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Banana Split
Tracklist
| PENIS ENLARGEMENT |
| 1. A Lot, A Lot of Songs |
| 50 WAYS TO KILL ME |
| 2. Intro |
| 3. Inject Me With Pills |
| 4. Push Me Down the Sewer |
| 5. Put a Bullet In My Brain (Part 2) |
| 6. Seal Me In a Catacomb |
| 7. Shoot My Brains Out |
| 8. I Hand You Bolt-Cutters to Cut Out My Orgasm |
| 9. Dress Me Up Like a Tree So a Woodpecker Pecks at Me |
| 10. Shoot Me With Double-Barrel Shotgun |
| 11. Clog My Throat With Peanut Chews (Death By Chocolate) |
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50 More Ways to Die for Satan
Tracklist
| 1. Throw A Razor at Me |
| 2. Throw Me into a Fire |
| 3. Dig Your Hand into My Ear and Pull Out My Brain |
| 4. Suck My Eyes Out of My Skull with a Vaccuum Then Stick a Dick in Each Eye Hole into My Brain |
| 5. Unleash 5000 Pregnant Rats into My House So They Eat Me Alive |
| 6. Set It Up So I'm Just at the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time |
| 7. I'm Going to Walk Into a Dark Room Filled with People That Hate Me with a Blindfold On, the Second I Turn on the Lights, Attack! |
| 8. Push Me Off a Mountain |
| 9. Feed Me a Tomato Injected with Poison |
| 10. Bash Me in the Face with Your Mailbox Then When You Go to Check the Mail in the Morning You Find My Teeth |
| 11. After Touching My Penis Shaft, Leave Me in an Elevator Shaft So It Comes Down and Crushes Me Like an Ant |
| 12. Make Me Suck Your Dick Upside Down So That Your Balls Poke My Eyes Out into My Brain |
| 13. Bring Me to the Zoo and Feed Me to the Lions |
| 14. Bring Me to the Zoo and Feed Me to the Bears |
| 15. Bring Me to the Zoo and Feed Me to the Snakes |
| 16. Break a Bottle Over My Dickhead |
| 17. Stick Your Arm Up My Butthole and Pull Out Poops in My Eyes and Make Me Cross Heavy Traffic |
| 18. Take a Crowbar and Grind It into My Face |
| 19. Throw a Cell Phone Off the Statue of Liberty onto My Head |
| 20. When I'm Getting Open Heart Surgery Crowd Surf Knocking Down All the Doctors |
| 21. Cover Me in Sludgy Diarrhea and Lock Me in a Cage with a Retarded Coprophiliac |
| 22. Put a Pump into My Stomach and Fill Me with Air Then Poke Me with a Safety Pin So I Pop |
| 23. Cover Me in Butter snd Lock Me in a Room with Rosie O'Donnel and Anna Nicole Smith, the 2 Fattest Slobs in Showbiz |
| 24. Make Me Bite the Curb and Eat My Brains for Dinner |
| 25. Suck My Dingaling with Razorblades in Your Mouth |
| 26. Send Me to China to Lick the Ground So I Get SARS |
| 27. Send Me Out into the Cold with No Clothes and Ice Cubes Duct Taped to My Ballbag |
| 28. Destroy My Pipe Lines So You Cut Off My Water Supply |
| 29. Crack Open My Head and Eat Out My Brains with Chopsticks |
| 30. Cut Down a Redwood Tree Right Next to Me So It Falls and Gives Me a Bop on the Noggin' |
| 31. Fart, Then Light a Match and Hold It Up to Your Sodomy Hole While My Face is Right There So I Get Flamed to the Face |
| 32. Smack Me in the Nuts with a Wrench Then Make Me a Poison Smoothie to Drink |
| 33. Make Me Suck a Horse's Cock So He Shoots Gallons of Dickwad Down My Throat and I Choke |
| 34. Strap 100 Pound Weights to My My Back and Put Me on an Ice Skating Rink in June |
| 35. Nails Me to a Cross Like That Piece of Shit Jesus Christ |
| 36. Cremate Me While I'm Still Alive Then Put My Ashes in Pepper Shakers So Stupid Fucking Humans Eat Me |
| 37. Put a Detonation Device That Blows Up Inside My Anus and Send Me Off to Michael Jackson's House |
| 38. Make Me Drink Gasoline Then Shoot a Lit Match Down My Throat with a Sling Shot |
| 39. Jam a Dirty Piece of Glass into My Chest |
