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1. HOMESCORE Run to the store Pick up some paint Slap it on my house That's full of holes I try to keep my place really clean The mess in my room is seldom seen But that's because I keep the door closed My chair still rocks like a rubber hose We mow the lawn I dig through our garbage We wake up at dawn And kicking to cabbage Home is where the trash is This is where the snakes live 2. FIRST MEAL Crunchy from the store where you got it Nutritionally no matter where you spot it It looks good tastes great Vitamins and minerals it does create But you just have too much to do You gotta go to work and tie your shoe No time for breakfast You woke up too late The buzzer just went off Oh that sound I hate All the daylong you think to yourself I should be eating what's on the shelf People tend to put God in a box Cereal belongs there but not to rot When do you get around? To have the time to eat It's not as crunchy anymore It's got the consistency Of sweet overcooked meat 3. BENEVOLENT CREATION Sitting by the fabric Of frail humanity There's no reason for static If you beg or plea No one's going to help you In this world of ours You have got to trust God Do not get devoured Throw away your guilt And let conviction settle in Don't harber up anger Against keeping Christ within The cults will try to tempt you Addictions bring you down It's not how much you do It's knowing the one who wears the crown Benevolent Creation It gives it takes Do not forsake do not mistake 4. CLUSTERJUNK MANIK There's pizza in the underworld Anchovies make your hair in curls My tongue is twisted on a railroad tie Nothing combusts like a flea in a pie I can not wait to get my check I'll mark off what I haven't done yet Sit back and relax in your chair I'm going to the john to get some air Run amuck across this land If you keep going you'll hit sand Bowl a "10" and don't ask why My 9-pin printer is 90 dpi There's something fishy in my desk It's a four-pound bass put to the test A yellow Jacket just buzzed by He caught and ate a horse fly There's a lot of stuff around here Some of it you like to keep dear Don't fret about your guitar It's in the back of your uncle's car 5. CAULIFLOUR EAR Have you ever been on the phone before For a long extended amount of time Have you ever hit your nose against the door Well its like that worse over many times That organ on the side of your head Scoops sound from all around When it's pressed against the phone Sweat's out a garden salad down Never would I think of all the veggies that I eat That some would grow out of my ear No matter how hard I try or how much I pry I cannot make it disappear It started in my brain and now it's such a pain I just don't understand why Thousand Island looses out where's the sauerkraut It's beginning to draw some flies Hey cauliflaur I'll never call you again Your poison leaks through the telephone lines 6. DEFY LOGIC Never seen such a cricket Ever cross the road before My cwazy little softique kitty Catches it between his paws It seems just a bit uncanny Just how much a tongue sticks out Senseless nonsense I have no cents Bereaved to believe that none is gone If wood is made of paper And rye made out of bread Laws that defy men's logic Were put here to baffle us instead There seems to be no thought Or process to this game We all have our remote controls We all seem to be insane No inspiration from a Big Mac or fries Not even a soft drink to make me think of lies 7. BLADE MEETS BLADE The town ordinance must be obeyed Even if it means a species is slayed They know it happens once a week Their heads are chopped just like meat When they hear the engine combust They really wish that they could duck Grounded firmly with their roots There's no escape from the swinging noose There's no chance to run nowhere to hide Greener than green some narrow some wide Few live long and grow tall Others are chopped and fall If they're lucky they'll get hit by a wheel Most likely though they're fate is sealed It's a grim life for those outdoors Humans bring mayhem in their chores An extra little boys get paid Witness the gore when blade meets blade 8. SOCKSTOCK It's long and it holds your feet. It's made of fabric Sometimes wool sometimes cotton. Never seen one made of steel before Can you imagine one made of steel wool? They keep your feet warm and protect them from callused injury I could not be caught for perjury because they exist 9. MOLTEN DELIGHT This melted piece of silver Glows in the day of light It's crevices deliver In molten delight I cannot remember When it was done But looking at it And touching it is fun There's nothing like it In all the world It's luster stands out Alone as one 10. EMPTY PLATE There's an empty plate That's full of food And of what is left I'll just give to you And if your belly's full And it's sticking out Then you porked to much On the sauerkraut Welcome to my restaurant My empty plate How it got here I can explain You ate all my food and shoes today Now you scared the clientele away Set the trap for the mouse Before he chews up my whole house A pellet gun to the chase Before he gets my empty plate Fire a round in his snout Then we'll just twist and shout And when I find that rat Before he finds me I got a place where he can't feed In the garbage I must confess I shot him dead it was such a mess 11. CY-CUAGHT-IK LOVE It's been so long since I've last seen you An when I could see your smile, yeah 'Cause you are so beautiful I love you so much, please come back To meet my right there..there's my snot I don't wanna into my garbage in words I miss you girl I've been to low Because you hate my guts ohhh! My snot! You are so beautiful, believe me Wow wow wow yeah Rockin dude lyrics added by rass - Modify this lyrics
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