1. Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe 0.50
2. Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs 0.37
3. Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine 0.43
4. Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby 0.43
5. Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia 1.06
6. Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed 0.42
7. Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case 0.34
8. This Is Radio Surgery 0.41
9. Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition 0.45
10. Sever the Toes 0.52
11. Flight of the Wounded Locust 2.36 add the album's lyrics