| 40. My Dick is So Huge So I Wrap It in Tin Foil During a Brutal Storm; I'll Go Stand Outside |
| 41. Make Me Play Russian Roulette But Instead of 1 Bullet Out of 6 Loaded, All 6 Are |
| 42. Feed Me to Gigantic Crocodiles |
| 43. Take a Knife and Slash My Buttcheeks Up, Then Make Me Sit on Every Public Toilet on Earth |
| 44. Make Me Sniff Glue for a Really Long Time |
| 45. Make Me Fight the Karate Kid |
| 46. Put Me in a Pool with Blood Thirsty Piranhas in It |
| 47. Make Me Stay Up for Days So I'm Tired I Can't Even Lift A Finger, Then Put a Bed on the Train Tracks |
| 48. Make Me Some Cement Shoes and Throw Me Off A Dock Into an Ocean |
| 49. Hit Head with Computer Screen |
| 50. Dress Me Up Like a Deer During Hunting Season and Send Me Out Into the Woods |
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Sex, Drugs, and Suicide
Tracklist
| 50 WAYS TO KILL ME | |
| 1. Intro | 00:15 |
| 2. Drop the Bomb | 01:09 |
| 3. Hold Me Hostage Tell Me to Say Alphebet When I Get to Z Pull Trigger | 00:37 |
| 4. Make Me Fight the Hell's Angels | 01:59 |
| 5. Fuck My Food So I Eat Aids | 01:08 |
| 6. Gimmie Gimmie Pills | 01:04 |
| 7. Poison My Soup Ok | 00:36 |
| 8. Fight | 02:07 |
| 9. Sodomize Me With Stick of Dynomite | 02:00 |
| 10. Push Me into the Fire | 02:24 |
| 11. Use My Skin for Leather | 01:19 |
| 12. Mug Me in an Alley | 01:47 |
| 13. Make Me Sled in the Snow Naked So I Get Frostbite | 01:36 |
| 14. Bring Me to the Jungle to Get Eaten by a Tribe | 01:32 |
| 15. Before Time Runs Out Clock Me in the Head with a Clock | 02:21 |
| KINGDOM CUM | |
| 16. Nature of the Beyond | 20:39 |
| Total playing time | 42:33 |
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Legalize Suicide
Tracklist
| 1. When I'm Sleeping Pave Me to the Street the Night Before a Parade of Elephants |
| 2. Bite Off My Nuts Then Crucify Me |
| 3. Bring Me to Church So That After I Beat The Shit Out of the Priest for Trying to Rape Me, a Cop Beats the Shit Out of Me |
| 4. Put Me on a Spaceship and Send Me into the Sun |
| 5. Use Me for Bait When You Go Fishing |
| 6. Make Me Watch Reruns of Full House on Warped VHS Tapes While You Feed Me an M80 Sandwich |
| 7. Pretend My Nose and My Two Eyes Are the Three Holes on a Bowling Ball, Clench My Skull with a Mighty Fist, and Go for a Strike |
| 8. Put Me in a Cartoon and Animate Me Getting Killed |
| 9. Make Me Go Through 12 Grades of High School So That I Get So Depressed in My Teens That All I Have to Do is Listen to 50 Way to Kill Me CD Once and I Already Found a Way to End It |
| 10. Chop Off My Penis with Children's Scissors and Put It in a Fryer and Serve It Between Two Buns |
| 11. Drop a Cinder Block on My Head |
| 12. Break My Heart with a Sledge Hammer Part 2 |
| 13. Make Me Get Gang Banged by the Entire Clergy So My Asshole Starts to Bleed So Goddamn Much That Not Even Satan Can Repair It |
| 14. When I Order a Drink at the Bar, Slip a Roofy into My Drink |
| 15. Strangle Me With a Microphone Cord |
| 16. When I Have My Back Turned Charge at Me and Attack When I Least Expect It |
| 17. Impale My Heart with a Penis |
| 18. Slice Open My Neck with a Rusty Tuna Can |
| 19. Transform Me into a Donut So Cops Eat Me |
| 20. Take a Glass Jar of Salsa and Break It Over My Knee Cap Then Stab Me in the Heart with It |
| 21. Hold a Gun to My Head and Make Me Watch Abortions All Night and If I Laugh at Abortions Then Pull the Trigger |
| 22. Put Me in a Gigantic Cacoon So That After I Come Out in 9 Months as a Penis with Butterfly Wings Chop Off My Head and Feed It to Nuns |
| 23. Get Pregnant and Then Give Birth in a State That Allows Capital Punishment So That After You Kill Your Kid I Get Fried |
