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1. DUMBFOUNDED Cross the street one day Cars are in the way Your chewing on some hay You slipped on a fillet Your going down the stairs There are socks everywhere And Jell-O in your hair You slipped on your dairy air Dumbfounded in a hospital room Two broken legs 'cause I slipped on a broom Fell right down under my feet Something didn't feel real neat I wanted to say "bleep" 'Cause I slipped on a sugar beat Doctor said I had to drink Tab My clothing is a bit drab From my neighbor new shoes I'll nab 2. BIRD BRAIN ON A HOLIDAY Caught in an explosion An explosion of putrid and stench No one knows which way To get to the bench In a world of confusion Nothing seems quite fair Except for the elephant The elephant's dairy air Torturous encryptions Babbling my brain That goes without saying I'm sure we'll be quite insane More lyrics to fill up this song Make time to eat a hot dog That's a foot long No preparation or time to prepare Thrown into bits and played on the air Which you could sell to make a big profit I'm sure all the money you'll want to pocket Thicker in the veins and you'll be swingin' I'll knock on your door but I'll be poor You'll beat me out 'cause I don't have gout I don't what else to say so I won't Bird brain on a holiday, Nothing more left to say 3. SEWER COUNTY, USA Comeback from a wretched pit Where style and grace don't seem to fit Changes in Gutwater Onward to the slaughter Changes in Gutwater Onward to the slaughter Sewer County, USA The smell alone keeps me away The smell alone keeps me down Keeps my head to the ground Stick it in like an ostrich I'm never coming back again Theres only one place worse And that would be in a hearse Wholesome people with a bad attitude Especially when the giant Brings on a tidal wave At their only pool with great fortitude "Chickens are us" is the motto Imagine if they had their own lotto 4. THERE'S A LAW AGAINST BREAKIN' THE LAW Who let Prince Albert out of the can? The guilty ones pride shall keep him humble Scoop up all the money from the wrecked armored van 'Cause of the 6 year old boy who caused such a stumble Let me wind up my radio, bask in technology They say don't overdose on milk if you dare Holiday greeting card might blow up my biology Little cabbage patch kid might eat my hair Proposition 215 and 209 Votes of controversy to the mind Throw one away, the other is fine Equal opportunity for all Throw the dope to the grind Heard a boom sonic A headache chronic Six million bionics Speak a little ebonics First lady tried to talk to the dead There's many of psychiatric help near by Those cattle futures helped keep her family fed Obstruction of justice 'n breakin' the law I can't understand why 5. FEBRUARY 14TH Blazing carnal passion Is snuffed out by the wind Love rears it's ugly head As a hallowed point enters in St. Valentine was beheaded As ordered by the king The only love that can be real Can not come from a human being Intergalactic ballistic missile Intercepts Cupid's broken arrow Convoluted dried up thistle Is more appealing than you know Romance seems way too overrated It doesn't last, for me out dated The media sticks to this spoof Like puke on a hot tin roof For every ballad I wish I had a dime I'd be buried in currency many a time For every chick flick that's on the big screen There's a hundred more to be seen Don't people know what to celebrate On the fourteenth of February? Not all this pungent mush infatuate It's Ferris Wheel Day can't you see? It's what you want to be Why aren't there more movies and songs About automatic weapons and guns? 6. IN DEBT Look out, you know here it comes Money is gone, it rips you, strips you No more fun, the deal is done I wanted to buy a new guitar I guess not now Can I borrow a silver bar To buy a dairy cow? Whoa, thought I had it all But no, Government and it's laws Are coming for you Look inside, Open wide Moneys gone and so am I Do you know what I mean? I feel like a stupid machine 7. FLUSHBOY Flushback-baby please don't go Flushback-lets us out the door Flushback-worldwide travel bureau Flushback-sing like Elvis don't you know I'm gonna sing that pure sweet sound Ever since we came around When you find them in my hands Twice the melody is what I cram Some sing with a joyful noise But not me, I make an awful noise Alby the Krul loves to drool All over Mohammad Alby the Krul wasn't such a fool To use Honey Hump as a tool I'm not much of a singer But if saw you'd say I was a real dead ringer For that guy in that movie About that girl with a dog And they say.. Flush Flush back, baby don't go Flush Flush back, I said no Flushboy-wher did you go? Flushboy-they'll never know Flushboy-I don't even care Flushboy-Sing in spite of me Flushboy-We've lost all track of the melody Flushboy-There's even no sense of the harmony 8. POST NASAL DRIP Spontaneity, wake up with a cold One day healthy, another day old Snort anthahistome with a rubber hose To break up this congestion in my nose As silly as this may seem The smell of mucous is quite keen The aroma doesn't last too long When it dries up the smell is gone When your lying alone in your bed All the snot goes to one side of your head One side is clogged up like a drain The other so clear air goes to my brain I wonder where all the burgers are stored I've never tasted one, never been that bored I wonder why it has to be Made up of three consistencies One is slimy, sometimes runny Just like honey The other is gooey, sometimes chewy Great with stew or a huey The kind you flick are harder than a stick They seem to be the easiest to pick 9. THE PUNGENT MAN Take me away to the cleansing place Where the doors of the bathroom are open wide The shower head greets me there My body odor I try to hide Take me away close the shower curtain Where you can pee in the drain and no one knows The place that holds the shampoo and soap When I'm clean I sit next to you and... Pray that I won't stink forever The pungent man will not be me Today, I'll clean myself forever When I'm clean, It sure feels neat After many days in manure and mud In the bubble bath I do confide Scrubbing inside and around my ears Wash under my arms and my behind Fly me away to a cleaner world Where there's no more stench and can be no grime The place that holds the shampoo and soap When I'm clean I sit next to you and... Here I am from the suds super bowl Fresh and loved, I crawl out of this hole No there's no time left for crawling in the mud No there's no time left, I'm too busy with the suds and.. 10. CORKBUTT Undeniably true What's happened to you Made from the bark of a tree Now it's attached to your butt Instead of your knee Instead of plastic surgery Advances in medical science Make it possible to be Corkbutt, Corkbutt Cosmetically corrupt Gluteal implants Make your body light Attached under the muscle real tight New and impressive Physiological design Made from pure cork Strapped to your behind 11. EDDIE ECHO I would like to page Eddie Echo To meet me in the Cafe Commons Edward is the mastermind He's the one who took the time The reason why it is this way He's the one who wrote He's to blame You may ask why it's a simple one To explain to you about this song His genius is beyond that of A tattooed squirrel at feeding time His theory is pure sublime The audience sits in awe Captured by his vocal flaw So if 'ole Eddie Echo would make himself known 'Cause the royalties and loyalties he doth own If only he would come around For all this noise we'd shoot him down lyrics added by rass - Modify this lyrics
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