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1. UNDER THE GUN Under the gun, government control Criminal minds, out on parol Under the gun, life on the streets The right to bear arms only for the cheats The velvet glove with an iron fist Pacifist illusion, a bullet just missed Psychotic killer, coke, dope dealer How could they take the blame for victims Now the laws devoured the rights of civilians To own a gun for all the right reasons It is a shame that our freedom is under the gun 2. CAN'T WITH 'EM It's been some time since you left me Just like the others, you gave me that line You let it be known how much you loved me Then you said that you needed some time Looking back at the good times we shared How you said you'd never leave, I remember Now it's plain to see that you never cared Our relationship, you grossly dismembered You left me in the cold Getting dumped surely gets old One thing remains to be true I've got my coin, so who needs you Females, so eager to deceive They can take their lies and leave They say that our gender is bad It's plain to see what gender is mad Love to you is like a toy Breaking my heart was such a joy The reason is I was too nice All I want is a bowl of rice My friends will never stab me in the back The hypocrisy of women continues to stack Feminazis continue to rise They will fall to their demise Women, can't live with 'em It's not that we hate the opposite gender We just hate what they've done to us In a relationship with them we are hindered It's gonna take some time and God to give them our trust. 3. MASTITIS BLUES What? What was that? huh? What Jay, what? I didn't say nothin' Yeah #58 with a hot quarter from hell I got the mastitis blues. What did you say Jay. So I just gave her shot and said "there ya go girl" What did you say Oh, Nothin' Mom. I'm just thinking out loud to myself again. Yeah get the feed, losin' money I ain't got. Yeah Mark got those blues feelin too. I know it's rough, but someone's got to do it. So, I'll get up again tomorrow and get right back to it. 4. SOUP DE BUGS Don't remember eating bugs I realized they taste the same The more seriously I ate things The hungrier my belly became I had no idea how much it cost More bugs passed before my ears I found out eating bugs was free Sure beats drinking a beer So as you hear this, know my friends I'd love to dine with you all Don't frown when you think of me Eating ants at the mall A soup de bugs Un soup de mense Who am I kidding I don't speak french These are the insects that I eat It's not the same as meat If that junebug was still alive I know it would be fresh Toilet paper surely ain't cheap Mix it up in one big mesh Little insect, such a simple thing But the indigestion is hard It makes my nose run, my feet stink My terds come out charred 5. HALLOW JELLY The rubber bullet that could ESP Neck on a sandwich Can I poop on your x-girlfriend's toe cheese? Balloons are very delicious and I can't spell Why doesn't Mr. Whiting care to yell? Bayou of chicken nuggets That baby looks like Gabe 6. OVERDOSE ON HAPPY PILLS Life on the farm is very laid back Koil milks the cows, Jay feeds the cats Life is so happy, Skies all around Bills are in the mail, I really like the browns My hair looks good today My room is cleaned up okay My watch is still on time Koil and Jay just bought a swine Someone actually called for me I'm about to enjoy some coffee I'm so happy that I could cry Don't have a dryer but my socks are dry Food on the stove, my feet don't stink I just clocked out my feet don't stink I like my toilet bowl the way That it flushes into that hole Theres air to breath, snot on my sleeve Twizzlers to chew, there's some on you Got my own room, get paid soon Eddies back in town, acting like a clown 7. CONGO ELECTRIC JUNGLE (instrumental) 8. NO SENSE, NONSENSE I've tried GE, I've tried Tonka But Samsung is the best Just close your eyes and take a breath Snorty is a cannibal who likes to eat pork We like to feed him well with a spork My nose is all stuffed up I can barely breath But if I blow with TP, I just may sneeze I really like things that are neat It's nice when my feet don't stink I adore watches that are in time I admire anything that rhymes When you clip your toenails, they say to cut them straight Dialects are pretty well done mate Feed me with a rubber band, trouble going down Little bit of Reynolds Wrap, make it come around A pennywaste for your thoughts Psychologically I've been dropped Coffee always cheers me up It's cool when the commode can flush 9. YOUR LOVE (PENNYWASTE) There was a time when I thought you cared Now the pain from losing you is all I teddy bear I sent you flowers and treated you nice All I got from you was confusion and strife But, don't worry, your not the only one Others have disemboweled my feelings for fun Your love is like a stiff elbow in the cold Your love is like getting old Your love is like the timing in this song Your love didn't last very long Your love is useless can't you see You never had any love for me You were as warm as the inside of a frozen food truck Your tender kindness like a chameleon with it's foot stuck Love to you is standing me up on a date Talking to a wall helps me to relate Can I ever trust again? My heart is Titanium alloy 10. ENTRAILS RIPPED FROM PRODUCE GOODS The gore I see daily festers in my mind It doesn't stop with watermelon rinds Decapitated avocados thrown in a fruit juice waste The smell of molded tomatoes lying strung with seed half dried on the floor beyond the grocer's door A cart wheel grabs the attention of a plump fresh grape The sight of it's mutilated flesh drives customers ape Some of it's skin sticks to the wheel a long track of bloody juice It's veins and seed are peeled Putrid stench-rotting fruit Severed bananas from their shoot Acorn squash smashed against the wall It slides unrecognized rot that falls As it lies in the dumpster festering with maggots and flies, I prepare my paper bag for this delicious meal to try I store it in my drawer in case I get hungry for more. Slimy bacteria infested fungus FDA tested My sick mind compels me to Brutalize, Scrutinize, Analyze Mutilated, Decapitated, Refrigerated Fumigated, Rotting, snotting, fruit The soft innards spew forth from kiwis and peaches. There juices run Sticky fingers. I'm stuck in a rut From pulling apart cucumber guts 11. FL266 Running a price check on a loaf of bread Paper or plastic going crazy in my head Someone told me a tale about Chuck and Diane Steve Hart is the leader in the chain of command Pickup on the front, carts are on the lot Make a bank run, run some back stock As long at lunch that I am fed Lyn Hall said "That's what she said" Jeff Pawling is a great Kiyardo He and others deserve a trip to Key Largo Dastoli's in the house, Lana laughs funny Danny's gone fishing, working for money None of us dread going to work We all live to be grocery clerks No matter what dept. that we are affixed Were in it together at FL266 Top 'o the mornin' to you Excuse me while I tie my shoe Is the Man on the hit list Gloria scans at Store 266 Time to sweep and mop. Donuts are MVP The stockers are cute, Bond is on the scene There is some cleaning to be done If we can't slack we can't have fun They say that the customer is our boss Stop the shoplifter, prevent the loss lyrics added by rass - Modify this lyrics
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