| 24. Give Me a Toy Gun to Hold While Walking Past a Cop So He Shoots Me |
| 25. Pretend My Neck is a Package in the Mail from Grandma and Dice It Open with a Box Cutter |
| 26. When the Cops Aren't Looking Burn Me with an Iron |
| 27. Stuff My Nose Down Your Slophole and Excrete a Wet Blasphemous Queef |
| 28. Put a Kitten in a Tarantula's Web and If I Laugh at It (Which I Will) Feed Me to a 20 Foot Long Anaconda |
| 29. Send Me Back In Time to the Crusades |
| 30. Take Me to Suicide Island |
| 31. Let Pat Barry (aka Fat Pat) Drive My Car While I'm Asleep at the Wheel and Drives into a Telephone Pole (Based on a True Story, Fat Pat I Hope You Suck a Dick in Hell) |
| 32. Put Super Glue on the Toilet Seat So That Next Time I Have to Let Turds Fall Out of My Asshole I Starve to Death |
| 33. I'm Going to Walk into a Dark Room Filled with People That Hate Me with a Blindfold on, the Second I Turn on the Lights, ATTACK!!!!! |
| 34. Stab a Pen Through My Neck |
| 35. Offer Me a Pill of Rat Poison and I'll Say Yes |
| 36. Drown Me |
| 37. Put Me in a Hot Air Balloon Then Shoot It With a Gun Up in the Air |
| 38. Legalize Suicide (So I Can Fucking Do It) |
| 39. Make Me Dance the Official 50 Ways to Kill Me Dance (Which Always Results in Death) |
| 40. Set It Up So I'm Just at the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time |
| 41. Stuff a Sock in My Mouth So No One Can Hear Me Scream, Then Punch Me in the Stomach So Hard That Doodie Shoots Out of My Booty and My Anus Lips Shatter and I Die from Having a Heart Attack |
| 42. Stab Me in the Lungs With Scissors |
| 43. Help Me Find an Electric Fence to Whizz On |
| 44. Impale Me with a Kitchen Knife |
| 45. Crackle My Ballsack with a Nutcracker and If I Don't Like It Chop Off My Head and Throw It into a Basketball Hoop, Magic Johnson Would Be Impressed But He Also Has AIDS So His Opinion is Shit |
| 46. Strangle Me with a Phone Chord |
| 47. Put a Broomstick in My Dickhole |
| 48. Send Me Out into the Cold with No Clothes and Ice Cubes Duct Taped to My Ballbag |
| 49. Drive An Elephant's Tusk Into My Cranium |
| 50. When Suicide is Finally Legalized, Tell Me to Do It, and I Will |
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50 Ways to Kill Me
Tracklist
| 1. Intro (Being Born) |
| 2. Hit My Head with a Hammer |
| 3. Make Me a Tin Foil Suit to Wear and Then Force Me to Walk Around in the Storm |
| 4. Throw a Banana Peel in the Path of my Unicycle |
| 5. Seal My Mouth and Nose with Superglue and Crazyglue |
| 6. Put Me in a Gigantic Toaster and Watch Me Pop Up Burnt to a Crisp |
| 7. Put Me In a Bathtub Filled With Acid |
| 8. Poison My Soymilk |
| 9. Chop Off My Nose (and Don't Give Me Bandages) |
| 10. Shoot Me with a Gun |
| 11. Stab Me with a Fork |
| 12. Use a Gigantic Claw to Crush Me Like an Ant |
| 13. Cover Me with Honey and Unleash the Bees (I'm Allergic to Bees) |
| 14. Kick Me in the Nuts |
| 15. Kill Me with Voodoo |
| 16. Bury Me Alive |
| 17. Make Me a Noose and I'll Take it from There |
| 18. Pretend You're Taking Me Out to Brunch And then Kidnap Me, Tie Me Up, and Make Me Drink Gasoline (Brunch-Crunch) |
| 19. Wait For Me to Finish Building a Treehouse and Then Cut It Down Once I'm Up There |
| 20. Lock Me in a Cabinet and When I Scream "Help I'm Suffocating" Just Ignore Me |
| 21. Push Me Out a Window |
| 22. Push Me Down a Staircase |
| 23. On X-mas Make Me Be Under the Mistletoe with a Girl Who Has AIDS and Cuts in Her Mouth |
| 24. Tell Me to Get into a Motorcycle Accident |
| 25. Push Me Out an Airplane with a Fake Parachute |
| 26. Send Me to Iraq |
