you then dissect you,
There's no escaping her wrath
Addicted to sex and murder,
Her life is an ongoing bloodbath

You think you're safe but you're just a jerk,
This woman really takes pride in her work
Blowing in your ear, all covered in gore,
She'll make sure your day won't be a total bore

[Chorus:]
Doctor Bitch, she's buxom and deadly
A real sinister witch!!!
Doctor Bitch, she'll rip your balls off
And toss'em in a ditch!!!

Madness rules this pretty lady's soul,
Sexual surgery is always her nightly goal
For years she learned all the tools of the trade,
When you're castrated the blood flows in spades,
But her love is infectious,
When you're around her you're a wuss
You've got another thing coming,
If you think you're getting into her puss

[Chorus:]
Doctor Bitch, she's buxom and deadly
A real sinister witch!!!
Doctor Bitch, she'll rip your balls off
And toss'em in a ditch!!!

She cruised around in the butchermobile,
Puncturing your eye with her sexy high heel,
New York City streets were her stomping ground,
Amputations and throat-slitting without a sound

Don't go out past midnight for your own sake,
Machete based slaughter follows in its wake

She's a depraved, sadistic slut
A bloodthirsty, homicidal whore
And she makes escort calls!!!!!

22. THE SCREAMATORIUM DRIVE-IN

I'm locked up, and ready to die,
Why you ask, I have no reason why
I'm trapped inside this morbid place,
The doctors all think I'm just a mental case

But I know things that will disturb and shock,
So sit down and relax, this tale will really rock!!!
I went to the drive-in with my new blind date,
She thought I was a dork, and had nothing but hate
Who cares, because I came here for the gore,
Blood Freak was playing, this film's never a bore

she annoyed me til the film the film was at an end,
by that time, her neck I wanted to bend
No appreciation for cheese-horror-splatter,
I flipped her off, ate more food and got fatter

Some friends of mine appeared from the Razorback Hive
Nic Slasherhead and the Goregnome named Sly,
My date was pissed off, so Worm Face ate her leg,
She made a terrible sound, and then really began to beg

This horrified the people, they yelled and started to freak,
From out of nowhere, came Turkey Monster with his beak
Started pecking on their necks, drinking their blood
As soon as you know it, the ground was a giant red flood

Nic Slasherhead ordered the Slaughter Special with fries
Doctor Bitch operated on some losers until they all died,
And hey, this story would not be complete
Without the Mucouspewing Lungslasher, he really loves to eat!!!

Total madness broke out, it was extremely surreal
Now the icing on the cake the Butchermobile!!!
It ran over some idiots, and crushed them til death
I enjoyed this the most, until I ran out of breath

The Screamatorium Drive-in, I'll never forget my adventures
I'm now completely insane, toothless, and need dentures
A drooling freak for life, with all the straight-jacketed dorks
But I'll never forget live fast die young and leave a flesh-eating corpse!!!!!!

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