1. Ditchpig 0.37
2. Jesus Sold Me a Bunk Eight 1.08
3. Mary Had A Little Clam 0.47
4. Crucifixion Must Hurt Like a Bitch 01.26
5. Vaginal Bloodfarts 1.24
6. Jesus Was a Facepainter 1.09
7. I Had to Break Up With Your Mom 0.36
8. In the Sea of Heavy Metal, You Are Plankton 0.49
9. Let's Pretend I'm the Pope 0.56
10. Jesus Was an Angry Drunk 1.39
11. God Owes Me Money 1.29
12. Phlegm Phlagm 1.02
13. Jehova Probe 1.05
14. Yahweh is My Mom 1.01
15. Ripping at the Flesh of Jesus Christ 0.38
16. I Spell God C.U.N.T. 0.50
17. Battery Acid Enema 1.37
18. My Toothless Bitch 9.47