| 27. Ask Me What my Favorite Horror Movie Is and When I Say "Nightmare on Elm Street 4", Chop Off My Ear Until I Bleed to Death |
| 28. Put a Razor Blade in My Burrito |
| 29. Impale My Face with a Pitchfork |
| 30. Beat Me with a Baseball Bat |
| 31. Beat Me Unmerciful |
| 32. Break a Bottle in My Face |
| 33. Chuck a Cinderblock at My Face |
| 34. Put My Nose in Heather Colona's Booty While She Eats Beans and Farts (Brooke Bonomi Looks Like Chewbacca) |
| 35. Inject Me With a Needle that Mutates Me into a Lobster (Then Put Me in Hot Water) |
| 36. Froce Me to Be Within 100 Feet of Jessica Motty's Filthy Cunt-Like Slophole without Wearing a Condom or Gasmask or Radiation Suit and Watch Me Catch AIDS Faster than You Can Say the Word Slut |
| 37. Make Me Swim Around in Lava |
| 38. Wale Me in the Crotch with a Plank of Wood with a Nail Sticking Out of It |
| 39. Chisel at My Face Until I'm Dead |
| 40. Slash Me with a Chain for Fun and Then Tie Me Up and Put Me in a Walk-In Freezer Till I Get So Cold that I Croak |
| 41. Slash My Skull with an Axe |
| 42. Have Me Sit in the Sun for a Long Time So I Turn into a Human Raisin |
| 43. Blind Fold Me and Guide Me into a Highway |
| 44. Bite My Ear Off |
| 45. Rape Me in the Armpit with a Chainsaw |
| 46. Throw Me Off a Cliff |
| 47. Burn Me with Acid |
| 48. Hit Me with a Lead Pipe |
| 49. Duct Tape My Head to Explosives |
| 50. Shave Me With a Rusty Razor |
| 51. Slip Some Rat Poison into My Bagel |
| 52. Entering the Gates of Hell |
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The Morning Star
Tracklist
| 1. Intro 1 - Moment of Silence to Pray to Satan |
| 2. Intro 2 - Must Obey the Morning Star |
| 3. Light Me On Fire |
| 4. Intro 3 - Sweet Like Money |
| 5. Beat Me With a Fucken Rod |
| 6. Put Me In a Bathtub and then Suffocate Me With a Shower Cap |
| 7. Put Me In a Bathtub and Turn Up the Temperature Untill I Get Burned |
| 8. Intro 4 - Tad Mathews |
| 9. Have Aliens Abduct Me and then Do an Autopsy |
| 10. Command Me to Walk Towards the Tornado |
| 11. Tie Me to the Railroad Tracks |
| 12. Intro 5 - Tear Shit Up On the Highway (Roadkill) |
| 13. Make Me Eat Meat So I Get Cancer |
| 14. Shoot Me With a Gun |
| 15. Busta Cap In My Ass |
| 16. When I Bungee Jump Snip the Cord |
| 17. Intro 6 - Life Is Death |
| 18. Kill Me |
| 19. Duct Tape a Hair Dryer to My Weaner and Throw Me In a Bathtub Filled With Water and Electric Eels |
| 20. Beat Me Unmercyful |
| 21. Send Me to Australia to Make Me Fight a Kangaroo |
| 22. Kill Me (Hermaphrodite Mix) |
| 23. Outro |
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Gutspuking Foursome
Tracklist
| ANUS TUMOR |
| 1. Died by a Butox Injection |
| 2. Rusty Metal Through Your Face |
| 3. Armin M. Cannibal Cockeater |
| 4. Gory Humanexperiments |
| 5. Schweinehirt |
| 6. Piss Off! Bitch |
| 7. Kicking in Your Teeth |
| 8. Pusfuck Porn |
| 9. Eaten Alive by Maggots |
| 10. Reck Scope-Ion |
| 11. Infectious Toiletseats |
| 12. P.C. Police - Party Decease |
| SCUMFUCK |
| 13. Intro: Anal Spank Crack Whore |
| 14. Rectal Scum Bitch |
| 15. Sheepfuckin' Cocslut |
| 16. Brutal Cannibalsitic Brunch Crunch (ft. Jay) |
| 17. Scatboys |
| 18. My Horse in Your Wife |
| 19. I Love You (Dedicated to Mel) |
| 20. Blood, Shit, Flowers and Sunshine |
| DIAPHRAGMA |
| 21. Cunt Kebab |
| 22. Fuck Creative Minds |
| 23. Family Abortion |
| 24. Pink Shit Trip |
| 25. Butthair Smoker |
| 26. Analmeise |
| 50 WAYS TO KILL ME |
| 27. When I'm Sleeping Pave Me to the Street the Night Before a Parade with Elephants |
| 28. Bring Me to a Church So After I Beat the Shit Out of a Priest a Cop Beats the Shit Out of Me |
| 29. Put Me on a Spaceship and Send Me into the Sun |
