1. Lesbian 3-Way
2. You're a Commercial Slave
3. Baby Jesus Fetus/Virgin Mary Gash
4. Ultra Metal 2000+
5. Hudspeth Hill
6. You Play Everquest
7. Contemplating the Economic Effects of Genocide
8. Triple Facial Cumblast
9. Nine Kinds of Hate
10. Conjuring the Black Pestilence of the Unholy Legions of the Goat of Ultimate Sodomy
11. New Punk Revolution
12. Chainsaw Abortion
13. One for the Ladies add the album's lyrics