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1. INBRED CORNBREAD Catastrophe in the gene pool It happened in the plains of Nebraska The Asian Crisis cuts profit margins Overproduction leaves little harvest The maize grows old in the fields In age they begin to yield Kernels are rotting off the cob Decadence in harmony cell walls are robbed Minute particles swim in the damp soil DNAcid mingles with the other ears What will become is a horrid sight Next years planting will bring the plight 70 foot tall stalk rock hard corn This inbreeding must be brought down Howitzers and laaz rockets make it torn It falls with a thump to the ground Riddled with heat and led All we have is inbred cornbread 2. UNSEEN UTILITIES Underneath the streets that you drive Rest the Water and Sewer lines Placed there by the locality To provide service for you and me Our tax dollars put to good use Water on tap, jettison refuse From wood and terra cotta To ductile iron and PVC Rigid standards a whole lotta Circulation for the city Megalugs and thrust blocks Keep pressurized water on track Cleanouts and manholes Keep sewage out of cracks They bury them deep into the ground They throw 57 stone all around Compacted cover keeps them from the cold I hope they last until we're all old 3. RIPKILE EVANDERLOU Underneath the chalk eraser We can find the mutilator Underneath the carpet sweeper We can find the Oscillator Channeling the residue No one knows what to do Channeling a guy named Lou No one has any shampoo Sitting up on number 9 cloud Belittled blue sky shroud Sitting thinking this is too loud Belittled by what you've vowed Stunning views of the wasteland Fearing for what was in your hand Stunning views of eyes in the sand Fearing for what is now bland Fluid fills all of the boundary Nothing left of the foundry Fluid fills your adversary Nothing left of Frankenberry Ripkile Evanderlou Frankenberry left her shoe 4. FRUIT FLY A little small fly I think the call it a fruit fly It's here by my side That I cannot deny It buzzes by so slow It annoys me oh so When you smack it goes go It's just one small creature But it's the main feature I would have a ruler If I were a teacher And when I'm busy It's flying around Going into a frenzy I want to knock it down THERE it's dead! 5. MELTED INTO SHAPE Heat put to death it's old shape A ladle couldn't hold it down It's poured into a strong steel frame The crackle of the torches gas Snaps like fire in the wind Metal turned to lava Red slow flowing syrup As the heat increases A mercury rising Silver in it's purest form Impending solidification A dull grey mass, rigid and awkward A hardened chunk of silver Death to the old shape, life to the new Ugly in it's rebirth to some But beauty to the owner and craftier A buffer has the power to polish and shine Bring out the glow and luster of this object 6. THE AUTHORITY OF SEWAGE Just south of Exit 240 The pungency is not to pretty But, it's not as bad as you may think Even amongst those who raise a stink Yeah, it's an odor I don't mind to face But, I wouldn't want to live downwind of the place I realize they have the authority To treat the waste from this valley It's not as bad as stagnate water To me, that really does bother And when you step foot into that plant You might see the sewage of your aunt Some might think these things are contrary But, it's a process that is quite necessary We seem to take it for granted every day What happens to the crap that we throw away Sewage Stinks, throw it all away HAMMER TIME Grand, Sledge is the man He puts crooks in the can Run, When they see his gun 44 magnum Friend, Gun his only friend Bullets it will send Women, Can't live with 'em No feminism His boss, Trunk wants him lost Miranda rights off Doreau, Goes with the show Sidekick in the flow In the age of Ellen Degenerate The best show on the air Ran from '86 to '88 His car, It will go far It's a green Jabar Hey there, 2 years on the air It's just not fair Coarse, With Sledge on the force His gun is his recourse O.J., Hammer on the case You'd be put away Impeach, If hammer had a seat Or was the O.I.C. Crime, Felons doin' time His amigo his line Of Defense 7. FACE LIFT Hey! Walk in, glad not to see you You! Got the keys, So help yourself Hey! Break in, Your loss becomes mine Understand the toll when I get you Hey! Walk in, Glad not to need you You! Got the keys, I'll be takin' those Hey! Break in, Your soul, my fire Understand the toll, Ha, Ha! Heated lead bouncing around your face Knowing your fate when you know I can Rage! Rage! Soulless dancing Yeah! Yeah! Believe it Rage! Rage! Slay the deserving Yeah! Yeah! 8. IMPEACH THE PAIR Bring the articles to the floor The rule of law must not go out the door Obstruction of justice and perjury Should overpass partisan bickering In a gauge of self ambition A fearless misleader falls to submission Pleaing for a censure resolution Forget the laws of constitution Running with his tail between his legs He leaves himself room to beg Falling from his legacy Remembered only for perjury Impeachment, Resignation Constitution or Constipation The media misconstrues A friend to the establishment A poll driven threshing floor A vote of conscience or duty 9. DISCORDANT IMMUNITY Discordant Immunity Delegant disunity Immoral to the beat Frustration in the sound No rhyme or reason Or pattern Betrayed Wasted hard disk space Burned in time Virile expose Just to make you mad No power just mayhem True artistry is not here Just madness n' stupidity That is it's validity 10. KOILS OF THE STEEL BALL UNWIND It's a big round steel ball Koil didn't find it at the mall It's very round and heavy Like a cannonball Chevy How will I polish it? It has a thin coat of rust Koil says sandpaper it It will scratch it I trust It's worth it's weight in steel It's as solid as my heel Is this really for real It has on small pit or two Like the Death Star in space it flew But this object is a dense mass Better not touch it or I'll kick your elbow 11. BUM TOISE (instrumental) lyrics added by rass - Modify this lyrics
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