| 30. Use Me as Bait When You Go Fishing |
| 31. Legalize Suicide So I Can F*cken Do It |
| 32. Bite My Nuts Off then Crucify Me |
| 33. Make Me Watch Full House Reruns with Me Eyes Glued Open |
| 34. Animate Me in a Cartoon Getting Killed |
| 35. Break a Jar of Salsa on My Knee Cap then Stab Me in the Face with It! Go! |
| 36. Pretend My 2 Eye Holes and Nose Is the 3 Holes in a Bowling Ball, Clench with a Fist, Go for a Strike |
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Fun Funeral
Tracklist
| 1. Build a Time Machine to Send Me Back to September 11th 2001 and I'll Go to the Top of the World Trade Center |
| 2. Lodge Amputated Scrotums in My Throat |
| 3. When I'm Asleep in My Own Car Throw a Molitov Cocktail at It |
| 4. Get Me Pregnant, then Use My Breast Milk to Make Human Icecream,tThen Poison It, Then Feed It to Me for Brunch |
| 5. Make Me Try to Walk Across a High Up Telephone Wire Glazed with Slippery Semen |
| 6. Seal Me Inside of a Castle So I Think I'm a King of the Castle Until I Realize There's No Food in There and I Have to Eat My Own Penis and Then Eventually Starve |
| 7. Throw a Banana Peel in Front of My Car So I Swerve and Drive Off a Cliff |
| 8. Put Me on a Wheelchair and Send Me Downhill into a Busy Road |
| 9. Put Me on the Merry-Go-Round That Is So Fast That I Puke Out My Guts |
| 10. Make Me Eat Zillions of Popcorn Kernels, Then Put Me in a Microwave |
| 11. Make Me Get Drunk and Drive |
| 12. Give Me a Surgery That Leads My Esophagus to a Garbage Pail Instead of My Stomach So That When I Eat Food It Gets Thrown Out and I Become Malnurished |
| 13. Have Spikes Under a Trampoline and Then Make the Springs as Loose as My Cunt So That I Fall into the Spikes |
| 14. Hang Me |
| 15. Handcuff One of My Hands to the Back of a Car, Then Handcuff My Other Hand to the Back of a Truck. Tell the Drivers to Drive in Opposite Directions. My Arms Stretch Out Really Far for Miles Until My Arms Finally Pop Out of the Sockets. So Then I Glue My Arms Back Together But Accidently Glue Them on Backwards So I Get So Sick of Having Streched Out Backwards Arms That I Jump in Front of a Train |
| 16. Convince Me to Have an Eating Disorder So I Lose a Lot of Weight. Then Give Me a Balloon to Hold and When I'm Really High Up in the Air Throw a Chinese Star at the Balloon So I Come Falling Down |
| 17. Put Me in a Swimming Pool Infested with Alligators |
| 18. Put Me in a Swimming Pool Infested with Crocodiles |
| 19. Put Me in a Swimming Pool Infested with Stingrays |
| 20. Bring Me to the Zoo So I Can Tease the Lions and Then Open Their Cage and Unleash Them! Down Kitty-Cat Down! |
| 21. What the Fuck?! Shove the World's Most Brutal Phone Up My Ass and Then Call It |
| 22. Feed Me a Gallon of Tapeworm Eggs So When They Hatch They Eat My Insides |
| 23. Build a Time Machine and Send Me Back to Jurassic Times to Become a Dinosaur's Brunch |
| 24. Put Razorblades in My Cereal (ft. Stevie Hayes of Chico's Prizon) |
| 25. Have a Vampire Bite My Neck So I Turn into One, Then Make Me Lick Garlic Out of a Sloppy Pussy |
| 26. Clog My Lungs with a Banana |
| 27. Make Me Fuck the Buglady So That a Scorpion Crawls Up My Dickhole and Lays Eggs Inside My Dick |
| 28. Cut Off My Fingers and Make Me Eat My Own Fingers in a Finger Sandwhich |
| 29. Cut Off My Hand and Slap Me in the Face with My Own Hand |
| 30. Saw Off My Arm and Beat Me to Death with My Own Arm |
| 31. Put Me in a Guillotine and Lop Off My Head |
| 32. Lop My Limbs Off with a Rusty Bone-Saw |
| 33. Shove a Queen Ant Up My Eye Socket So That an Ant Colony Develops in My Brain |
| 34. Put a Bullet in My Brain |
