Found this while on the personality quiz site.  Thought it might appeal to some of my fellow satanists m/ jks
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

tehe, here's my result:
Seventh Level of Hell
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and
encircled within The River Phlegethon, filled with boiling Blood, is
the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and
the war-mongers Lament their pitiless mischiefs in The River, while
centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to Escape their
punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to
the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting
branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their
bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies,
foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the
wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against GOD
and nature are showered with flakes of fire that Rain Down against
their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in Pain, their
tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth
their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share
company in the Seventh Level.

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Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
Many and varied sinners Suffer eternally in the
multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of Despair Wholly
of Stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and Malice;
the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by Horned demons; the
hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters,
who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The
simonists, wedged into Stone holes, and whose feet are licked by
Flames, Kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, Fortune
tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in
human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing
into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want
to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the
sinners here, who are Afflicted with scabs like Leprosy, and lay Sick
on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails.
Indeed, Justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


not bad hee..

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Because I can ...

Frost™

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xentrix86

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you
behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields
full of Distress and Torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about
the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers Suffer the heretics,
failing to believe in GOD and the afterlife, who make themselves audible
by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be
offered no respite. The three Infernal Furies stained with Blood, with
limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

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Wow I don't think I'm really that evil...

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
Many and varied sinners Suffer eternally in the
multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of Despair Wholly
of Stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and Malice;
the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by Horned demons; the
hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters,
who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The
simonists, wedged into Stone holes, and whose feet are licked by
Flames, Kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, Fortune
tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in
human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing
into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want
to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the
sinners here, who are Afflicted with scabs like Leprosy, and lay Sick
on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails.
Indeed, Justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

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When in Danger or in doubt,
Run in circles, Scream and shout.

meet u there

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Because I can ...

Frost™

 Yes, they have cookies

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When in Danger or in doubt,
Run in circles, Scream and shout.

Seventh Level of Hell


Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within The River Phlegethon, filled with boiling Blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers Lament their pitiless mischiefs in The River, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to Escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against GOD and nature are showered with flakes of fire that Rain Down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in Pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:




(Click on a level for more info)





Level
Who are sent there?
Score

Purgatory
Repenting Believers
Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo
Virtuous Non-Believers
Moderate

Level 2
Lustful
Very High

Level 3
Gluttonous
Low

Level 4
Prodigal and Avaricious
Low

Level 5
Wrathful and Gloomy
Very High

Level 6 - The City of Dis
Heretics
High

Level 7
Violent
Very High

Level 8- the Malebolge
Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers
Very High

Level 9 - Cocytus
Treacherous
Low
 
 
Nooooooo , they got it all wrong

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oh he ought to be an admiral, a sultan, or a King
And to his praises we shall always sing
Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer
Lord bless Cha

Level 2

You have come to a place mute of all light, where
the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the Realm where
the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by
the unforgiving Winds of unquenchable Desire as punishment for their
transgressions. The Infernal Hurricane that never rests hurtles the
spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it
molests them. You have Betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite
for pleasure, and so here you are Doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen
of Troy are two that share in your fate.

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Suits you right !

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oh he ought to be an admiral, a sultan, or a King
And to his praises we shall always sing
Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer
Lord bless Cha