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1. TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY Sold out under anarchy, dictatorship, oligarchy Equal rights, not the Klan. Under one document stand Truth-tell no lies Justice-criminals fry And the American Way Things all go wrong But were still strong, Still we sing this song Bill of rights in this land. Under one document stand 2. THE SONG JASON ASKED FOR ME TO WRITE This is a song for Jason I hope he likes it when it's done He asked Mr. Mark to write it for him To deny hid request would be a sin Nuh uh! Really? I'm no hillbilly! How do you like me now? There's no reason to have a cow! Let's fire up on Ms. Scarecrow! It's really the only thing to do ya know! This song is highly worshipable! After it's done let's go sk8 a pole! 3. FLAW IN THE CLAW You ugly beast with the knife in your hand By the end of time you'll eat that pentagram You tried to deceive me, to pull me away But, I have the strongest power. I'm here to stay In the lake of fire where you fry Burning sulfur when you die Flaw in the claw your disease isn't working Temptations come more than once or twice You tried to use me as a sacrifice. I'm anti-demonic There's only one I choose. The Barren Cross causes you to loose The river Styx is drying up. Satan is bleeding The anti-Christ will die. Mesastopholis shall perish Satan will be no more. All of his followers will go with him. Live for the equation "sns3r" Isn't that convenient? 4. HEMATOMA Hematoma-gonna drill holes in your head Hematoma-bang your head till your dead Catskans-they chase the away dog Blood clots-Purkinje shift is smog Saline-solution in your brain Swelled up- your going insane Amnesia-who am I? How scary Freon-Involuntary harry carry Sk8 safe to avoid a Hematoma 5. QUAYLE My name is Joshua Tree My name is Daniel P. Smeinmeister Quayle what did he do wrong? Just a homeboy from Indiana Legally into the National Guard He's got national stature He's on his way, that Quayle is 6. RAQUETBALL I like the USA exactly the way it is today Don't let our country fall into a toxic waste We all want to see tomorrow, do something Don't hesitate, write to your local congressman 7. ELVIS IS ALIVE AND WELL IN NEW ORLEANS I woke up one morning to the headline of my nightmare It's the kind of thing that gives you a real scare Elvis is alive and well in New Orleans I thought the Elvis epidemic ended in 1977 Then I found out he's not in heaven He's gonna find Parsilla and beat her again Theres gotta be something done Before elvis makes another album Let's make his urine aluinurium Elvis is alive and well in New Orleans We should drain and sk8 his guitar pool Bomb his graceland, yeah, that'd be cool Put him in the arms of Alby the Krul 8. MY NAME IS RAUL My name is Raul. I am the king of Norway My name is Stuart. I am the king of Ireland 9. MULTI-USE SK8BOARD (Instrumental) 10. ODE TO THE KINGPIN A new year would begin at a place of education There is no other one like you in the nation As the Renaissance would come to a close Blind contours short to the nose Understand life standing still Field trips made in the chill Believe in it once believe in it twice Your everything but sugar and spice You're multiplied attention is fried It should actually be an undivide Still there is time for insanity Toleration was your only key Kingpin, kingpin Show me respect Kingpin, kingpin No, not yet Kingpin. kingpin Matrimony you know Kingpin, kingpin To the Scarecrow 11. BLOW ME OVER OLIVE OIL Where's me spinach, Olive Oil? Why blow me over, Olive Oil Diamonds are a girls best friend, Olive Oil That's malarchy, Olive Oil What's all that raquet, Chris Rathke is a fiend Wow ew ow eewaow, Why it's Sweet Pea! 12. MY LAST SONG This is the last song I shall sing When I am dong I know your ears will ring If you don't believe me, shut your mouth up When I get done, I'm sure you'll up chuck Classic songs, I have sure sang When I was through, I'm sure your ears rang Some of my songs have stuck in your head Songs like "Barney" make you wish you were dead lyrics added by rass - Modify this lyrics
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