| 35. Sit Me Down on a Volcano So When It Errupts, Hot Lava Glides Up My Keester |
| 36. Make Me Eat Cement Powder So When I Drink Water I Turn into a Statue, Then Crack Me into a Hundred Pieces with a Clawhammer |
| 37. In a Winter Battle |
| 38. Gas Me with Zyklon |
| 39. Crack My Head Open with My Monkey Wrench Then Feed Me My Own Brains |
| 40. Keep Me in My Own Car in the Garage with a Tube Going from the Exaust Into the Car |
| 41. Blow My Brains Across the Room and Onto the Wall with My Own Gattling Gun |
| 42. Eat Anthrax,Then Poo the Anthrax into My Mouth |
| 43. Throw Bombs at Me |
| 44. Inject a Fly with So Much Hormones That He Becomes Bigger than a Mammoth, Then Poo Out a Doodie-Rock Onto My Face So He Bites My Face Out |
| 45. Get a Mut Pregnant, Use It's Milk to Make Dog Ice Cream, Poison It, and Feed It to Me for Brunch |
| 46. Pretend I'm Christ and Then Crucify Me |
| 47. Make Me Run with Scissors So I Trip Over a Used Condom and Fall Over and the Scissors Impale Me Through My Eyes and Through My Brain |
| 48. Make Me Mow Your Lawn with the Kind of Lawnmowers That You Ride on So I Mow Too Close to a Tree and Topple the Thing Over and Fall into the Blade |
| 49. Feed Me Poisoned Applesauce |
| 50. Feed Me Poisoned Apple Pie |
| LIMITED EDITION BONUS DISC |
| 1. Put a Bullet in Mu Brain (Video) |
| 2. Feed Me Poisoned Applesauce (Video) |
| 3. Lop Off My Limbs with a Rusty Bone-Saw (Video) |
| 4. Outtakes (Video) |
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Bash Microphone Into Skull
Tracklist
| 1. Intro: Money for Hookers | 01:43 |
| 2. Bring Me to the Zoo and Feed Me to the Snakes | 00:50 |
| 3. Throw a Banana Peel in Front of My Car So I Swerve and Drive Off a Cliff | 01:02 |
| 4. Feed Me Poisoned Applesauce | 01:54 |
| 5. Bring Me to a Church So That After I Beat the Shit Out of a Priest for Trying to Rape Me, a Cop Beats the Shit Out of Me | 00:48 |
| 6. My Dick Is Huge. Wrap It Up in Tin Foil During a Brutal Storm. I'll Go Stand Outside. | 00:58 |
| 7. Pretend I'm Christ and Crucify Me | 01:54 |
| 8. Put Razorblades in My Cereal | 01:28 |
| 9. Make Me Run with Scissors | 01:26 |
| 10. Have Aliens Abduct Me Then Do an Autopsy | 02:33 |
| 11. Suck My Dick with Razor Blades in Your Mouth | 05:56 |
| Total playing time | 20:37 |
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50 Ways to Kill Me - Rectal Twat
Tracklist
| RECTAL TWAT |
| 1. Anal Cunts Have Turned into a Bunch of Fucking Pussies |
| 2. Basement Jam |
| 3. Everything Beyonce Does is to the Left Because Women Have No Rights |
| 4. Misogyny is the Way to Be |
| 5. Nothing Hood About Wayne County |
| 6. Prom Niight is Nothing But Busted Hymens and Tears of Regret |
| 7. Since Your Head is Already Up Your Ass, Don't Forget to Check For Polyps |
| 8. Spook the Spook |
| 9. You Think You're So Underground You're Below It |
| 50 WAYS TO KILL ME |
| 10. Tell the Elf My House is Made of Wood from Trees So They Burn Down My House While Im Inside of It |
| 11. Bring Me Ice Skating But I'm Warning You I'm a Rookie |
| 12. Put Me in a Rollercoaster Ride But Don't Buckle the Harness |
| 13. Give Me PCP |
| 14. Grill Me at the Sunset Grill |
| 15. Outro |
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L'Auto -Erotisme Pur
Tracklist
50 WAYS TO KILL ME
1. Gas Me With Zyklon | ||
2. Make Me Eat Cement | ||
3. Get Me Pregnant, Then Use My Breast Milk to Make Human Ice Cream, Then Poison It, Then Feed It to Me for Brunch | ||
4. Keep Me in My Own Car in the Garage with a Tube Going from the Exaust into the Car | ||
5. Lop My Limbs Off With A Rusty Bone-Saw | ||
6. Put a Bullet in My Brain | ||
7. Have a Vampire Bite My Neck So That I Turn into One, Then Make Me Lick Garlic Out of a Sloppy Pussy | ||
8. Make Me Fuck the Bug Lady So that a Scorpion Crawls Up My Dickhole and Lays Eggs Inside My Dick | ||
9. Mug Me in an Alley | ||
10. Shoot My Brains Out | ||
11. Make Me Eat Zillions of Popcorn Kernels, Then Put Me in a Microwave | ||
12. Build Me a Time Machine to Send Me Back to September 11th 2001 and I'll Go to the Top of the World Trade Center | ||
13. Put Me on the Merry-Go-Round that Is So Fast I Puke Out My Guts | ||
14. Make Me Run with Scissors | ||
15. Feed Me Poisoned Apple Pie |
ANAL COLIC
1. 974 Songs About Kalinka |
ECOUTE LA MERDE
1. Collab (ft. Joe La Douille) |
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Gnarly Deth Wish
Tracklist
| 1. Put My Head Through a TV and Watch Me |
| 2. Have the World's Hottest and Horniest Girls Lay Naked Covered in Money and Set Up Landmines Around Them So That I Step on One When Running Over There |
| 3. Gag Me With a Spoon Until I Hurl Up All My Internal Organs |
| 4. Play an Atypical Game of Pin the Tail On the Donkey Blindfolded, and I'm the Donkey! |
| 5. Put an Awesome Cd On So That I Headbang So Hard My Head Snaps Off My Neck Like a Pencil |
| 6. Put Me In Prison So That When I Try To Escape I Get Caught In the Guard Tower's Spotlight and They Shoot Me |
| 7. Decapitate Me With a Gnarly Battle Axe |
| 8. Take Me To a Racidal Concert, When I Stagedive Everyone Will Move Out of the Way. Also, There Just Happens To Be Spikes Set Up on the Floor in That Exact Spot |
| 9. Tell God How Bogus or Mental I Think He Is So That He Smites Me With Lightning |
| 10. Tell the Devil How Excellent I Think He Is So That He Strikes Me With Lightning |
| 11. Set Up Spikes on the Sidewalk, My Hair is So Long That I'll Trip Over It and Land on the Spikes |
| 12. Cut Down a Jumbo Redwood Tree Right Next to Me |
| 13. Bring Me To a Barber Shop Where the Dude Is Drunk So That His Hand Slips and Cuts My Head Off |
| 14. Throw a Banana Peel On the Floor At the Foot Court In the Mall So That I Slip On It While Trying To Roller Skate, Upon Impact My Skull Shatters Like Glass |
| 15. Put Me In an Arcade Game So I Get Chased By a 8-Bit Ninja |
| 16. Put Me In a Gnarly Spaceship and Send Me To Planet Kron von So I Get Attacked By Dorkords and Gluegords |
| 17. Slit My Vein, It's Tubular |
| 18. Tell Some Bodaciously Busty Babes To Stand On the Other Side of the Road So That I'm Distracted While Crossing and Some Dillhole In a Van Runs Me Over Turning Me Into a Human Pancake |
| 19. Bring Me To a Momentous Party Lurking With Creeps So When I'm Not Looking Someone Shoots Aids-Infested Dickwad Into My Beverage |
| 20. Wedge a Detonation Devide That Explodes Upon Semen-Contact Up My Buttocks and Then Cross-Dress Me So That Some Dude Thinks I'm a Dudette and Tries To Take Me On a Date |
| 21. Lace My Scrumptious Soda Pop With Arsenic |
| 22. Lace the Highschool Pizza With Mega-Toxic Waste So That My Teachers and Classmates Become Space-Mutants Hellbent On Canceling the Return of Christ By Eating My Brain |
| 23. Print Me Into Money |
| 24. Loosen the Screws On My Skateboard So That the Wheels Break Off Causing Me To Fall and Smear My Face Onto the Road Only To Be Licked Up By Dogs |
| 25. Give Me Heroin |
| 26. Mutilate My Guts With a Majestic Chainsaw of Fury |
| 27. Put a 50 Ways Album On the Turntable and Crank It So Loud That My Eyes Bug Out and My Mental Brain Bursts Into Gore That Resembles Confetti Laced With Spaghetti |
| 28. Put Me In a Cannon and Shoot Me Into a Brick Wall |
| 29. Churn Me Into Cream |
| 30. Frame Me For Murder So That I'm Forced To Sit In an Electric Chair That Will Make Me Into a Black Skeleton With Spiky Hair |
| 31. Blast My Brains and Face Onto the Wall With a Double Barrel Shotgun of Doom |
| 32. Cover Every Inch of My Heinous Body With Nicotine Patches |
| 33. Cover Every Inch of My Heinous Body With Leeches |
| 34. Convince a Horse To Date Rape Me So That When I Give Birth Out My Anus and It Comes Out As a Centaur, I Have a Heart Attack |
| 35 Dress Me Up Like a Cow So That When Cowboys Brand the 50 Ways Grave-and-Thumbs-Up Logo on Me It Burns So Bad That I Pass Away and Enter Heaven |
| 36. Feed Me To 130 Starving Cats |
| 37. Catch Me In Your Store's Dumpster Seeking Fresh Trash To Eat, Get Offended By It, and Turn On the Trash Compactor |
| 38. Hand Me My Guitar So I Shred Riffs of Devastation, Causing Volcanic Eruptions and Lightning To Strike Me Down With Grim Force More Deadly Than the Lightning Described In Tracks 9 &10 |
| 39. Build Me a Car With a Keyboard and Mouse Instead of a Steering Wheel So That I Drive Through a Carpal Tunnel |
| 40. Put Dynamite Sticks In My Birthday Cake Instead of Candles So That When I Blow Them Out and Make a Gnarly Deth Wish It Comes True |
| 41. Tie Me To the Train Tracks So a Most Unearthly Choo Choo Train Comes and Splits My Body Causing My Intestines To Stretch For Miles |
| 42. Use Totally Abominable Black Magic To Turn Me Into a Chicken So That I Get Made Into Nuggets |
| 43. Sand Down My Slap-Bracelet So When I Go To Slap It Onto My Wrist, My Hand Gets Cut Off and My Own Hand Flips Me the Middle Finger As I Perish |
| 44. Strap Weight To My Body and Make Me Ice-Skate On Thin Ice |
| 45. Have a Surfer Make a Noose For Me So I Can Hang Ten |
| 46. Lock Me In a Freezer |
| 47. Lock Me In an Oven |
| 48. Pay For My College So That I Become a Most Triumphantly Wise and Skilled Doctor, Then When I Perform an Abortion, Radical Pro-Lifers Hunt Me Down and Slay Me |
| 49. Decapitate Me, Hollow Out My Head, Put a Candle In It and Put It On Your Door Stop On Halloween |
| 50. Leave Me in the Desert To Rot, For My Barbarically Excellent Suicidal And Bloodthirsty Escapade of Deth Has Now Ended... |
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Tracklist
| 1. Seal Me in a Catacomb | 01:29 |
| 2. My Life Stinx Like Manure So Push Me Down a Sewer | 02:29 |
| 3. Breaking the Law (Judas Priest cover) | 02:28 |
| 4. I See Lies (Nasum cover) | 01:08 |
| 5. When I'm with You (Prussian Blue cover) | 02:43 |
| 6. Bullshit Tradition (Dropdead cover) | 00:33 |
| 7. Nicaragua (Screeching Weasel cover) | 03:19 |
| 8. Corporate Death Burger (M.D.C. cover) | 02:11 |
| 9. Meantime (Helmet cover) | 02:40 |
| 10. I Hate You (Verbal Abuse cover) | 02:17 |
| 11. Fuck Off and Die (Chaotic Dischord cover) | 03:40 |
| 12. I Am My Own God (Dayglo Abortions cover) | 01:45 |
| 13. For the Longest Time (Billy Joel cover) | 03:14 |
| 14. You Suffer (Napalm Death cover) | 00:06 |
| 15. Lop Off My Limbs with a Rusty Bone-Saw | 04:45 |
| 16. Make Me Run with Scissors | 02:51 |
| Total playing time | 37:38 |
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Feed Me to Demons
Struggle with a Bag Full of Mosquitoes
Tracklist
| ANALIZATOR |
| 1. Upravo Me Silovala Moja Mrtva Baba |
| 2. Mrtvaci Su Sexy |
| 3. Sablasni Jebac |
| 4. Il Nino Muerte |
| 5. Dovla |
| 6. Salata |
| 7. Pojeo Sam Levo Oko - Cocksuck |
| SCUMFUCK |
| 8. Intro |
| 9. Medley of 75 Years Pop Music |
| 10. Song For Fuxer |
| 11. Dem Teddy fehlt ein Eselsohr |
| 12. Der Brunftschrei einer Garnele |
| 50 WAYS TO KILL ME |
| 13. Deth by Freestyle Walking |
| 14. Deth by Hang Gliding |
| 15. Deth by Surf |
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